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		What's drunk with horns and scares the bejeesus out of Swedish kids? If you said, "Vikings", you're close (chron.com)		42
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American Nervoso		2006-11-10 07:55:39 PM

Fred Smoot?

Hanky		2006-11-10 07:56:01 PM

My sister once got bit by an elk.

R.A.Danny		2006-11-10 08:02:52 PM

Are elk bites veri nasti?

SoiledDude		2006-11-10 08:21:21 PM

Did the Love Boat pull into Bergen harbor?

Staticdistance		2006-11-10 11:41:47 PM

A+, Subby.

Greenville		2006-11-10 11:53:26 PM

Darn, SoiledDude already thought of it.

Freakpower		2006-11-10 11:54:10 PM

That article was JUST long enough to keep my attention

SharkInfested		2006-11-10 11:54:25 PM

boozy elk v vikings? Not sure which I'd rather see.

wolfwithdances		2006-11-10 11:54:38 PM

Bravo, submitter.

ichiban		2006-11-10 11:54:56 PM

American Nervoso - I thought you meant mump and smoot

/saw them a decade ago

Show_The_O_Face		2006-11-10 11:56:08 PM

Me with bed head?

fro-968		2006-11-10 11:58:15 PM

"That could be the problem. We could be dealing with a boozy elk,"

Priceless.

Mr. Potatoass		2006-11-11 12:01:49 AM

I was terrorized by a drunk and horny Elke Sommer in 1976.

Alex Chilton		2006-11-11 12:02:15 AM

Jews?

Bon_Scott		2006-11-11 12:05:08 AM

Swedish? This thread is useless without pics of a Swedish babe (who happens to be married to a pro golfer).

www.bongonews.com

camaroash		2006-11-11 12:05:23 AM

I was going to say (Chris) Raab Himself.

man hands		2006-11-11 12:08:05 AM

The obvious answer is.... my ex.
/she's not swedish
//she does have horns

March_Hare		2006-11-11 12:21:03 AM

Viking-themed metal bands?

www.f.kth.se

/Somehow, this pic reminds me of the Icy Hot Stuntaz.

LemSkroob		2006-11-11 12:24:37 AM

Alex Chilton: Jews?

DAMMIT!!!

beaten to the punch

The Voice of Doom		2006-11-11 12:28:42 AM

Bon_Scott
Swedish? This thread is useless without pics of a Swedish babe

Well, since they are still online from the "Swedes consider America 'most dangerous to world peace'" flamewar two weeks ago..

*view source*
*copy&paste*

img59.imageshack.us

;-)

Scientician		2006-11-11 12:45:40 AM

Flavor Flav?

tchau		2006-11-11 12:48:34 AM

sigh, swedish girls.

Even when they are ugly they are hot.

Coboc		2006-11-11 12:50:33 AM

So...

When're we having a swedish Fark party?

AugustWest		2006-11-11 12:51:02 AM

Anne Elk once bit my sister.

Ahem. Ahem.

Rotten_Peaches		2006-11-11 12:58:48 AM

I hate to bring this up, but aren't they antlers?

Otherwise, I always get a kick reading articles about animals that get themselves drunk. This should always happen around some anti-drinking church; after all, if God didn't want them to get intoxicated, she'd have not made it naturally available.

Mentalpatient87		2006-11-11 01:13:29 AM

Mom?!

The Voice of Doom		2006-11-11 01:22:24 AM

Text is a double entendre; can be understood as an invitation to once again a) go and prop up the bar or b) go and "topple one over"

->elk test

SchlingFo		2006-11-11 01:31:05 AM

The Voice of Doom,

In this picture:

img59.imageshack.us

I believe we've discovered where the Icy Hot Stuntaz went

(check the background)

EskimoDave		2006-11-11 02:09:38 AM

Elks have antlers, not horns.

Bomb Head Mohammed		2006-11-11 02:53:44 AM

What has horns and scares children?

www.burningoak.com

"It is the jew"

Dumle		2006-11-11 04:45:52 AM

SchlingFo

Hahaha, keen eyes. I think you're right.

Z_since_1516		2006-11-11 06:19:23 AM

Bomb Head Mohammed: "It is the jew"

i came in here to see if i needed to post a borat pic but youve got it covered.

ChaosStar		2006-11-11 07:02:11 AM

BRA farking VO submitter... I laughed for 5 minutes.

yotta		2006-11-11 08:13:11 AM

Vikings didn't wear horns either. That was the Germans.

Gairloch		2006-11-11 08:21:36 AM

SchlingFo [TotalFark]

I believe we've discovered where the Icy Hot Stuntaz went

(check the background)

There's a background?

Stu_Padasso		2006-11-11 09:02:30 AM

Viking Kittens?

Now every time you hear the Immigrant Song you'll think of this

The Voice of Doom		2006-11-11 09:30:16 AM

uncropped, full-size picture for research purposes

rocketcat		2006-11-11 11:49:40 AM

Vikings never wore horns which is too bad

Tyee		2006-11-11 12:33:33 PM

I think an Elk in Sweden is a Moose in N. America.

MorphOSX		2006-11-11 01:47:44 PM

that's it, I'm moving to Sweden.

Teknowaffle		2006-11-11 03:04:05 PM

There has been a glut of Sweden related articles lately, as though it is corresponding with my trip here to poland to hang out with 3 swedish girls...