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(Some Guy)   Friday again, Movie quotes anyone? "You have to know what a crumpet is to play cricket", Ye who posts TMNT first gets to go first. Link goes nowhere.   ( divider line
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2002-07-19 10:32:30 AM  
Full Metal Jacket
2002-07-19 10:32:41 AM  
2002-07-19 10:32:41 AM  
" "

(above quote courtesy of every silent film ever, except Mel Brooks' Silent Movie, which had Marcel Marceau in a speaking role)
2002-07-19 10:33:14 AM  
here it is
2002-07-19 10:33:14 AM  
"Don't start trying to do the right thing, boyo. You haven't had the practice."
2002-07-19 10:33:25 AM  
"im sorry i kicked you, sidney. it was an accident."
2002-07-19 10:33:29 AM  
Tatasm: Full Metal Jacket
2002-07-19 10:33:30 AM  
"Uh, maybe I got a milkbone."
2002-07-19 10:33:40 AM  
Or, from the same movie: "What's a fark-ass?"
2002-07-19 10:33:40 AM  
Tatsum: Full Metal Jacket
2002-07-19 10:33:54 AM  
who has the thread now? what is the quote?

2002-07-19 10:34:46 AM  
Thread's dead. Guy who won hasn't posted one.
2002-07-19 10:34:53 AM  
"Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through."
2002-07-19 10:34:56 AM  
how about i get you a spoon so you can eat my ass

- stiffler in some cruddy teen movie
2002-07-19 10:35:03 AM  
Lath, I think we're waiting on Olapbill
2002-07-19 10:35:04 AM  
a)"Didn't you die?"
b)"I thought this was a sequel"

2002-07-19 10:35:10 AM  
Corvusnex: Full Metal Jacket
2002-07-19 10:35:23 AM  
It should be Ash
2002-07-19 10:35:23 AM  
ash is up
2002-07-19 10:35:24 AM  
"They can suck my pathetic little dick and I'll dip my nuts in marinara sauce just to give them a taste of home while they're at it"
2002-07-19 10:35:27 AM  
Wat: You have been weighed
Roland: You have been measured
Kate: And you have been found...
Chaucer: most definitely wanting.
William: Welcome to the New World. God help you, if it is his right to do so.
2002-07-19 10:36:00 AM  
What are you scared of?

Ah duh. Boys. I've never even gone to
first base with a guy. What do I do?

Haven't you ever practiced with one of
your girlfriends?

Eww. No. That's gross.

It's not gross. How else do you think
girls learn? Here turn around and
face me.

Cecile turns and faces Kathryn, who removes her glasses.

KATHRYN (cont'd)
Now close your eyes and wet your lips.

Are you for real?

Do you want to learn or not?

I guess. It still sounds gross.

Cecile does as instructed. Kathryn leans in and kisses
her on the mouth.

See that wasn't so bad.

It was nothing.

Let's try it again, only this time I'm
going to stick my tongue in your
mouth. When I do that I want you to
massage my tongue with yours. That's
what first base is.


Eyes closed.

Cecile closes her eyes. Kathryn leans in and kisses her
again, only this time longer. She continues to kiss her
then gently pushes her tongue into Cecile's. Cecile does
as instructed and they start to make out.

Kathryn eyes look towards the ground where Cecile's hands
are now clutching the grass. Kathryn smiles and
continues her seduction.

She places her hand on Cecile's thigh and moves it under
her dress. Cecile lets out a soft sigh.

Kathryn breaks from the kiss. They look at each other
and smile.

- Cruel Intentions
2002-07-19 10:36:05 AM  
"someday this war's gonna end."
2002-07-19 10:36:09 AM  
"You're talking to my guy all wrong. Do it again- i'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron."
2002-07-19 10:36:34 AM  
Nails17: First Knight?
2002-07-19 10:36:37 AM  
Oh ok....Give me back my hand
2002-07-19 10:36:53 AM  
Hey Rusty, you ever bop your baloney?
2002-07-19 10:36:54 AM  
How can this be? He IS the Kwitsatz Haderach!
2002-07-19 10:36:54 AM  
2002-07-19 10:37:13 AM  
thanx Juanny, threads a mess, I really we could get some organized farkers, like a school room of kindergarden tards in here, this is a great game I will watch for Olapbill, he is probably taking shiat

2002-07-19 10:37:22 AM  
[from one of my favorite movies of all time]

"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women."
2002-07-19 10:37:34 AM  
Ash: Evil Dead2
2002-07-19 10:37:57 AM  
Downstairs - Starship troopers...ash, no idea
2002-07-19 10:38:07 AM  
Rually got it. i had to use SOMETHING from EDII
2002-07-19 10:38:10 AM  
I'm no newb Ted Striker but I think the whole 'this link goes nowhere' is stupid and wholly unfunny. See, it is funny when there is a survey or something and the link is to fark and it says the link is to fark and people click it anyway. That's funny. Not funny to post a link that people will see is a link in there status bar and say it goes nowhere. No harm done, just not funny.
2002-07-19 10:38:18 AM  
"I came this close to buying this place. Then I found out Hopalong Cassidy killed himself here... blew it for me. Bow and arrow, very weird."
2002-07-19 10:38:24 AM  
Fear of a Black Hat, excellent movie.

"Are these guns licensed with the state?"
"State of siege, aaaha!"

"Do I look like the kind of guy who could kill a whole bunch of white moterfarkers?"

"What's the difference between a ho and a biatch? Well, a ho farks everybody and a biatch farks everybody but you."
2002-07-19 10:38:31 AM  
no thats how that scene should have went
2002-07-19 10:38:51 AM  
Corvusnex: "Tell me Conan, what is good in life."

Conan, the Barbarian
2002-07-19 10:39:00 AM  
"I think we can walk to the curb from here."
(may not be EXACT quote, but it's damned close)
2002-07-19 10:39:00 AM  
Lath, maybe i was wrong, i must have missed one somewhere, cuz it appears as though Ash is up... my bad
2002-07-19 10:39:12 AM  
A Knight's Tale
2002-07-19 10:39:18 AM  
EDII gave me the runs

2002-07-19 10:39:19 AM  
Maybe a tad obscure:

"I can make you into anything you want! I can make you the centerfold goddess of the century... ...just need the right parts."
2002-07-19 10:39:31 AM  
"Wanna buy a monkey?"
2002-07-19 10:39:44 AM  
Rually is up
2002-07-19 10:40:15 AM  
Rually: Star 80?
2002-07-19 10:40:18 AM  
Rually - the Re-Animator?
2002-07-19 10:40:22 AM  
Rually: Re-Animator?
2002-07-19 10:40:34 AM  
Acrodizer: Cabin Boy.

God, help me that I knew that.
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