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(The Sun)   Sophia Loren proves she's still sexy at 71. Seriously. With SFW picture goodness   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 241
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2006-11-17 08:48:21 AM  
I like the part in the article where she "beat off the competition".
 
2006-11-17 08:49:48 AM  
--last coment farkerd

Professional photoshoper proves that Sophia Loren proves she's can still look kind of sexy at 71 if you apply all the right filters and edit out all the skin imperfections.
 
2006-11-17 08:50:09 AM  
Langdon Alger: there are plenty of GILF's out there---you have to find the ones who got knocked up young and who had daughters who got knocked up young---if you find this elusive cougar...er wait ( is this a lion or a puma ?) jump on it----you know they're sluts--so much that they passed it on to their daughters

Yeah, in my city you can find GILFs at age 24.
 
2006-11-17 08:52:55 AM  
Yeah, no thanks.

DO NOT WANT

external.cache.el-mundo.net
 
2006-11-17 08:52:58 AM  
Gotta admit, I'd hit it.

Granted, the smell of liniment and mothballs may put me off a bit, though.

/Digs urban cougars (40+)
//Digs urban jaguars (50+)
///Now gonna have to find "Over 50" magazine...
 
2006-11-17 08:53:08 AM  
I noticed in the calendar, they never show her whole face. o_O
 
2006-11-17 08:57:19 AM  
holy crap, July 2007 is NSFW in the calendar. Sorry, folks -- I didn't see that until now.
 
2006-11-17 08:58:11 AM  
Nice rack, thanks, TigerzDad !!

It's nice to know they were real back then...however, now, I'll never know

Nor want to!

/Nice rack.
//Dry as Iraq, I bet.
 
2006-11-17 09:04:14 AM  
If I were 30 years older, well, I'd be 30 years older.
 
2006-11-17 09:05:25 AM  
Obligatory:
www.genesis-publications.com
 
2006-11-17 09:06:21 AM  
When 71 you reach, look as good you will not. Hmmph.
 
2006-11-17 09:11:23 AM  
She can do my laundry.

/50 years ago tho'...
 
2006-11-17 09:12:37 AM  
Say what you want about her but i think that anyone who would hit that is either much older than me (26) or just SICK. She's all droopy and flabby in the arms, wrinkled in the face, and that mouth JEEEESUS; it looks like she might unhinge that jaw at any moment and try to bite your head off. Don't get me wrong; for a 71 year old she is well preserved, but that calendar pic is in no way a true representation of her looks. I will agree that the same is true about most celebs and pron stars, i don;t find most of them attractive either (except for Angelina, sigh). I know this will sound like BS but i'd take by wife anyday (and everyday) over that hag. She's an old woman for christs sake, get over it you sickos.
/just sayin
 
2006-11-17 09:17:56 AM  
skartocc: 3 words - Wizard Robe Sleeve


It's just wizards sleeve

If I were 20 years older, she'd be dead.
 
2006-11-17 09:19:08 AM  
So who are the others in that calender? Naomi Watts and Penelope Cruz, right? Who is the skinny, skanky looking one?
 
2006-11-17 09:20:09 AM  
I second the Raquel Welch motion...dayum
 
2006-11-17 09:22:07 AM  
My mom and Sophia Loren had the same gynecologist back in the old country. No joke. I think that kinda means I hit it by proxy.
 
2006-11-17 09:25:27 AM  
ctobio: My mom and Sophia Loren had the same gynecologist back in the old country.

If you can connect this to Kevin Bacon in five more degrees, you win the thread.
 
2006-11-17 09:27:03 AM  
As crusty and dusty as it is, sprinkle it with KY and hit it I would.
 
2006-11-17 09:28:07 AM  
Gilfy.

If I could I would, and let me tell you why. Because I would go down in the books as someone who smacked pelvii with Sophia Loren. Even if I needed to use steel wool to cleanse my genitards.
 
2006-11-17 09:30:33 AM  
I saw this old picture of her hanging in a restaurant I went to in Indianapolis. She was wearing this incredible lingerie, and I swear it may have been the sexiest picture I have ever seen. I need to find a copy of that picture.
 
2006-11-17 09:30:47 AM  
Anita Ekberg was in La Dolce Vita with Marcello Mastroianni, who was in Pret-a-Porter with Sophia Loren, who was in Grumpier Old Men with Jack Lemmon, who was in JFK with Kevin Bacon.

/stolen from some forum google found for me
 
2006-11-17 09:31:52 AM  
Suburban Cowboy

I live in Indy, please tryt and remember which resteraunt this was. Do you know the street? Anything to use as a geographic reference?
 
2006-11-17 09:34:22 AM  
(I know there are a few unnecessary "degrees" in there, I just copied and pasted the whole post)
 
2006-11-17 09:35:26 AM  
ctobio

My mom and Sophia Loren had the same gynecologist back in the old country. No joke. I think that kinda means I hit it by proxy.
I guess that means I hit it by proxy too!
/u set yourself up
//say hi to mom
 
2006-11-17 09:35:56 AM  
The restaurant in Chicago that has that pic is Buca di Beppo or something similar to that. It's a chain of Italian restaurants. Maybe there's one in Indy.
 
2006-11-17 09:36:28 AM  
I'd do a Sophia Lauren/Barbara Eden threesome
 
2006-11-17 09:37:38 AM  
All things considered, she looks great.

But I'm more of an Ann Margaret fan.

/ some very old kittens are keeling over about now.
 
2006-11-17 09:41:29 AM  
Rufus_T_Firefly: Obligatory:

Is that Jayne Mansfield she's ogling?
 
