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(The Sun)   Sophia Loren proves she's still sexy at 71. Seriously. With SFW picture goodness   ( thesun.co.uk) divider line
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2006-11-17 10:14:10 AM  
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2006-11-17 10:16:38 AM  
I'd hit it until her hip broke, which wouldn't take long.
 
2006-11-17 10:18:52 AM  
Once again she beat off competition from younger lovelies, including Catherine Zeta Jones, Cameron Diaz and Charlotte Church.


I've seen CZJ in person. Not hot. Cameron Diaz isn't aging well. And Charlotte Church...!? She's got pudgy legs. Not hot.

/ would not hit it
// would hit Cameron because I have a crushing weakness for blondes
 
2006-11-17 10:19:57 AM  
Sanguine

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There, fixed that for ya. ;)
 
2006-11-17 10:21:52 AM  
Act. Sing. Dance.

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Nobody was a better triple threat than Ann-Margret. Here she is at about age 45. My age. Damn my inability to turn back time! Damn it all to hell!
 
2006-11-17 10:23:17 AM  
Now, if you want to limit the steps to filmed stuff, I can still do it in 3. (I made a typo in my previous post, using my ex and Kevin's father, that's also 3 steps)

Me -> (I was in a video with) Andy Bell of Erasure -> (who starred in "Dirty little Business" with) Price Carson -> (who starred in JFK with) Kevin.

Whee. Or something.
 
2006-11-17 10:25:16 AM  
i wonder what she tastes like?

depends
 
2006-11-17 10:29:11 AM  
I'd toss a hotdog down that hallway.
 
obz
2006-11-17 10:30:49 AM  
bongmiester: i wonder what she tastes like?

depends



You farking WIN!!!! LMAO!

I will bill you for a new keyboard by the first of next month.
 
2006-11-17 10:30:50 AM  
If you find this sexy: [image from denik.cz too old to be available] You have serious issues you need to talk to someone about. Not here, go somewhere else.


45-50 years ago on the other hand... ¿NSFW?
 
2006-11-17 10:38:43 AM  
Well she's sexy and 71,
my little septegenarian...

/Shirley Jones
//Ann Margaret
///If you're lucky, you'll end up with a GILF
 
2006-11-17 10:40:08 AM  
bloodynose: Now, if you want to limit the steps to filmed stuff, I can still do it in 3. (I made a typo in my previous post, using my ex and Kevin's father, that's also 3 steps)

Me -> (I was in a video with) Andy Bell of Erasure -> (who starred in "Dirty little Business" with) Price Carson -> (who starred in JFK with) Kevin.


My Bacon # is 3 as well

I'm in a bunch of home movies with my uncle
Who was in Domino Kid (1957) with Duane Grey
Who was in JFK (1991) with Kevin.

/what, home movies don't count? meh.
//the whole world revolves around KB anyway
///with the average KB number being 2.96, I once again find myself just below average :(
////it's like 4th grade all over again
 
2006-11-17 10:42:12 AM  
Ah, the sweet arrogance of youth. Tell me, farkboys, how are YOU gonna look in your 70s? Could you use a little soft light and air-brushing, even now? Moreover, what about your little friend?

This woman is a World Treasure, and if she walked in the room her mere presence would leave you tongue-tied and staring at the floor. An older woman who remembers she's a woman is an astoundingly wonderful gift--if you're very lucky, you'll get to receive one's favors, someday.

Gym's open, farkers.
 
2006-11-17 10:46:19 AM  
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2006-11-17 10:46:44 AM  
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2006-11-17 10:46:48 AM  
Cardinal

Could you use a little soft light and air-brushing, even now? Moreover, what about your little friend?

Ahem. The wrinkles on "my little friend" disappear at the appropriate moments.
 
2006-11-17 10:46:57 AM  
After long experience, I have come to the conclusion that I will hit anything that it isn't fat. A little alcohol or dimmer lights, and its all pretty much the same. BTW, of the hot model like women I have laid in my life, most were subpar in the sack, they tend to think they are doing u a favor by being there. The best? Latin American women...HAWT.
So, yeah, I would get a can of lube and bang the hell out of 71 yo sophia.
 
2006-11-17 10:51:24 AM  
Taking off Sophia's loaded Depends would be a downer.

Though the movie "Houseboat" really shines. I'll give Sophia credit. She has aged wonderfully.

Sorry, I disagree..... Ann-Margret is my favorite. Has been since "Bye Bye Birdie". She was the only socially redeeming part in "Carnal Knowledge".
 
2006-11-17 10:53:15 AM  
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Am I the only one who sees this?
 
2006-11-17 10:57:58 AM  
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2006-11-17 10:58:30 AM  
Is she sexy or dead? I cant tell...
 
2006-11-17 11:04:40 AM  
Latin American women...HAWT.

DulceEtDecorumEst is very wise. wildest ride of my life was a girl from columbia. mmmm...

/middle-eastern chicks run a close second
//italians, not so much
 
2006-11-17 11:07:08 AM  
Figure = hot 30 year old
Face = 71 year old (scary mouth too)
Skin = 71 year old
Hair = several decades out of date

So sure, if you take the picture in black and white with her head at a funny angle, and airbrush/photoshop the hell out of her skin, she looks hot. Otherwise though? Just looks old.

