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(nbc4.com)   Suspicious note closes Lincoln Memorial. Police suspect Jefferson Memorial is just trying to get visitors again   (nbc4.com) divider line 54
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2006-11-27 03:55:12 PM  
funnay.
 
2006-11-27 03:56:05 PM  
"No one ever comes to see me. I don't blame them. I never did anything important. Just the Declaration of Independence, the Louisiana Purchase, the dumbwaiter...Wait! Please don't go. I get so lonely..."
 
2006-11-27 03:56:19 PM  
Well, as long as the suspicious is deemed non-threatening, I'm ...confused.
 
2006-11-27 03:57:21 PM  
I cannot lie, father .
It was I who wrote that note
 
2006-11-27 03:57:21 PM  
I bet Jefferson's ghost did it.
 
2006-11-27 03:58:10 PM  
Wow, anthrax can take the form of Gatorade and Coffee now?
 
2006-11-27 04:00:23 PM  
nastro: Well, as long as the suspicious is deemed non-threatening, I'm ...confused.

no shiat.


labomba: I cannot lie, father .
It was I who wrote that note


fark, if you are referencing what i think you are referencing, i love you!!!
 
2006-11-27 04:01:04 PM  
Wanted for questioning:img116.imageshack.us
 
2006-11-27 04:01:55 PM  
if you are referencing what i think you are referencing, i love you!!!

George Washington (Attributed)?
 
2006-11-27 04:02:57 PM  
It was not so much a note as it was a proclamation
 
2006-11-27 04:04:38 PM  
Jefferson > Lincoln
 
2006-11-27 04:05:32 PM  
Shrugging Atlas

Word.
 
2006-11-27 04:06:21 PM  
someone left a beat poem at the memorial.
 
2006-11-27 04:10:31 PM  
"The gatorade found at the scene was infact gatorade" - CNN
/Media panic mongering
//as usual
////slashiesssssss
 
2006-11-27 04:10:33 PM  
wldncrzy14: George Washington (Attributed)?

yeah, the cherry tree thing?

for some reason i was elated by that. looking back, my reaction was a tad dramatic. meh :)
 
2006-11-27 04:11:10 PM  
Shurgging Atlas

Both Jefferson and Lincoln loved black people...Except Jefferson REALLY loved them.
 
2006-11-27 04:11:48 PM  
Oh god, they found a LIQUID! Thank god it was only a liquid, who knows WHAT would have happened if they found any solids there, or, God forbid, a GAS! :O
 
2006-11-27 04:12:42 PM  
Does noone ever visit Grant's Tomb?
 
2006-11-27 04:14:13 PM  
IcyStaticBlast
Had they looked in the third stall, they would have found some solids, and trace amounts of gas.
 
2006-11-27 04:16:11 PM  
Was it that blue Gatorade? 'Cause that stuff is nasty. I can see where the blue stuff would cause concern.
 
2006-11-27 04:17:52 PM  
I love how they put a pic up there of the Lincoln Memorial ( which has had construction around it for years now) with all the constructions crap around to make it look like it is serious and has been barricaded instead of using a stock pisture licke the do every other time!!
 
2006-11-27 04:17:54 PM  
"the police are on the look out for a young white male"
 
2006-11-27 04:18:33 PM  
Great Simpsons reference, probably one of my favorite episodes of all time.
 
2006-11-27 04:20:25 PM  
www.simpsoncrazy.com

"I never did anything important! Just the Declaration of Independence, the Louisiana Purchase, the dumbwaiter...Wait! Please don't go! I get so lonely..."
 
2006-11-27 04:20:42 PM  

At work, so...

** (Picture of Lincoln Memorial) **

I'M IN UR MMRIAL
SETTING UP TEH BOMB!!!11ONE!
 
2006-11-27 04:20:58 PM  
fifthhorseman My keyboard did not appreciate the Jones Sugar Free Apple Soda.
 
2006-11-27 04:22:12 PM  
simdan42: stock pisture licke

Didn't they open for Iron Maiden once?
 
