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CaptainBeer		2006-11-17 07:20:25 AM

You'd HAVE to do it just to have one of the most bizarre sex stories ever. Think about it:

"This one night, in Milan - MAN you're notgonna believe this..."

degehring		2006-11-17 07:22:16 AM

/Depends?

SonOfSpam		2006-11-17 07:22:57 AM

Sophia Loren proves she's still sexy at 71.

I remain unconvinced. Please send her 'round to my place for a closer investigation of the evidence.

FLYNAVY		2006-11-17 07:23:28 AM

Sig.na Loren, siete in modo da caldo cattivo, li colpirei durante 40 anni.

Xerxes99		2006-11-17 07:25:46 AM

Sorry... but once they hit 45 they go bad.. and fast!
Trad'em in for younger models!!

www.aef.com

84Charlie		2006-11-17 07:26:33 AM

Lets focus people! From TFA:

"Once again she beat off competition from younger lovelies, including Catherine Zeta Jones, Cameron Diaz and Charlotte Church."

I'd buy that for a dollar.

A Gentile in Boca		2006-11-17 07:27:30 AM

For some reason she reminds me of my 80's brown, craggy, leather jacket I can't seem to dispose of.

lordpwnalot		2006-11-17 07:27:54 AM

I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL.

PS about the picta from teh Sun:

www.livingroom.org.au

kthnx.

alidade		2006-11-17 07:29:07 AM

yellow_rain

Amazing observational skillz dood!

See Cruise Man 2006-11-16 11:21:27 PM

HotWingConspiracy		2006-11-17 07:31:26 AM

Hideous.

The Anti-Laura		2006-11-17 07:31:50 AM

I've had sex with better looking footballs.

cotb		2006-11-17 07:35:07 AM

The Anti-Laura: I've had sex with better looking footballs.

So, Sophia looks good or bad, then?
I can't tell if you're bragging or complaining.

Langdon Alger		2006-11-17 07:35:31 AM

there are plenty of GILF's out there---you have to find the ones who got knocked up young and who had daughters who got knocked up young---if you find this elusive cougar...er wait ( is this a lion or a puma ?) jump on it----you know they're sluts--so much that they passed it on to their daughters

Avocet		2006-11-17 07:45:29 AM

I live on the interwebz. I'll take what I can get.

yellow_rain		2006-11-17 07:46:37 AM

alidade

damn! hate it when that happens.. especially combining blindness and beating off together like that...

autopsybeverage		2006-11-17 07:47:23 AM

I would hit it, but I would be a gentleman about it and wait until she took out her dentures. Older broads appreciate that kind of considerate gesture.

alienman		2006-11-17 07:48:02 AM

No_47
That picture is more botox and photoshop than woman.

(in obi wan voice)
She's more photoshop than woman. Twisted and evil.

/I'd still hit it...

Abe Vigoda's Ghost		2006-11-17 07:49:39 AM

She was the hot 40 years ago

img99.imageshack.us

Sanguine		2006-11-17 07:50:01 AM

Yeah, that's one sexy lady.

She used to be beautiful, no one will dispute that. Now? I'd sooner fark that dude behind her to the left.

/the guy on the right looks like he's already getting some

Abe Vigoda's Ghost		2006-11-17 07:55:39 AM

Sanguine

...I'd sooner fark that dude behind her to the left.

I'm sure that could be arranged...

PlusCestLaMeme		2006-11-17 07:55:52 AM

I'd hit it till she told me to get off her lawn.

Sanguine		2006-11-17 07:58:07 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost

Yikes. She looks like Paris Hilton in that picture, check out the eyes.

Welcome to the Machine		2006-11-17 07:59:55 AM

I wish someone could find, and post, the shot of her from "Boy on a Dolphin." Where she is coming up out of the water.
my skilz r da suk

/ooooooooooohhhhhh
//excuse me, i gotta go now

meekychuppet		2006-11-17 08:01:04 AM

Looks impressive but so does the space shuttle in flight.

Would not hit it evar.

Mr. Right		2006-11-17 08:02:41 AM

I get a kick out of all these posters deciding whether or not they'd hit this. My guess is most of them need to sneak up on their right hand for a date.

