Maybe it was a bayonet?

Bayonet is good. Run out of bullets and then you start stabbing.

Getting stabbed by a bullet really hurts.

Hey, you got Slashdot in my Fark!

maq0r: Maybe it was a bayonet?

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia:
Bayonet

A bayonet (from French baïonnette) is a knife- or dagger-shaped weapon designed to fit on or over the muzzle of a rifle barrel or similar weapon. It is a close-combat or last-resort weapon.

NOT...a gun...

May[be] th[e] gu[n] ha[d] a ve[ry] shar[p] bar[rel]

This is my rifle this is my gun, this is for fighting and this is for fun.

You fire your musket
but I'll run you through

oh man, I LOLed.

LetsGo - Wait... what?

/too many brackets

Letsgo

beendryprel?

DUMBASSES RULE THE DAY!

Airsoft guns FTW!

There should be another word for what one does when one discharges an airgun. Fire would seem to indicate that there was a spark applied to powder. Maybe one would 'poof' an airgun. Like yesterday, when some moran shot a BB gun at the folks waiting for PS3's..it was described on the news as a 'drive by shooting'. WRONG. Maybe it was a drive by poofing.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Must have been a public school.

/Didn't RTFA

/lol at overanalysis

Peerless reporting by Bao Ong.

I only have one thing to say:

Maythguhaavesharbar

Maybe it was Krull?

Guns aren't knives. Guns are weapons. Knives aren't guns. Knives are weapons. Just clearing that up.

cybereal

Where the hell did you find that and where can I get one?

/FFVIII nerd
//teh shaem

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other.
Drew a sword and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise.
He came and shot the two dead boys.
If you don't believe this lie is true.
Ask the blind man, he saw it too.

/One of my favorites as a kid
//kidn't know it was based on real life though. . .

Maybe it had a bayonet.

Maybe it was a harpoon.

I'll cut off your head and...and show it to you!

I'll shoot the kid with my knife if he tries anything..

brynthian

Well played. I came in here to do the same poem. Although mine had knives.

It was a wooden rifle that was going to do the stabbing, although clubbing would ahve been more accurate.

Anyone here consider telling ol' Bao Ong he might want to change his email address if he doesn't want stoned 14 year olds prank e-mailing him?
/off to send a very amusing letter to bong­sserpree­n­oi­pcom

In Apple Valley, it is illegal to fire air guns in public because it is considered a firearm, but Johnson said police find air guns on teenagers about once a week.

Firearm? Air gun...firearm? My head assplode.

LetsGo

/lol at overanalysis

I had that one too, and was also pondering "Mayth guha ave sharbar". I still don't understand t[he] bra[ckets]

Well, this totally turned bringing a knife to a gunfight on it's head, didn't it?

Do you people not understand that when someone slightly alters quoted material to fit a new context, the alteration is supposed to be enclosed within square brackets?

\Yeah, I know, it's Fark, not a newspaper or a scholarly publication.

solid_snale

GIS, sorry.

They were selling them like made around here at those cheesy mall cart things alongside crappy t-shirts and other such junk shortly after the game came out.

Try ebay maybe?

/Don't want no letter opener!