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(Yahoo)   Swedish moose binges on fermented apples, gets drunk, drowns. I'm sure we can figure out some way to blame Bush   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 57
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2006-11-24 02:06:58 PM
Interesting story, boring passive-agressive headline. Get a hobby subby the world only breaks down into "for Bush" or "agin' him" in your angry little mind."
 
2006-11-24 02:10:21 PM
Apples don't grow on bushes.
 
2006-11-24 02:11:00 PM
?
 
2006-11-24 02:56:14 PM
George Bush doesn't care about moose.
 
2006-11-24 04:22:27 PM
Submitter is probably KlumtheFark or EricJohnson0.
 
2006-11-24 04:27:53 PM
A møøse once bit my sister...
 
2006-11-24 04:36:51 PM
Glasgowsfinest: Submitter is probably KlumtheFark or EricJohnson0.

Try again.
 
2006-11-24 04:53:17 PM
I'm sure we can figure out some way to blame Bush

I'd tell submitter that the martyrdom "woe is me" routine is pretty weak, but mind you, moose bites kan be pretty nasti......
 
2006-11-24 04:55:56 PM
Bill_Wick's_Friend:

I'd tell submitter that the martyrdom "woe is me" routine is pretty weak, but mind you, moose bites kan be pretty nasti......

Well, there was alcohol and a drowning involved. Maybe it would be more fair to blame Ted Kennedy?
 
2006-11-24 05:00:09 PM
Well, there was alcohol and a drowning involved. Maybe it would be more fair to blame Ted Kennedy?

Are you so very bitter over the GOP's loss that you have to keep whipping yourself in this bizarre and semi-amusing public self-flaggelation?

In the 1700s I'd be paying a farthing to prod you with a stick through the bars at Bedlam.
 
2006-11-24 05:11:44 PM
lol thenixon
 
2006-11-24 05:14:03 PM
rookie - in asia, elephants by the dozens eat fermented grain & trample entire villages! THEN they drown...
 
2006-11-24 05:14:19 PM
www.nndb.com

wanted for questioning
 
2006-11-24 05:14:38 PM
This time of year, the moose was probably chasing the moose version of bush....
 
2006-11-24 05:15:29 PM
seanwlambert

lol thenixon




Yeah, its hilarious when people quote MP everytime a moose is mentioned on fark.
 
2006-11-24 05:15:41 PM
submitter, you lost, get over it.
 
2006-11-24 05:16:49 PM
Well, libs like to blame everything else on Bush, might as well blame him for this too.

//it's cold outside...Bush's fault
 
2006-11-24 05:17:34 PM
img463.imageshack.us
No,
That's one George W.(ClusterFark) Bush is not responsible for!
 
2006-11-24 05:18:59 PM
If Bush had a policy for moose, I'm sure it would be a disaster too.
 
2006-11-24 05:20:35 PM
Submitter, you get an F
 
2006-11-24 05:21:21 PM
Boring headline. This isn't even up to the normal hourly drivel of tf.
 
2006-11-24 05:26:16 PM
Since there are møøses in Norway, there must be mööse in Sweden.

/A mööse once bit my sister
//And then dröwned by falling thröugh ice
 
2006-11-24 05:27:43 PM
"Do you know where you end up if you don't study, if you aren't smart, if you're intellectually lazy? You end up becoming a drunk moose that can't swim"

John Kerry

/Can't blame Bush all the time
 
2006-11-24 05:30:32 PM
glassa: Uh, yeah, we kinda already got the joke.
 
2006-11-24 05:32:16 PM
Bush is no longer relevant.

And in a year or so, he'll no longer be a threat to the safety of this country.
 
2006-11-24 05:32:40 PM
Well, Bush has been a disaster for the environment.

Sooooo....

Moose is depressed over the environment,
Moose gets drunk and kills himself...

I lay the responsibility squarely at Bush's feet.
 
2006-11-24 05:33:26 PM
most pointless headline ever. Certainly there was a Swedish angle that could have been exploited. Or Archie, for pete's sake.
 
2006-11-24 05:35:33 PM
Sour apples for the moose
Sour grapes for subby
 
2006-11-24 05:37:01 PM
DrForrester wins the thread!
 
2006-11-24 05:42:19 PM
Given the involvement of alcohol and drowning, I would have expected a bitter submitter to go straight to Teddy Kennedy... but I guess everyone is still off their game a little.
 
