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(Some paper)   Jack Palance, dead at 85. Or maybe 87   (sanluisobispo.com) divider line 244
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HumbleGod
2006-11-10 05:19:20 PM
Well that sucks.
 
skinnycatullus [TotalFark]
2006-11-10 05:21:04 PM
Is Abe Vigoda still ok???
 
vartian [TotalFark]
2006-11-10 05:21:28 PM
I have to say, I thought he had died years ago. Still, that does suck.
 
nickyhopkins
2006-11-10 05:23:19 PM
vartian,

I'm with you on that one. I was like, "I thought I remember a Jack Palance retrospective or something after he died..."
 
HelloHelloHi
2006-11-10 05:25:32 PM
He crapped bigger than all of us.

R.I.P.
 
z_gringo [TotalFark]
2006-11-10 05:30:17 PM
Who?
 
Colonel Kudzu
2006-11-10 05:31:00 PM
I hope he told someone where he hid the gold.

RIP.
 
skeptical_orangutan
2006-11-10 05:34:01 PM
::tear::......the only man who could take on chuck norris.
 
baorao
2006-11-10 05:34:45 PM
Dude, my friend saw him boning a 20 year old chick. My friend was working the valet at a swanky house party and went in to use the bathroom. He opened the second door on the left instead of the third and voila, Curly was pounding away on some Arby's roast beef.

/best story ever when he tells it.
 
Flupid Bloroplope
2006-11-10 05:36:43 PM
Bummer. I read an article in People magazine while in a waiting room a few hours ago. It was about actors who had served in the military. Apparently, in WWII he crashed a bomber on takeoff and had to have a bunch of facial reconstructive surgery. That's why he made such a good rugged cowboy in the movies.

Whee, pointless facts!
 
celery_stalker
2006-11-10 05:37:35 PM
I don't believe it
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2006-11-10 05:37:37 PM
Glad to see I am not the only person that remembers his "Believe it or not" days.

My headline was gonna be "He crapped bigger than you... believe it, or not!"
 
FriarTuck
2006-11-10 05:37:41 PM
Now we aren't going to get the final part of the trilogy.
 
kirbeep
2006-11-10 05:37:48 PM
He's not dead; he's just doing one-armed push-ups again. Real slow.
 
cretinbob [TotalFark]
2006-11-10 05:37:58 PM
I submitted this with a better headline....No go do some one armed pushups biatch.


//so what about the "a" makes that word ok?
 
SolidShadow
2006-11-10 05:38:46 PM
Rest in peace Voltan.
 
pwhp_67
2006-11-10 05:39:01 PM
Pick up the gun...
 
untrustworthy
2006-11-10 05:39:13 PM
Believe it... or not...
 
jennyz
2006-11-10 05:39:17 PM
Pray of Omarion?
 
moops
2006-11-10 05:39:20 PM
goodnight, 1-armed pushup man.
 
Garrettt
2006-11-10 05:39:22 PM
No!!! He...was my number one... guy!
 
Code_Archeologist
2006-11-10 05:39:27 PM
Jack Palance, dead at 85... and he can still do one-arm push-ups and kick your ass tubby ass
 
batcar01
2006-11-10 05:39:29 PM
but, but, I saw the Joker kill him years ago...
 
lexslamman
2006-11-10 05:39:49 PM
Because...YOU...Jack...are...my...number...one...guuuuuuuuuuuuyyy

RIP
 
DoktorMegatrip
2006-11-10 05:39:51 PM
Lord, we give you Curly. Try not to piss him off
 
Dear Jerk
2006-11-10 05:39:52 PM
I thought he died in Shane.
 
boomaze
2006-11-10 05:39:54 PM
I coulda swore I watched them bury this prick years ago.
 
TheOther
2006-11-10 05:39:54 PM
Will there be a Golden Palance logo on his casket?
 
eddie van heinous
2006-11-10 05:40:16 PM
Damn. I figured he'd be kicking ass for years to come.

RIP crazyman.
 
elchip
2006-11-10 05:40:36 PM
This thread is worthless without a TEXAS TACO SANDWICH.

/Anyone remember that thing?
//At Taco Bell?
///Jack Palance was in the commercial?
 
ifarkthereforiam
2006-11-10 05:40:39 PM
He was one tough mutha.
RIP
 
whitefalcon79
2006-11-10 05:41:14 PM
TheOther: Will there be a Golden Palance logo on his casket?

LOL
 
jennyz
2006-11-10 05:41:34 PM
Gah, wtf....

Pray for Omarion.

static.flickr.com
 
Mr Sunshine
2006-11-10 05:41:39 PM
He's just trying to lure us into a false sense of security. As soon as we pick up that gun, bang!
 
Dennis_Moore
2006-11-10 05:41:45 PM
www.brian-oshaughnessy.com

"Oh, what a day!"
 
jiggold
2006-11-10 05:41:59 PM
Taking bets on who's gonna complete the trifecta.

1. Ed Bradley, journalist

2. Jack Palace, actor

3. ... politician?

One can only hope.
 
Boobies!!!
2006-11-10 05:42:38 PM
Mmmmmmm... carrots.
 
BassPlayinManiac
2006-11-10 05:42:54 PM
i80.photobucket.com
 
Tycoonbrad
2006-11-10 05:42:56 PM
Hey...wasn't he Voltan in Hawk the Slayer??
 
MrPleasant
2006-11-10 05:43:08 PM
Maybe you guys are thinking of Lloyd Bridges...

Or maybe I am the only one that gets the two confused.
 
crunch-o-matic
2006-11-10 05:43:10 PM
As tough as that old bastard was, he probably didn't even need Skin Bracer.
 
Walt_Jizzney
2006-11-10 05:43:29 PM
Palance = Pimp.

One of the best cheesy bad guys evar. Remember him in Buck Rogers and the 25th Century? Tango and Cash?

/lmao
 
bobboberts
2006-11-10 05:43:34 PM
img177.imageshack.us

Lord, we give you Curly. Try not to piss him off.

/Bruno Kirby's already trying.
 
Fie
2006-11-10 05:44:12 PM
Jeez, could we stop w/the obits already? This is getting depressing. First it was the GOP. Next, Bradley. Now this.

Okay, the GOP part was good reading.
 
unpainted huffhines [TotalFark]
2006-11-10 05:44:14 PM
"The man ate bacon at every meal... you just can't do that."

.
 
kirbeep
2006-11-10 05:44:26 PM
1. Ed Bradley, journalist

2. Jack Palace, actor

3. ... politician?

3. K-Fed, "entertainer"
 
tinyarena [TotalFark]
2006-11-10 05:44:28 PM
Goddnight funny scary man!

/really gonna miss this guy
 
Egregious Philbin
2006-11-10 05:44:37 PM
Ah, but who remembers Jack Palance in the title role of Che!

As Leonard Pinth Garnell would say "that really bit the big one"
 
cHico11
2006-11-10 05:45:34 PM
*gives index finger salute*

I know what it is.
 
boomaze
2006-11-10 05:45:39 PM
Dude, I KNOW i seen soemthing like a retrospective on him years back. That f*ckers been dead. This is some sort of mix up.
 
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