Greased up naked deaf guy wanted for questioning?

Supt Lai Yong Heng of the Ipoh district police said: 'We are puzzled why the suspect would cover his whole body with engine oil.'

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The orang minyak - Malay for 'oily man' - is one of the best known and most feared folk tales in Malaysian culture

Venus?

Oh, wait, she was only naked.

he was able to give authorities the slip.

Nobody loves oily naked Homer.

"You're never gonna catch me!"

"There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman."

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Thanks imageshack

Came in for the naked deaf guy pics, wasn't disappointed.

It's the caption on the photo that makes it for me--

"The return of Naked Stock Photography Guy"

Wasn't that a Russ Meyer film? Oh, that's "The return of Naked Stock Photography Vixens"...

More interesting than the FA is the link under the photo about someone with an anal screwdriver.

OIL COVERED CREATURES!!!

Ro-Kay Raggie ..... "and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids."

Scooby-Dooby-Doo, Where Are You?
We got some work to do now.
Scooby-Dooby-Doo, Where Are You?
We need some help from you now.

Come on Scooby-Doo, I see you... pretending you got a sliver
But you're not fooling me, cause I can see, the way you shake and shiver.

You know we got a mystery to solve,
So Scooby Doo be ready for your act. [Scooby Doo] Uh-uh Uh-uh
Don't hold back!
And Scooby Doo if you come through
you're going to have yourself a scooby snack!
That's a fact!

Scooby-Dooby-Doo, here Are You.
You're ready and you're willing.
If we can count on you Scooby Doo,
I know you'll catch that villian.

I think this guy took his inspiration from Scooby Doo.

1. Don likeness of local feared mythological creature
2. USe local superstition and fear to get away with crimes because people will either be too afraid to report your activities, or nobody will believe them
3. Profit (probably from some hidden treasure)

And he would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids.

And their nosy dogs.

Sorry, but I dropped my drink in horror at:

"Nude man has anal screwdriver."

/cannot stop involuntary clenching of all major sphincters

Fruvous & Irregardless

Cue creepy "ooo-EEE-ooo" music...

MAN, it's creepy how often that happens on FARK! (near simulposts of the same idea)

No one else seems to have noticed that we have had a nude criminal QUADRAFECTA today. 'course, one of them was a repeat...

O rly?

The perps Dad was his insipration:

Did anyone else laugh until they cried?

I love it that I can look at any headline and guess what picture will be linked first about 2/3 times.

Oil-Covered Deaf Guy just cinched it.