2006-11-24 05:44:38 PM
As a staunch Independent I feel entirely qualified to say:

Submitter = Backwash
 
2006-11-24 05:46:10 PM
 
2006-11-24 05:47:47 PM
subby: are you sure it didn't choke on a pretzel?

/would only blame bush if the møøse drowned by sinking into a quagmire.

//møøse can't ride a segway, either.

///møøse were wrongly connected to 9/11 (yet most amurakins still believe the lie).

////get a brain møøse. go usa.
 
2006-11-24 05:48:28 PM
b-b-b-but Clinton...

/obligatory
 
2006-11-24 05:58:20 PM
Dunno, headline seemed appropriate. Every thread here these days seem to degenerate into "it's Bush's fault."

Anyway... drunken moose drowning in a lake seems more appropriate for Ted Kennedy.
 
2006-11-24 06:04:39 PM
submitter is a Whiny Titty-Ass Baby loser.

DrForrester wins the thread, carterhawk001 is a runner-up, and even TV's Frank says submitter is a farking crybaby and you'll never win at Evil that way.
 
2006-11-24 06:09:53 PM
I thought Switzerland's main product was swedish girls.

/Google swedish girl turns out NSWF
//Deliciously NSWF
///Be careful with what you see, though
 
2006-11-24 06:12:12 PM
Christian Bale: Certainly there was a Swedish angle that could have been exploited

Like what--Abba? Ikea? Meh.

I agree with the assessment of how many threads turn into blaming Bush for whatever the thread is about.
 
2006-11-24 06:14:43 PM
sonder: And in a year or so, he'll no longer be a threat to the safety of this country.

Now that's a neat trick. Bush has, by all accounts, dismantled the Bill of Rights and turned the US into a theocracy in only six years.

But on January 21, 2009, everything he did will be null and void?

Get real. I expect "b-b-b-but Bush!" to be in play just as long as "b-b-b-but Clinton!", if not longer.
 
2006-11-24 06:14:44 PM
I don't know about the drunken moose but lame-ass trolling like that headline sure can be linked to Bush's sorry-ass supporters.
 
2006-11-24 06:17:45 PM
Normal person : Bush (administration) is directly responsible for X.

Sheep: Whatever! Bush is responsible for the fall of Rome to right? Puh-lease
 
2006-11-24 06:17:52 PM
Death toll in Iraq = Bush's fault
Katrina Deaths = Bush's fault
Death of the middle class in America = Bush's fault
America's returning into pre-revolutionary state = Bush's fault
Rise of American Taliban = Bush's fault
Ignorance defined as patriotic = Bush's fault
Disintegration of America's credibility as a legitimate Democracy = Bush's fault
Al Qaeda having orgasms over American foreign policy = Bush's fault
Iran going 'nukuler' = Bush's Fault
China about to swallow us whole = Bush's fault

Moose drowning = proof there is no such thing as intelegent design = nobody's fault

Let's be real here folks.
 
2006-11-24 06:26:36 PM
Kudos, submitter. As a Clinton-bashing republican I find the currently in-vogue spate of Bush-bashing rather amusing. Too bad Clinton wasn't the one asleep at the switch back in the 90's.

Oh yeah... um... never mind.

Bush sucks.
 
2006-11-24 06:30:08 PM
submitter: moose

Dead moose in car pic.

http://web.bcnewsgroup.com/portals/uploads/100mile/.DIR288/Picture_1903_061122 .jpg
Not safe for peta.
 
2006-11-24 06:34:47 PM
B-b-b-but Bush.
 
2006-11-24 06:38:22 PM
Why in the älg would anyone blame Bush?
 
2006-11-24 06:39:12 PM
a moose bit by sister once...

faculty.smu.edu
 
2006-11-24 06:47:09 PM
theeagle: Dead moose in car pic.

Mmmmm... moose meat...
 
2006-11-24 06:57:10 PM
Z_since_1516:

Normal person : Bush (administration) is directly responsible for X.

Sheep: Whatever! Bush is responsible for the fall of Rome to right? Puh-lease


Hollywood: "We can't get money to film the third Mad Max sequel, and it's George Bush's fault!
 
2006-11-24 08:45:27 PM
Min syster var bitter vid en moose en gång.
 
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