Just wait, I smell a ....

LAWSUIT!!!

/best comic evar

justbob2000: Some pansy is going to sue for a bum knee. in 4...3..2..

I'm guessing that the first lawsuit is going to be for tennis Wii-elbow.

how is zelda?

Zelda > infinity

I wish I had more time to devote to Zelda, but I have to work. I just finished the Goron Mines couple of nights ago when I last played. The horseback chase was one of the coolest things i've done in a game in a long time.

/1 more fused shadow piece to go!

Zelda=coolness to the dickety-six power

My arm hurts from Wii bowling, I think it's more from hyper extending your elbow than anything. It's by no means a work out, you just don't normally do that.

Zelda owns.

I lol'ed, 'cause its true!

/ready to try bowling again after taking a break for a day

Zelda > Chuck Norris

SuperToast: /ready to try bowling again after taking a break for a day

Wii bowling owns. My girlfriend doesn't like video games at all, but she won't stop playing Wii sports.

Dammit, I haven't touched a gaming system in years, but your talk of Zelda is tempting me...

So Zelda is worth the price? I wanna buy a Wii but I need some computer repair that will cost about the same so ive been hesitant to drop money on a system and game im not 100% Im gunna like.

Will stick to my pc for awhile longer, till ive got more bank, in the bank.

aurorous

Zelda > Chuck Norris

Hey now! Let's not get too far ahead of ourselves...

Just picked up 2 more Wiis. That brings my total to 3. I think I'm going to corner the market.

lerry: Hey now! Let's not get too far ahead of ourselves...

Don't bother, he was given a fatal roundhouse kick to the head before the message even reached the Fark servers.

Chuck Norris aside, I just got my Wii today. Stood in line at best buy with about 30 other people for it. It was like Launch Part II Featuring John McCrea from Cake.

/obscure?

INeedAName: So Zelda is worth the price?

You remember the big deal people made about sliced bread. Ya, better than that.

"It's harder than playing basketball," says Kaitlin Franke, a 12-year-old from Louisville, Ky. She has been camped out in front of her family's TV, fine-tuning her bowling motion

If by "playing basketball" you mean putting on a UK jersey and doing some 12 ounce curls in front of the TV. Yeah I'm talking about the pre-teens there too.

Bunch of whiners.
Of the Wii Sports, the one that requires the most movement is boxing. You can block your face and torso, dodge left and right, and perform high and low punches.

Zelda is t3h pwnage. But if you live in a college environment, or anywhere where you have a bunch of friends around almost constantly, Wii Sports can be just as awesome. You may be flailing around like idiots, but damn is it fun.

cameroncrazy1984: /obscure?

Not on Fark. Cool live track, btw.

/Remember--Wii safely!

Rule number one concerning the Wii:

-Make sure that they are no expensive, breakable objects nearby. My friend learned the hard way.

Rule number two:

-Perform some stretches beforehand. Seriously.

I don't see why there won't be workout games for the wii in the near future. There is already a minigame in Wario Ware that has you doing squats. I don't see why there wouldn't be a "game" that was based around it.

I cant wait for some tiger woods golf for the wii.

I LOVE VIDEO GOLF FOR THE WII!!!
//and i hate golf
\\\go figure

iron_city_ap: I don't know about Wii elbow, but I do know about Wie wrist..

WIE? Wieners in Email? Hey man, whatever floats your boat. ;)

Mr. Fuzzypaws: Why are you buying so many Wii?

I'm going to buy up the whole market and the flood it at my price.

"It's harder than playing basketball," says Kaitlin Franke, a 12-year-old from Louisville, Ky. She has been camped out in front of her family's TV, fine-tuning her bowling motion

Since when does basketball require bowling?

Ah, sorry, just RTFA.. I'm guessing one of the Wii games involves bowling, but still, how hard is it to perfect something that is essentially relaxing your arm?

GoDeep: Where are you getting those? Sheesh, I only want one....

I preordered one Wii and PS3. Then I went by Best Buy about 30 or 45 mins before it opened today and got in line.

I don't think getting a Wii will be very tough for much longer, they are shipping lots of them in fairly quickly. PS3 is another story.

There are no good PS3 games right now anyways, so who really cares. It's all about Zelda.

Mr. Fuzzypaws: And if you see extra controllers for sale buy them, you don't want to be without once you get one.

Ya second that, it's harder to get a damn controller than a Wii. I got my hands on a normal remote, but I can't get a nunchuck to go with it.

Perform some stretches beforehand. Seriously.

lol I can just picture this.

"Are you getting ready to work out?"

"Actually, I'm about to play video games."

"..."

I'm going to need Tommy John surgery soon.

I waited in line for about 1 1/2 hours this morning and got one. Only a few hours into Zelda now. The tennis game was pretty fun; boxing felt like having an epilectic seizure (no offense to those with epilepsy).

Off to entertain the kids some more with horrible attempts at fishing.