2006-11-27 04:22:48 PM  
Authorities briefly closed the Lincoln Memorial on Monday after finding suspicious bottles in a restroom and a note reading, "Do you know what anthrax is?" and "Do you know what a bomb is?"

Sounds more like a quiz to me.
 
2006-11-27 04:23:25 PM  
EVERYBODY PANIC!
 
2006-11-27 04:24:03 PM  
darn it!!! I swear I cant seem to ever speel right when posting!!


/ Darn it! Their i go again
// Darn it!
 
2006-11-27 04:27:35 PM  
2006-11-27 04:17:54 PM MissMalice


"the police are on the look out for a young white male"

Is he hatless? Important details, you know!
 
2006-11-27 04:33:24 PM  
I certainly hope it wasn't a STRONGLY WORDED note.
 
2006-11-27 04:41:21 PM  
"this reminds me of the time Jefferson Jefferson tried to open up a White House of the Future across the street"
/i would say 'obscure?'
//but i know it ain't
 
2006-11-27 04:42:18 PM  
"Do you know what anthrax is?" and "Do you know what a bomb is?"

Maybe the note-writer was just confused and desperately seeking knowledge.
 
2006-11-27 04:46:11 PM  
Son of Thunder: Maybe the note-writer was just confused and desperately seeking knowledge.

How the hell does someone not know what a bomb is? A bomb goes BOOM! That's all you need to know
 
2006-11-27 04:46:55 PM  
not to panic everyone... but...

i just looked over and there is, in fact, a bottle of gatorade on my desk.

plz help! whot should i do?!!?!
 
2006-11-27 04:52:05 PM  
is it me or has Jim Lance been broadcasting to what seems like F-O-R-E-V-E-R?

/less than nothin'
 
2006-11-27 04:52:32 PM  
ultimate_loser

plz help! whot should i do?!!?!

Back away slowly.

And for God's sake, don't wake the Electrolytes!!!

/Think of the Children!!!
//Eleventy!!
 
2006-11-27 04:53:25 PM  
chezzmxd3:

Perhaps it was Desmond Pfiefer?
 
2006-11-27 04:57:03 PM  
im in ur memrial
www.ac-rennes.fr
hidn bottlz-n-stuff
 
2006-11-27 04:58:41 PM  
img471.imageshack.us
 
2006-11-27 04:59:17 PM  
See what happens when they let Dr Rev Martin Luther King Jr move into the neighborhood?
 
2006-11-27 05:00:44 PM  
"Do you know what anthrax is?"

www.musikmarkt-wiesbaden.de

/Their best album?
//Or the one w/ Public Enema
 
2006-11-27 05:02:38 PM  
How the hell does someone not know what a bomb is? A bomb goes BOOM! That's all you need to know

Boom? I thought a bomb went pocketa-pocketa-pocketa.

You learn something new every day.
 
2006-11-27 05:14:28 PM  
dc-kid: is it me or has Jim Lance been broadcasting to what seems like F-O-R-E-V-E-R?

/less than nothin'



Ummm...not to be an ass or anything, but do you mean Jim VANCE, the black news guy on Channel 4? Because if that's who you meant, yeah, he's been around since the dawn of time.


/And Jefferson did NOT like the African-Americans
//It was his BROTHER, dammit!!!
 
2006-11-27 05:15:33 PM  
I hope this wasn't some sort of "response reaction" test for some sicko terrorist.
 
2006-11-27 05:32:03 PM  
VARoyalty: Jefferson did NOT like the African-Americans


Jefferson doesn't care about black people?
 
2006-11-27 05:32:09 PM  
www.musicomh.com

"This is alot easier than blowing things up. I spend $1.25 on a sports drinks and they waste tons of manpower and resources while inconveniencing the citizenry. It's like they're helping self-destruct!"
 
2006-11-27 05:32:18 PM  
Let's do a memorial of Bush because he saved the US from Iraq WMDs and Al-Qaeda! And that he's the greatest president EVAR! Now people will go see the memorial... to spit on it!
 
2006-11-27 05:49:30 PM  
lolmao666

Oh, great. Now you've shiat on the thread.

/Why bring Bush into an awesome Simpsons reference?
 
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