FARK.com: (2414471) Woman writes book about sexual trysts with Allen Iverson, Jay-Z and Nas. Inadvertently buys box of defective condoms that set Nas' private parts on fire

If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

		Woman writes book about sexual trysts with Allen Iverson, Jay-Z and Nas. Inadvertently buys box of defective condoms that set Nas' private parts on fire (nypost.com)		14
		More: Amusing

• • •

2259 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 14 Nov 2006 at 2:25 PM | Favorite | share:

Share this link:

URL:

http://fark.com/go/2414471

Bookmark:

Article Comments close

14 Comments (+0 »)

Archived thread

olapbill		2006-11-14 02:28:15 PM

OMG. that is all.

moof		2006-11-14 02:34:55 PM

From TFA: Nas was also a player in the sack - "a human octopus" - she says.

WTF?

Pantherpowa		2006-11-14 02:50:45 PM

Nas was also a player in the sack - "a human octopus" - she says.

In other words, hes a bottom dweller that eats crabs whole.

Asteroth		2006-11-14 02:51:53 PM

FTFB:
"The next thing I knew I was being hit in the face with a closed fist. The impact of the blow was so fierce that I saw stars."

Man, that is some stellar writing there. I can't wait to get me a copy of that tripe.

JohnnyCanuck		2006-11-14 02:56:50 PM

Iverson good in the sack? I heard he dribbles before he shoots.

farktimenow		2006-11-14 03:05:16 PM

Another whore writes a book.

lelio		2006-11-14 03:11:47 PM

"In Round 2, he picked me up and swiftly carried me over to a table, perching me on its edge . . . holding me up by my hips and lower back." Exhausted, Bryan said she tried to rest, but Iverson snapped, "You think we're done? Oh, we ain't done!"

And that's how I run my Monday morning meetings.

/ be there or b square

mikem004		2006-11-14 03:20:31 PM

Iverson gave me the finger on 676 once

CrackedEgg		2006-11-14 04:03:50 PM

Her mother must be so proud of her, what with the new writing career taking off and all.

squealie		2006-11-14 05:34:16 PM

Re: Jay Z "His stamina increses tremendously when he's inebriated."
/yeah right file *that* under Fantasy
//sounds like fanfic to me

dougermouse		2006-11-14 05:58:37 PM

I bet Mrs. Iverson is really really happy to read this. Or at least her divorce lawyer is...

ClemsonChili		2006-11-14 08:40:37 PM

Bill Maher is standing in the corner salivating.

child_god		2006-11-14 11:05:14 PM

Bryan got payback when she inadvertently bought a box of defective condoms that set Nas' private parts on fire. "I ran down to the kitchen and grabbed a cup, added warm water and a pinch of baking soda . . . I told him to sit back and soak. It was at least an hour before Nas and his manhood were back to normal. 'The things you put me through, Carm,' he sighed."

Augggh!!! Why did I read this? She ruined some good memory cells that only copious amounts of alcohol can kill.