And while I certainly hope my figure is as good at 71, I hope my face and my skin are a heck of a lot better. To say nothing of my fashion sense.
 
2006-11-17 11:07:52 AM  
Hellovalotta work went into making her look good for that shoot - check out al_gorithm's pick - her arms....lumpy and saggy...

I have limits, they are low, but 71.....no.
/maybe if I was 85...
 
2006-11-17 11:10:38 AM  
why is there a clown in the lower right hand corner?
 
2006-11-17 11:11:59 AM  
This woman is a World Treasure, and if she walked in the room her mere presence would leave you tongue-tied and staring at the floor.

Quoted for truth.
 
2006-11-17 11:12:17 AM  
Badandyho

My grandmother had a non speaking role in "Boy on a Dolphin".


Fluffer?
 
2006-11-17 11:13:37 AM  
My mom and Sophia Loren had the same gynecologist back in the old country. No joke. I think that kinda means I hit it by proxy

ctobio: My mom -> gynecologist -> Sophia Loren -> Kathryn Winslow -> Kevin Bacon

So 'by proxy' you can say that you hit Kevin Bacon as well.
 
2006-11-17 11:16:23 AM  
Jerry2a
My mom and Sophia Loren had the same gynecologist back in the old country. No joke. I think that kinda means I hit it by proxy

Only if his autoclave was defective...
 
2006-11-17 11:17:17 AM  
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Elis hit it. (hitted it? hat it?)

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2006-11-17 11:17:38 AM  
And she could be my little gummy bear

\Lose the dentures
 
Byn
2006-11-17 11:24:31 AM  
Some say she isn't beautiful, and that's fine. However, we're talking about her being SEXY. That photo is damn sexy, and it has nothing to do with the airbrushing, but everything to do with the confidence she exudes in it.

It takes a certain kind of woman to be able to pose well, and be sexy (not slutty). She can do it better at 71 than most women can who are 40 years her junior.

Viva Sophia!!
 
2006-11-17 11:31:11 AM  
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2006-11-17 11:34:25 AM  
kevin bacon is my dad.


/i win.
//actually probably not, did you see hollowman?
 
2006-11-17 11:35:09 AM  
World's most naturally beautiful person? Look at them lips. That's nature now?

I suppose you could make the argument that human plastic surgeons are born from nature and that the tools they use are mined from nature and made by other humans who belong to nature and the silicone they stick in women's chests is produced from products found in nature.

So now everyone's a natural woman.

BTW Charlize Theron should be on any list of the most naturally beautiful famous women. (Let's be honest...we see women that hot in the real world all the time if you look in the right place. Any list should include the word "famous" as in "The Sexiest Famous Woman Alive")
 
2006-11-17 11:36:06 AM  
One more for PianoDemon, Asperger Jones and the rest:
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Her look is funny but, the look on the guy's face is priceless; happier than a pig in mud.
 
2006-11-17 11:37:41 AM  
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"I'd Hit...erm...uh...oh fark, who am I fooling?"

/you can really see the paris/lazy eye thing going in this pic...
//or maybe she had a bit too much jesus juice?
 
2006-11-17 11:37:59 AM  
Welcome to the Machine: /When 71 your are, look so good you will not

I'd hit it with my gimer stick. In the shins.
 
2006-11-17 11:39:17 AM  
Saddle bag.

With eyes.

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2006-11-17 11:42:50 AM  
Because it bears repeating...

Once again she beat off competition
 
2006-11-17 11:51:13 AM  
At 71, she's a dried arrangement.
 
2006-11-17 11:59:40 AM  
Mr. Right : You own me a new keyboard. Hilarious!
 
2006-11-17 12:03:09 PM  
3 words: glass...parking...lot
err I mean 2 words: air..brush
hmmm: plastic surgery
I got it, glass parking lot air brush plastic surgery

/needs caffeine
//and i need some caffeine
 
2006-11-17 12:06:04 PM  
"SCREEN legend Sophia Loren shows she still has what it takes, although with sharp knees - as she poses for the Pirelli calender at the ripe old age of 71."

maybe i need some glasses ? or just tired of that cliche.
 
2006-11-17 12:06:49 PM  
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I think the closest thing today to either of these two is Mariska Hargitay.

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2006-11-17 12:10:28 PM  
I would not mind having some hot dry sex with her

/guess the reference?
 
2006-11-17 12:10:44 PM  
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2006-11-17 12:27:31 PM  
bombshell
Interesting you would pick Hargitay after seeing the pics of Mansfield above.
 
2006-11-17 12:34:38 PM  
Subby:

There is nothing sexy about a 71 year old grandma.

Unless you are a 71 year old grandpa.

There aren't too many of them on FARK.

Now stop it.
 
2006-11-17 12:37:01 PM  
2006-11-17 09:31:52 AM vcoalition

Suburban Cowboy

I live in Indy, please tryt and remember which resteraunt this was. Do you know the street? Anything to use as a geographic reference?


It was this really cool Italian restaurant right on meridian st. Downtown. It had a bunch of small rooms covered in photos everywhere. I was shocked that they had such good food (being a spoiled New Yorker and all). And now, after I did a little research, I just found out it is a chain, which is even more shocking.
http://www.bucadibeppo.com/locations/
 
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