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(Yahoo)   Step 1: Convert panda poo into paper. Step 2: Sell as paper "souvenirs" to zoo visitors. Step 3: Profit   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 18
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2006-11-14 07:45:18 AM
6 in a row huh? i guess now would be the time to submit a link if i wanted a greenlight
 
2006-11-14 07:56:16 AM
Makes sense, we're always being sold crap anyway
 
2006-11-14 07:59:35 AM
PAPER THREAD!
 
2006-11-14 08:57:34 AM
I don't even know what to say.
 
2006-11-14 09:09:10 AM
This gives you something to think about when you are getting ready for your next paper spit wad battle in the office.
 
2006-11-14 09:10:32 AM
The zoo would also start to separate the pair -- six-year-old male Chuang Chuang and five-year-old female Lin Hui -- in December in a bid to breed them in captivity as Chaung Chaung would be shown frank videos of how to mate, Prasertsak said.

Paper made of poop? Pandas watching pr0n?
This article looks like it has been written with the fark audience in mind.

Too bad they forgot to insert something capable of igniting a flamewar in there, it doesn't seem to have much success here so far.
 
2006-11-14 09:10:35 AM
Scratch and sniff papers?
 
2006-11-14 09:10:46 AM
If you haven't been to the the four-day international panda conference in Chiang Mai before, then brother, you haven't lived.
 
2006-11-14 09:13:27 AM
Hmmm, a filled in number 2? What's going on?
 
2006-11-14 09:18:40 AM
How do you write on brown paper?
 
2006-11-14 09:24:44 AM
buntrakoonpoontawee. friends call him "poon"
 
2006-11-14 09:37:28 AM
Wouldn't it be correct to say

Step 1: Convert panda poo into paper "souvenirs" for zoo visitors
Step 2:?
Step 3: Profit

/Just saying.
 
2006-11-14 09:41:14 AM
I'm sure it's quite expensive but with some funding I could buy a huge amount, print ramblings of a new crazy religon and on the back in small print say: "just kidding, your hands are covered in panda poo now."
 
2006-11-14 10:09:05 AM
Looks like they found step number two.
 
2006-11-14 11:16:53 AM
A couple of months ago, I went to our zoo and picked up Pachyderm Paper...it's elephant poop recycled into writing paper. It's actually really cool and heavyweight.

I want to give it as gifts for the holidays.

/not afraid of poop
//thinks it's an awesome recycling idea
 
2006-11-14 12:06:35 PM
I bought an Elephant Poo notebook at the DC zoo, it's really neat because it's unprocessed paper so there's still twigs and stuff visible. Bought it for the wife, she of course loved it, which is why I love her.
 
2006-11-14 12:30:36 PM
One panda's poop is another man's treasure.
 
2006-11-14 02:44:16 PM
Panda poop Zig Zags?
 
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