2006-11-17 09:42:14 AM  
oldfarthenry:

Here's 5:

My mom -> gynecologist -> Sophia Loren -> Kathryn Winslow -> Kevin Bacon

Sophia Loren was in Between Strangers (2002) with Kathryn Winslow
Kathryn Winslow was in Where the Truth Lies (2005) with Kevin Bacon

So, I win. I also am 5 degrees from Hitler.

me -> college buddy -> his ex-gf -> grandpa was a wehrmacht driver for -> Col. Von Stauffenberg, who tried to assassinate -> Hitler.

charliebear:

That was too easy a layup. Like your mom.
 
2006-11-17 09:43:33 AM  
As a relatively young man, I would not hit it, but I respect how pretty damn hot she used to be.
 
2006-11-17 09:45:00 AM  
2006-11-17 09:05:25 AM Rufus_T_Firefly

If Jane had lived and they reposed that famous photo today, it would look as if Sophia were looking for a napkin that she dropped on the floor.
 
2006-11-17 09:45:28 AM  
oldfarthenry: If you can connect this to Kevin Bacon in five more degrees, you win the thread.

Kevin Bacon was in 47th Annual Grammy Awards, The (2005) (TV) with Kris Kristofferson (I)
Kris Kristofferson (I) was in Lives of the Saints (2004) (TV) with Sophia Loren
Sophia Loren shared a gynecologist with ctobio's mom.
 
2006-11-17 09:48:14 AM  
Oh, you guys would hit it just to say you bonked Sophia Farking Loren. Seriously.

/not one of them
//okay, maybe so
 
2006-11-17 09:48:54 AM  
xopher.tm: But I'm more of an Ann Margaret fan.

Me too, saw the Santa Clause 3 last weekend and she is looking surprisingly well preserved.

I think I know now where all the parts to the Dick Clark bot have gone.
 
2006-11-17 09:51:43 AM  
Blumkin

You used every old lady cliche that I was going to work in. Thanks for nothing.

Wait... I would give her her daily dose of fiber! eh, nevermind.
 
2006-11-17 09:56:03 AM  
Her head kind looks like WilL Farrell doing Harry Caray.

Best line of the article: "Once again she beat off competition"
 
2006-11-17 09:58:22 AM  
PianoDemon

Is that Jayne Mansfield she's ogling?

Yep. Short version: that pic was taken at Sophia's birthday party (not sure which year). Mansfield, whose career/visibility was flagging at the time, showed up in that loose, low-cut dress and no bra and did a lot of bending over for the menfolk. Basically stole all of Sophia's thunder. Hence the near murderous gaze at Jayne's rack.
 
2006-11-17 09:58:41 AM  
Ugh. The GILF stuff in this thread is reminding me of "American Dad" where the two dorks pound gravebait...
 
2006-11-17 09:59:36 AM  
If I were a different gender, yes, I'd hit it. She probably has skills and charms long faded from collective memory. And come on, you all hit it for the legend.

But actually I wonder why nothing has been said about Charlotte Rampling yet.
 
2006-11-17 09:59:55 AM  
I'd hit it just so I could tell my grandkids:

"Sophia Loren? I totally wrecked that!"
 
2006-11-17 10:02:29 AM  
vcoalition: Suburban Cowboy

I live in Indy, please tryt and remember which resteraunt this was. Do you know the street? Anything to use as a geographic reference?


I think I've seen many pictures of her hotness in Buca di Beppo downtown... I prefer the table with the pope's head on it. It makes me feel like a medieval ruler enjoying the spoils of a successful campaign against Italy.

/yeah, I'm sure the food is really different
//doesn't make it less good
//seriously, their tortelloni is one of God's sweet gifts to us mere mortals.
 
2006-11-17 10:04:12 AM  
Might I suggest:

images.oldglory.com

Anyone?
 
2006-11-17 10:05:27 AM  
The quest of every male should be to live long enough to appreciate that both Sophia and Scarlett (and every lady in between) are hittable.
 
2006-11-17 10:05:55 AM  
Holy farkers - is that Penelope Cruz in the December 2007 calendar page?

http://www.pirellical.com/thecal/calendar.html

Sure looks like her.
 
2006-11-17 10:09:49 AM  
2006-11-17 09:42:14 AM ctobio

oldfarthenry:

Here's 5:

My mom -> gynecologist -> Sophia Loren -> Kathryn Winslow -> Kevin Bacon

Sophia Loren was in Between Strangers (2002) with Kathryn Winslow
Kathryn Winslow was in Where the Truth Lies (2005) with Kevin Bacon

So, I win. I also am 5 degrees from Hitler.

me -> college buddy -> his ex-gf -> grandpa was a wehrmacht driver for -> Col. Von Stauffenberg, who tried to assassinate -> Hitler.


Hrmmm. I can do it in 4.

Me -> My Ex -> Worked for Edmund Bacon (Kevin's Father) -> Kevin

I'll let you have the "winnah" 5 step link to Hitler, though.

I could do it in 3 but those are weaker links. I doubt saying I helped doing lighting design for a theatre Kevin performed in really counts when I wasn't doing the lighting for a show he was in.
 
2006-11-17 10:10:27 AM  
Do we still have to look hot in our 70s?!?

For chrissakes when do we get to take a break from the constant maintenance????
 
2006-11-17 10:12:07 AM  
Anarchangel: GILF status belongs to Sophia and Florence, no one else.

...you forgot Ann Margaret

/oh, and I might have to lube it up a bit, but I'd hit it!
 
2006-11-17 10:12:20 AM  
Jeebus_Frist:
Do we still have to look hot in our 70s?!?

When it's all you have left...
 
2006-11-17 10:13:43 AM  
No_47: Uh yeah.

That picture is more botox and photoshop than woman.



And how is that different than every other picture in the calendar?

/just sayin
 
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