I don't care what anyone says, Cletus or not. I'd still watch it. I can't stand Paris Hilton or Pamela Anderson and I watched those.

/Waiting for Christina Agulera to have hers snagged and released.
//Shakira would be another one worth watching.

You're forgetting this kid is going to attend the best private schools in the nation -- you know SILVER SPOONS.

With which he can dig out his eyeballs I presume?

This thread is shamefully missing pics of hot britney.

Why do people even care?

Some white trailer trash skank is divorcing a white trailer trash douche. It happens about 400 times per day. Why all the attention? Is it just because they have money?

Weidbrewer = truth

Enjoy watching this thing screw.

aphexcoil: Why yes, good sir, you are correct in your presumption. Why, after settling down for some crumpets and tea, I noticed that I had time enough to watch the latest royal rompings of my feudal lord underbearings.

I'm just saying. That being a sexual freak that I am, I have been privy to some very wild goings on. And generally speaking while strictly empirical, my personal experience has been that the higher up the economic ladder you get the freakier and stranger it becomes.

Does anyone here admires Cletus for scoring Britney?

I understand the fact that she is not a classy girl per se, but the fact that being Britney means she had a lot of suiters of much higher caliber than him.

I would only watch this for the sweet ridiculousness of K-Fed's kick and/or watch game.

darklordseth: Yes, let's all watch jack it to white trash porn and then claim the moral and tasteful high ground.

Fixed

But what do we call the tape?

Take me down to Cletus town?

Fark me baby one more time?

Oops, Cletus did it again?

Cletus spooge: Toxic ?

Actually now that you guys mention it I haven't seen the Paris or Pamela Lee videos either...

darklordseth:I weep for humanity... :'(

Let us know how that goes :D

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.


/KHAAAAN!!!

Editor in DC: Enjoy watching this thing screw.

So will the tape be photoshopped as well?

Brit's got nothing to worry about anyways, no one want's to see FedEx naked.

Humanity's doomed anyways, what with FedEx's genes already passed on in 4 of his hellspawn. That we know about, who knows how many other poor bastards he's brought into this world with other equally retarted women who think he's all that?

RedMosquito So will the tape be photoshopped as well?

This wasn't Photoshopped. It's a photo taken during the Matt Lauer interview.

/sorry if it offends the Britney lover

Mary Hart - "Welcome back to ET! Tonight, we've got the inside scoop on the Britney Spears / K-Fed sex tapes. In a bold move to preempt ex-husband Kevin Federline's supposed deal to cash in on the initimate video, Britney claims she'll release her OWN copy of the video for free on the interweb. Let's go live to Britney in New York City for an Entertainment Tonight exclusive live interview....Britney?

Britney - "Hi Mary! How are you?"

Mary Hart - "I'm fine, Britney. What's the scoop?"

Britney - "This is all embarassing stuff, but I want to get this out there for free download so the douchebag doesn't profit. My copy of the video has exclusive content, by the way."

Mary Hart - "Exclusive content?"

Britney - "In my free download, I take it in the pooper."

Mary Hart - "...in the poop..."

Britney - "The butt, Mary. In the butt."

My "I Don't Give A shiat" game is ridiculous right now.

Gortex

Why do people even care?

Some white trailer trash skank is divorcing a white trailer trash douche. It happens about 400 times per day. Why all the attention? Is it just because they have money?

Are you not paying attention at all? It's because there is a sex tape involved... maybe try reading the headline before entering a thread or just any of the posts for that matter.

That being said, you're right. We should just ignore k-fed and all of this divorce nonsense in the hopes that he will just go away.

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Oh. My. God. I can't believe it's you. I'm your biggest fan since like forever!

/More seriously, when did you come back?

LOL Love it Detry... golf clap

cerejaninja
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Why do they both have copies?

That's actually a very good question! Do people normally make copies of their home made sex tapes??"


Its the same principle as THE RING, if they don't make a copy, they will die in SEVEN DAYS!!!

the great news is that regardless of what happens it will soon be available to all of us free on the internet anyway thatnks to p2p networks and bit torrent. Amen.

i.mpure:
Its the same principle as THE RING, if they don't make a copy, they will die in SEVEN DAYS!!!

I'd rather die.

k-fed. fed-x. dumbass.x iwasdroppedonmyheadalot-x, heylookatmethehumanretard-x, why cant the mob dust this clown already.. britney=superstupidpamelahootersonuglymofoslut
you hit that you wind up having so many diseases your look like hilary "buymypresidencyanywayican" clit'on.

**I'd fap it.**

I'd edit all the K-Letus parts out of the video, re-release it on all the filesharing networks, and then fap it.

Fed-Ex. Heh. I laughed at that.

It occurs to me...


TomKat is probably making a honeymoon video even as we speak.

dettigersnw22: ...I wouldnt really want to see Cletus' spunk. That stuff has gotta be pure, concentrated stupid.

just how smart do you think the average porn star is that you usually view?

/Jenna Jameson excluded.
//Saw her on Ben Stein's show and realized that girl really knows what she's doing!

I hate Cletus as much as the next farker but do you all realize that hes going to be richer than most of us? If hes not stupid and doenst blow all the money he gets on making another album and for example puts it into investments he could make a decent living off of the interest.
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wait for it...

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....

How the Heck does it last 45 minutes????
Are there commercials?

/figure I'd last about 20 minutes
//old age sucks
///mmmm slashies ......

Freak: Oh. My. God. I can't believe it's you. I'm your biggest fan since like forever!

/More seriously, when did you come back?

He's the father of Brittny's baby...Of course he had to chime in.

I'd still hit it times :)

Can we get a version without K-Fud in it?

eggrolls [TotalFark]

It occurs to me...


TomKat is probably making a honeymoon video even as we speak.

One can only hope. I hate Tom Cruise but that would be 2 damn good looking people farking. I'd have to watch that.

Remember that lawsuit she filed against a tabloid for even suggesting that such a tape existed? If she releases said tape, does this mean the tabloid can file a counter suit?

I have absolutely zero desire to see those two...things...doing anything whatsoever, together or apart.

CabFwdFace: /Saw her on Ben Stein's show and realized that girl really knows what she's doing!

Realize that farking for money really only takes up 16 hours a week.

What else you going to do with your time?

wmoonfox

Remember that lawsuit she filed against a tabloid for even suggesting that such a tape existed? If she releases said tape, does this mean the tabloid can file a counter suit?
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The suit was dismissed the day before she announced the divorce and filed her papers.

poot42

How the Heck does it last 45 minutes????
Are there commercials?


She's probably loose, like wizard's sleeve...

"NO Andy. I would not like your giant box of porn!"

well at least we'll finally find out if she's a moaner or a screamer.

celebrity porn merchant

Jenna Jameson's intelligent? Oh man, now I want her even more.

What? No pictures of Britney from when she was hot?

/Shame on you all