As for whether or not Ms. Loren is still attractive at 71, a lot of women are far more attractive well into their 60's and 70's than in the "good old days." I think the cosmetics industry has a lot to do with that. Not that I'm complaining, mind you.

Thurg		2006-11-17 08:06:25 AM

Beautiful, Oh yeah.
Hit it? No.

Franco		2006-11-17 08:11:40 AM

"You are what i like to call GMILF. That is grandmother that I would like to-"
-Skwisgaar Skwigelf

nick4753		2006-11-17 08:13:09 AM

Plastic?

scrumpox		2006-11-17 08:14:30 AM

Welcome to the Machine

You mean this pic?

scrumpox		2006-11-17 08:16:02 AM

I don't see a problem with hitting that. Just flip through the wrinkles until you find the one that winks back.

/Like a screen door in a hurricane

TigerzDad		2006-11-17 08:17:24 AM

NSFW (pops)

skartocc		2006-11-17 08:18:58 AM

3 words - Wizard Robe Sleeve

angryjd		2006-11-17 08:20:07 AM

EW.BOO.

BunkyBrewman		2006-11-17 08:20:34 AM

Sophia Loren, perhaps the best rack... evah. Ok, back in the day.

She aged a little different than her contemporary Brigette Bardot.

For those of you who haven't seen any of her early movies...DO! She is (as I understate) a classic beauty.

Welcome to the Machine		2006-11-17 08:21:01 AM

scrumpox - Thank you. I used to have a poster of that.

Now if any of you basement dwellers can say that isn't hot, well, you truly are like the "I wouldn't hit it" guy.

/When 71 your are, look so good you will not

Sofajockey		2006-11-17 08:21:39 AM

her pubis looks like mouth of tired dog

Rufus_T_Firefly		2006-11-17 08:24:23 AM

In the pic she looks like she's just been overcome by the vapers. So, here you go, Soph: julia.hanovercomputer.com

Best Sophia impersonator ever goes to Andrea Martin of SCTV.
www.nndb.com

/Sophia Bath Oil: The finest oil from Italy, good and thick. The man in your life will love you for it. It's good oil.
//Sophia Meatball Hut: When meatballs are your passion, 24 hours a day.
///Sophia Muffler Hut: When mufflers are your passion. Sophia has branched out too far.

Kurmudgeon		2006-11-17 08:26:28 AM

"She looks like Paris Hilton in that picture"

Now you're just being silly....

badandyho		2006-11-17 08:27:01 AM

My grandmother had a non speaking role in "Boy on a Dolphin".

Elvis_Bogart		2006-11-17 08:27:50 AM

Rufus T Firefly:

I haven't thought of that sketch in years!

Thanks for the memory jog.

ExtremeModerate		2006-11-17 08:30:33 AM

badandyho
was she the boy or the dolphin?

BigGary_		2006-11-17 08:32:59 AM

Once again she beat off competition......

hehehehehe

loki see loki do		2006-11-17 08:33:23 AM

Tigerzdad

That NSFW pic - Exactly! Them are some perfect boobies.
I would have hit it through the Nixon administration.
Continuously.

GlitchCog		2006-11-17 08:35:23 AM

Xerxes99

Does NOT Want!!!!

I think you misspelled "do."

Joce678		2006-11-17 08:37:37 AM

This is for all those morons complaining about "airbrushing":

http://images.google.com/images?q=celebs+without+makeup

Ne0nDrag0n		2006-11-17 08:40:52 AM

HOLY MAKE-UP ARTIST, BATMAN!

Dracona		2006-11-17 08:43:16 AM

thats just wrong........

Illfindsomething		2006-11-17 08:46:57 AM

Profesional photoshoper proves that Sophia Loren proves she's can still look kind of sexy at 71 if you apply all the right filters and edit out all the skin imperfections.

~~srfsdfsdf~~

betona		2006-11-17 08:47:21 AM

All this chit chat and nobody's linking to the Pirelli Calendar that TFA is talking about?

Sophia Loren Starring in the Calendar:
http://www.pirellical.com/thecal/calendar.html (pops)

Blompkin		2006-11-17 08:48:03 AM

I'd hit it, help her cross the street, carry her groceries up her steps, meet her cats, look at her pictures of grandchildren, and then hit it again on her doily covered craftsmatic adjustable bed.

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