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(   Boffins invent a working air guitar thanks to a high tech t-shirt that can interpret strumming movements and electro zap nipples if you massacre Stairway   ( divider line
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2006-11-12 10:23:12 PM  
Sounds you always wanted to hear number 337:-

2006-11-12 10:27:05 PM  
I hear many of them died to bring us this information....
2006-11-12 10:35:02 PM  
Well, I know what I'm sending my family for Christmas presents this year
2006-11-12 11:24:08 PM  
But can it do this?
2006-11-13 12:00:46 AM  
Heroic Poser wins the thread.
2006-11-13 12:16:19 AM  
Will this make me a better Guitar Hero player?
2006-11-13 12:54:33 AM  
There's more videos and stuff here.
2006-11-13 01:33:24 AM  
Man, I hope there are air-guitar groupies. I am gonna get SO laid.
2006-11-13 01:33:54 AM  
As long as people will still buy my air guitars off Ebay.
2006-11-13 01:35:58 AM  
If so I'll take one

/GHII is kicking my butt
2006-11-13 01:37:27 AM  
Did many Boffins die to bring us this information?

2006-11-13 01:37:49 AM  
No Stairway?

2006-11-13 01:40:33 AM  
It should come with an "awesome" button that makes it sound like you're good. It would be a pretty useful function considering it's designed for people who don't know how to play.
2006-11-13 01:41:09 AM  
Speaking of guitars and stuff, anyone happen to have a link to that one poster/painting/whatever of a bunch of characters from Star wars in a band, performing at a rock concert or something?

/Help me fark, youre my only hope
2006-11-13 01:43:07 AM  
Alright! Now I can look like a dork with sound.
2006-11-13 01:43:15 AM  
I was enthusiastic before reading the article, then snarky afterward, watched the Jedi's videos, and have settled on baffled.
2006-11-13 01:46:53 AM  
"air television throwing?"
2006-11-13 01:47:25 AM  
Mister Peejay: No Stairway?

Eruption is the new Stairway.
2006-11-13 01:47:40 AM
2006-11-13 01:51:05 AM  
Damnit, I came in here to say what Heroic_Poser said.
2006-11-13 01:55:11 AM  

Did you mean this?
2006-11-13 01:55:18 AM  
2006-11-13 01:55:26 AM  
Dear mrwombat,

I want one.

2006-11-13 02:09:42 AM  
Yours is much better, ibreaktheglass.
2006-11-13 02:35:00 AM  
Wow. I just looked at that link, and I just have to say this: If anybody out there was considering making an awesome painting of heavy metal star wars, don't. It's been done better than you are going to do it.
2006-11-13 02:43:37 AM  
what the hell is a boffin? the offspring of a aussie and something that goes *baaa*?
2006-11-13 02:54:17 AM  
Guitarists need to realize what whores they are.

Sorry to pop your bubbles, whores, but try learning a real instrument.
2006-11-13 03:00:30 AM  
Look up some Star Wars Galaxies movies sometime. Especially the Cantina Crawls.
2006-11-13 03:02:27 AM  
Bill and Ted were not available for comment.
2006-11-13 03:13:52 AM  
Predalien: Sorry to pop your bubbles, whores, but try learning a real instrument.

Provide an example.
2006-11-13 03:15:49 AM  
An air guitar that plays music already exists. It's called a theremin.
2006-11-13 03:25:39 AM  
Where can I get a print of that goddamn painting? Any idea of the original artist? The motivational poster is great but it's too low res.
2006-11-13 05:55:10 AM  
So is this gonna be the theremin for the new century?
2006-11-13 06:13:30 AM  
Or, you know, the consumer could stop being such a vagina and buy a real guitar.
2006-11-13 06:27:09 AM  
Anybody notice CP3O and R2D2 playing synths in the background? They look a bit like the Pet Shop Boys.
2006-11-13 07:36:56 AM  

Or, you know, the consumer could stop being such a vagina and buy a real guitar.


Instead of being a vagina, buy a guitar and get more vagina...

/Yes, it does actually work.
//I'm living proof.
2006-11-13 07:45:26 AM  
If I'd have known about this, I wouldn't have bought a new bass yesterday.

Aw, yeah.
2006-11-13 09:07:32 AM  
H31N0US: Provide an example.

You know... the bassoon.
2006-11-13 09:15:44 AM  
i too would like to know what a boffin is?
2006-11-13 09:28:22 AM  
C'mon, nobody posted this yet?
2006-11-13 09:42:24 AM  

I guess I can stop working on mine now.

No, seriously. We were using a sort of sleeve instead of an entire shirt. Piss, piss, piss. Dammit.
2006-11-13 09:56:46 AM  
Boffins invent a working air guitar thanks to a high tech t-shirt that can interpret strumming movements


and electro zap nipples if you massacre Stairway

2006-11-13 10:15:17 AM  

"Guitarists need to realize what whores they are.
Sorry to pop your bubbles, whores, but try learning a real instrument."

I know, you're a troll... But here are 17 reasons you are full of s#it:

Andre Segovia
Lenny Breau
Charlie Hunter
Pat Metheny
Richard Thompson
Django Reinhardt
Wes Montgomery
Joe Pass
John Williams
Leo Kottke
Bill Frisell
Kenny Burrell
Alexandre LaGoya
John McLaughlin
John Scofield
Steve Morse
Don Ross

Whore at work:
2006-11-13 10:34:16 AM  
Be excellent to each other.
2006-11-13 10:40:26 AM  
From their website...,,.html

Imagine the possibilities...
2006-11-13 10:52:54 AM  
Boffins are those funny little black and white birds with the squished up beak, and big feet.

I mean, nerds.
2006-11-13 10:59:58 AM  
I would love to see this thing set up to work as an alternate Guitar Hero controller.
2006-11-13 11:21:47 AM  
Speaking of LZ, I watched their live DVD (not SRTS) last night. The Jan/70 show is a-a-awesome.
2006-11-13 12:14:37 PM  
FTA: "The Wearable Instrument Shirt, or WIP"

2006-11-13 12:54:02 PM  
Okay, just to be clear, no one who came here to make a Bothans joke won this thread. We all came here to make the same stupid joke.

/I was just far too late.
//Many Boffins died to bring you this post.
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