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(CNN)   Woman shot in the head six times and lives. Says she wants to "extract the bullets, live my life, and talk to Peter Weller's doctors"   ( divider line
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2006-11-11 07:54:18 PM  
"I know this was a miracle,"

Yeah, OK...I guess God was just too busy to stop the guy from shooting you in the first place.
2006-11-11 07:59:50 PM  
And why did they divorce?
Guess she was a little too "thick-headed."

/Rim shot
2006-11-11 08:01:02 PM  
tararose: Guess she was a little too "thick-headed."

Lionel Mandrake: "I know this was a miracle,"

Come in to say both.
2006-11-11 08:02:14 PM  
robotics500: Come in to say both.

Correction it is I came in to say both. I suck at the Engrish.
2006-11-11 08:10:45 PM  
awesome headline!
2006-11-11 09:00:32 PM  
She went to give the doctor a beej and almost shot his peener off.
2006-11-11 09:08:17 PM  
Pffft. It's not like god stopped these motherfarking bullets.
2006-11-11 09:08:42 PM  
So she's got six bullet up underneath her skin? SWEET!!
2006-11-11 09:09:26 PM x 6
2006-11-11 09:09:32 PM  
Can you fly Bobby?
2006-11-11 09:09:48 PM  
The bad news is, when she walks down the street on a windy day, her head sounds like a wind chime.
2006-11-11 09:10:34 PM  
Is this a case of pwnage?
2006-11-11 09:12:15 PM  
well give the man a hand!!!
2006-11-11 09:13:01 PM  
She gets more street cred than 50.
2006-11-11 09:14:30 PM  
Had to be reloaded ammo without enough powder, or maybe it was really old corroded ammunition. Just enough power to get the rounds out of the barrel, but not enough to penetrate.
2006-11-11 09:14:50 PM

this is what they do in israel
2006-11-11 09:15:55 PM  
Phinius Gage, anyone?
2006-11-11 09:18:57 PM  
Is this her?
2006-11-11 09:19:47 PM  
Maybe the fact is was a .32 had something to do with it. That's a hit or miss (no pun intended) caliber if there ever was one. Still lucky though.

/That being said, can this turn into a hot, armed, Isralei, chick pic thread please?

//I feel dirty.

///I'm over it, carry on Farkers.
2006-11-11 09:20:23 PM
2006-11-11 09:20:43 PM  
Oh, and +1 Smitty. ;)
2006-11-11 09:21:20 PM  

Had to be reloaded ammo without enough powder, or maybe it was really old corroded ammunition. Just enough power to get the rounds out of the barrel, but not enough to penetrate.

Not entirely true. If the bullet hits the skull at the right angle it wont penetrate either. SO the bullets could have been just fine and she just had freaky good luck.
2006-11-11 09:21:50 PM  
Worst. Aim. Ever.
2006-11-11 09:22:57 PM  
Damnit, I just submitted this. Oh well, at least I can turn my headline into an idiotic comment

Bullet. Apply directly to the head (x 6)
2006-11-11 09:31:03 PM  
Wonder what the powder load was. Oh, and for those who don't know the conversion, a .32 Auto round is 7.62mm in diameter. Same diameter as an AK round, but a ball-round in a pistol casing rather than a rifle round in a carbine or rifle casing.

/only 290mps velocity
//only slightly better and bigger than a .22LR
2006-11-11 09:32:37 PM  
Eh, with a .32 your better off using it as a bludgeon more often than not.
That being said, I wouldn't want to be shot with one, either.
2006-11-11 09:34:48 PM  
This reminds me of that movie with the robotic police officer.

2006-11-11 09:39:40 PM  
Thanks, Mugato. You just explained the headline.
2006-11-11 09:41:45 PM  
Thanks, Mugato. You just explained the headline.

Nothing gets by you.
2006-11-11 09:44:43 PM

Couldn't find a better picture.
2006-11-11 09:45:57 PM  
I'm sure Mr. Glass was interested to read this article.

(I'll see your pop culture reference and raise you one)
2006-11-11 09:47:31 PM  
50 Cent wants to sign her to G-Unit records.
2006-11-11 10:03:06 PM
2006-11-11 10:05:41 PM  
Murphy? Is that you?
2006-11-11 10:06:47 PM  
2006-11-11 10:10:12 PM  
I guess she was as thick-headed as my wife.

HARHARHAR!!...wheeeew!..goodness me.
2006-11-11 10:11:24 PM  
Give this woman a hip-hop recording contract!!! 50cent, let's see you one-up that.
2006-11-11 10:24:23 PM  
Well, her ex is still at large, so I guess he could get a bigger gun and come back to finish the job.
2006-11-11 10:28:39 PM  
Wonder what her prime directive is now...
2006-11-11 10:29:40 PM  
Didn't they shoot that Russian in the head like twice on the Sopranos? He didn't have any problem getting up and running away, and if HBO says its true, then it is.
2006-11-11 10:40:17 PM  
Hot chicks and guns, different kind of guns in this pic though.
2006-11-11 10:48:38 PM  
I think this one suits the topic a little better
2006-11-11 10:56:40 PM  
More like six in the hand and one in the head.Me thinks.
2006-11-11 11:03:58 PM  
"...altercation with her ex-husband..."

And if he wasn't then, he sure as hell is now.
2006-11-11 11:25:10 PM  
Surprisingly she isn't named "Brittany", "Jessica", "Anna-Nicole" or "Paris"
2006-11-11 11:29:41 PM  
Cat Stevens anyone? Oh, you get the reference.
2006-11-11 11:33:19 PM  
2006-11-11 11:39:55 PM  
Taxi Driver has taught me that when you unload a 32 into someone's face, blood squirts out like a fountain.

Deniro Noooo
2006-11-11 11:58:33 PM  
The ex-husband is still at large.

No shiat.

The last thing I'd want after shooting a person in the head 6 times is for them to survive and identify me.

No, wait.

The last thing I'd want to do is serve time with a bunch of inmates who will find the fact that I shot someone 6x in the head and they lived hilarious ...
2006-11-12 12:00:58 AM  
Gozerian, I always thought that scene was lame -- guy's holding a framing nailer (looks like an older paslode) -- with no nails in it, and not hooked up to a compressor (which would have made enough noise for to notice, I think), And, unless he's modified it, the tool won't cycle unless it's pressed up against something.
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