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(Some Guy)   Friday again, Movie quotes anyone? "You have to know what a crumpet is to play cricket", Ye who posts TMNT first gets to go first. Link goes nowhere.   ( divider line
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2002-07-19 08:48:17 AM  
"You can't really dust for vomit." - Spinal Tap
2002-07-19 08:54:13 AM  
The Shredder: There is a new enemy. Freaks of nature who interfere with our business. Find them. Together we will punish these... creatures. These... turtles!
2002-07-19 09:19:08 AM  
"Yeah, let's go for sushi and not pay..."
2002-07-19 09:47:11 AM  
link should go to google to save a little time, I think.
2002-07-19 09:47:23 AM  
Badges!? Badges!? We don't need no stinking badges. -Treasure of Sierra Madre
2002-07-19 09:47:30 AM  
Scoots, Repo Man.
2002-07-19 09:47:43 AM  
"Into the mud, scum queen!"
2002-07-19 09:47:51 AM  
"If it bleeds.....we can kill it!"
2002-07-19 09:47:59 AM  
If you want me take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I've got spare time.
2002-07-19 09:48:03 AM  
"In this world you either have to be oh-so-clever or oh-so-nice. I've tried clever; I recommend nice."
2002-07-19 09:48:15 AM  
Abba Zabba, you my only friend.
2002-07-19 09:48:51 AM  
Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go -- Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go.
2002-07-19 09:49:20 AM  
Gee Ricky, I'm sorry your Mom blew up.
2002-07-19 09:49:24 AM  
"All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin." --Banky Edwards, Chasing Amy
2002-07-19 09:49:31 AM  
CcSteff: is that Tommy Boy?
2002-07-19 09:49:34 AM  
Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?

No- have joo?
2002-07-19 09:49:35 AM  
Badgers?! badgers? we don't need no steenkeeng badgers - UHF
2002-07-19 09:49:45 AM  
What's with the "Link goes nowhere." when it does go somewhere? Anyone, anyone...Bueller?
2002-07-19 09:49:50 AM  
"I thought the Rocky Mountains would have been more rockier than this. Yeah, that John Dever's full of shiat man"
2002-07-19 09:50:10 AM  
"Remember: no matter where you go, there you are." - Buckaroo Banzai, "The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai"
2002-07-19 09:50:16 AM  
My FAVORITE TMNT joke that I never got as a kid, but laughed my ass of when I saw it the other day.

Casey seems anxious about staying in the sewer

Don: I get it! You're a claustrophobic!

Casey: You want a punch in the face?

Don: Uh-uh

Casey: I've never even LOOKED at a guy
2002-07-19 09:50:21 AM  
"Yeah, well, Sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand..."
2002-07-19 09:50:32 AM  
"Archie is NOT farking Mr. Weatherbee!"--- Banky again
2002-07-19 09:50:40 AM  
"You scum sucking pigs, you sons of a motherless goat. Tell us we will die like dogs"

"Are gringos falling from the sky?"
2002-07-19 09:51:03 AM  
"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy."
2002-07-19 09:51:11 AM  
Scoots Indeed, it is Tommy Boy, the finest example of cinematic excellence ever.
2002-07-19 09:51:12 AM  
"Fark you, Dante! You cocksmocker!"
2002-07-19 09:51:21 AM  
NOTE: at 9:41, 20 people had clicked on the link to nowhere.

and i can not think of any good quotes right now, this sucks
2002-07-19 09:51:35 AM  
"Where the white women at?"
2002-07-19 09:51:43 AM  
One more Lee quote:
"Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent--I don't care which one--but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator!" MallRats
2002-07-19 09:52:01 AM  
cocksmocker=cocksmoker. sorry. meh.
2002-07-19 09:52:36 AM  
"You know what a love letter is, farker? It's a bullet from a farking gun. You get a love letter from me, you're farked forever."
2002-07-19 09:52:53 AM  
"I'm picking out a thermos for you...."
2002-07-19 09:53:03 AM  
Can I have your watch, when you are dead?
2002-07-19 09:53:07 AM  
"I think most men need a little practice, don't you, Mrs. Peacock?" - Mrs. Scarlet, "Clue"
2002-07-19 09:53:11 AM  
2002-07-19 09:53:14 AM  
Say Hallo to my little friend....
2002-07-19 09:53:42 AM  
"You're not gonna use it lad, you're gonnna lose it, I'm
gonna use it."
2002-07-19 09:53:42 AM  
"God has a hard on for Marines, because we kill everything we see. He plays His games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls. God was here before the marine corps, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the corps!"
2002-07-19 09:53:48 AM  
Now, lets all get drunk, and play PING-PONG!
2002-07-19 09:53:51 AM  
"You almost had me? you never had me.
you never had your car"
2002-07-19 09:54:02 AM  
Nabb1 Buckaroo was my first love...sigh.

"Where are we going"
2002-07-19 09:54:13 AM  
"I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum....and I'm all outta bubblegum..."
2002-07-19 09:54:18 AM  
This is what happens when you fark a stranger in the ass.
2002-07-19 09:54:40 AM  
"I will personally hire men to assfark you for the next 10 years, so if you're an assfarking fan go ahead an mouth off" - Samuel L. Jackson from The Long Kiss Goodnight
2002-07-19 09:54:50 AM  

Tommy Boy!! Absolutely great movie!
2002-07-19 09:55:05 AM  
"Where's your car dude?"
2002-07-19 09:55:06 AM  
"Dude, where's my car?"
2002-07-19 09:55:19 AM  
In that case, Fuzzy Monkey:

"I'm lookin' for John Bigbooty"

"It's Bigboo-tay!"
2002-07-19 09:55:20 AM  
"God doesn't like you. He doesn't want you. And in all probability, he hates you."
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