FARK.com: (2428323) If the guy behind you in line at the gas station you're about to rob is wearing a "Shreveport Police Dept" shirt... well, he's probably a cop

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(the Ha Ha Guy)		If the guy behind you in line at the gas station you're about to rob is wearing a "Shreveport Police Dept" shirt... well, he's probably a cop (ktbs.com)		31
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vudukungfu		2006-11-21 04:18:36 PM

Busted

1000Monkeys		2006-11-21 04:19:39 PM

He might as well try robbing a donut shop

Pick		2006-11-21 04:19:52 PM

But you were stupid enough to go ahead with the robbery......

getthefarkoffmyland		2006-11-21 04:22:06 PM

The boy just ain't right.

dlpriest		2006-11-21 04:23:18 PM

Remember that scene in Robocop 3 when the guy holds up a donut shop not realizing it's full of cops? They all point their guns at him and the counter guy leans over and asks "What's it like being a rocket scientist?"

Hexar		2006-11-21 04:23:28 PM

As Cop Day continues on Fark...

I Read Fark For the Pictures		2006-11-21 04:23:54 PM

Oh the humanity out there...

Shaun of the Dead		2006-11-21 04:25:01 PM

They guy?

paroparo123		2006-11-21 04:25:19 PM

Nobody said criminals were smart...

Except for Bush and his 'terrorist masterminds'

Ohf Ark		2006-11-21 04:26:13 PM

If they guy.....
wearing a shirt that saying.....
Hmmmm......headline written in a rush, subby?

ChairmanKaga		2006-11-21 04:27:54 PM

Don't worry Subby I make "They" mistake all the time..

/But I am a functionally illiterate ex garbage man.

safeinsane		2006-11-21 04:31:09 PM

Booked on charges of armed robbery was Derek Pierson Jr. 21, of Stockton, Calif.

That explains everything.

AcadianSidhe		2006-11-21 04:34:17 PM

Yeah, but whose heart does "Shreveport Police Dept" really strike fear into?

C'mon.

JesseL		2006-11-21 04:49:37 PM

paroparo123: Nobody said criminals were smart...

The smart criminals are the ones you never ever hear about.

The slightly less smart criminals are the ones that try to convince you that their crimes are in the public interest and you should support them.

Nim		2006-11-21 04:58:16 PM

Like all those people wearing NYPD shirts?

zipoff		2006-11-21 05:19:32 PM

Police said Pierson told them he was passing through town and needed money to get home. He could be looking at up to 104 years in a Louisiana prison.

Looks like he won't need to worry about getting home after all...

ironicsky		2006-11-21 05:21:08 PM

The only thing I find funny about this is the asinine 104 years in jail for an attempted robbery of a gas station

sinergy		2006-11-21 05:34:21 PM

404 FTL!!

Cloven_Hoof		2006-11-21 05:47:54 PM

F4rxx0r3d!!

cankersnore		2006-11-21 05:57:48 PM

As somebody who used to live near Shreveport, I can attest that most of the people living there are quite dim. It might be something in the water.

Prozach		2006-11-21 06:05:32 PM

working link:

http://www.ktbs.com/news/local/4712056.html

Fruvous		2006-11-21 08:56:16 PM

I sincerely think that some people turn to crime not out of need or even greed. They are simply too dumb for society. Not mentally retarded (probably), just so emotionally underdeveloped that they really can't see why they shouldn't be allowed to just go take stuff.

Gray314		2006-11-21 08:56:28 PM

I love broad generalizations based on geography.

Hey Cankersnore, you're in San Diego?
Aren't most of the people there poor illegal immigrants?
Aren't the rest pretentious yuppies who pay millions for over-valued houses?

/Shreveportian (Shreveporter?) for life
/sister in Point Loma

BravadoGT		2006-11-21 08:56:42 PM

"AcadianSidhe

Yeah, but whose heart does "Shreveport Police Dept" really strike fear into?

C'mon."

That would be me. That sounds like the kind of place the cops could "disappear" you without anyone batting an eye....

/HTML lazy

TheRockit		2006-11-21 09:14:59 PM

Hey at least he did it in front of a cop and not in a beauty shop... those beauticians will handle up!

/Bossier City native

CrazyChad		2006-11-21 09:15:47 PM

OMGfarkNPWND

snorkblaster		2006-11-21 09:40:55 PM

He could be looking at up to 104 years in a Louisiana prison.

That is simply awesome.

LiteWerk		2006-11-22 12:17:38 AM

Just a guess: he needed money to buy the ingredients to make meth?

/white punks on dope...

nukedog		2006-11-22 02:26:56 AM

The Shreveport police aren't too bad.
But if you go across the river to Bossier City, those guys will fark you up.
Less crime in Bossier...

othan1		2006-11-22 10:26:05 AM

Gray314

I love broad generalizations based on geography.

Hey Cankersnore, you're in San Diego?
Aren't most of the people there poor illegal immigrants?
Aren't the rest pretentious yuppies who pay millions for over-valued houses?

Living in San Diego the past year plus (moved from Dallas), I can say that your generalization is pretty much spot on. Except the millions. Most of 'em are about 600k. The illegals buy the 300k houses which are pretty much shacks.

Patsy		2006-11-22 12:57:28 PM

104 Years?!
What else did he do, rape the clerk's puppy and squirt on the cop?

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