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(Contact Music)   Guy who was married to Britney for five minutes and was paid to annul marriage chastizes Cletus for spending all her money   (contactmusic.com) divider line 12
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2006-11-11 08:15:52 AM  
The end of the interview was great ... Britney wont talk to him any more and he is begging her to call him.

Ha Ha
 
2006-11-11 08:37:30 AM  
Haha!
 
2006-11-11 09:19:31 AM  
Ah, trailer park romance...
 
2006-11-11 09:32:15 AM  
Sadly, I guarantee you that Cletus already has a 7 figure book deal in the works.
 
2006-11-11 09:47:39 AM  
I'll bet Britney's lawyer had a clause in the pre-nup that he can't say shait about her.
Her lawyer is the best divorce lawyer in L.A.
 
2006-11-11 09:55:54 AM  
Heh. Although file this should be filed under 'obvious'.
 
2006-11-11 10:03:28 AM  
HAHAHAHA.
Two guys fighting over the prettiest girl in the trailer park.
 
DD0
2006-11-11 10:19:07 AM  
UltraMegaGenious: Sadly, I guarantee you that Cletus already has a 7 figure book deal in the works.

No because like his album, no one will care to hear it. It doesn't matter how famous someone like him is. Everyone knows his worthless story and no one wants to hear it.
 
2006-11-11 12:47:46 PM  
DD0
No because like his album, no one will care to hear it. It doesn't matter how famous someone like him is. Everyone knows his worthless story and no one wants to hear it.

Nobody is saying it will be a NYT best-seller, but let's face it....how many Britney threads are here on Fark, and see how many replies there are to them?

Don't think for a second that some tell-all book about someone, even Cletus, talking about romping with her in the sack, won't sell.

Bottom line is that Cletus will get some dough. It will either be from a detailed book about him and Britney, or it will be a massive cash settlement, with the agreement he doesn't write said book.
 
2006-11-11 01:03:02 PM  
The Wal-Mart thing and motel stays are just posturing for the divorce attorneys.
 
2006-11-11 08:17:14 PM  
Apoarently Britney prefers invertebrates.
 
2006-11-12 05:36:03 AM  
Sad thing is, this guy is probably the one who really loves her. And before you make too much fun of him, he had a shot at Britney first before she got all that Federline stank on her.
 
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