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(Some Guy)   The sex tape was NOT Britney   (celebslam.com ) divider line
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6465 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 09 Nov 2006 at 1:07 PM (10 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2006-11-09 01:09:50 PM  
It's real to me!
 
2006-11-09 01:11:27 PM  
obvious tag?
 
2006-11-09 01:12:34 PM  
The Kittens are safe!

/its as real as Mike McIntee says it is.
 
2006-11-09 01:14:32 PM  
dammit!
 
2006-11-09 01:14:43 PM  
[OBVIOUS] because married people don't have oral sex.
 
2006-11-09 01:15:01 PM  
Well, duh.

Oh well. THat's what I have an imagination for, anyway.
 
2006-11-09 01:15:15 PM  
S'alrite. I masturbated anyway.
 
2006-11-09 01:16:17 PM  
I'm at school, so I can't copy any pics. But will someone cue the "It's still real to me dammit!" guy?
 
2006-11-09 01:17:34 PM  
Can someone post the text of the article? Pretty please.

/farking work internet filter
 
2006-11-09 01:20:04 PM  
I don't know... even in the extended clip it still looks like her!
 
2006-11-09 01:21:18 PM  
www.fluxw.com
 
2006-11-09 01:29:05 PM  
slayer199

There were rumors floating around yesterday that the woman in the above tape (NSFW) was Britney Spears and the knob she was polishing was in fact Kevin Federline's. Alas the rumors proved to be unfounded:

After an eternity of intense speculation (okay, twelve hours or so), an anonymous tipster just sent us an extended version of that clip which has apparently been floating around various amateur sites for a while now-and lo, there's nary a "Britney and K-Fed Sex Tape" logo on it anywhere to be seen. Coupled with a closer inspection of the lady in question, we're forced to conclude that the PornoTube version we posted about earlier today merely stars a vague Britney lookalike

I think the major clue that this wasn't Britney Spears was the fact that, when I first saw the tape, I furiously masturbated to it.......twice.......before the 19-second clip was over.* I couldn't possibly do that to the 2006 version of Britney Spears, even with her huge new breasts.

*STAMINA is the word for that, ladies.

Posted in: Sex
 
2006-11-09 01:35:31 PM  
kliq

I LOL'ed.
 
2006-11-09 01:38:15 PM  
So...it isn't her, but it looks close enough to fool many...

Look, triple-A may not be the pros, but it's still good baseball.
 
2006-11-09 01:40:28 PM  
Scrotastic Method:

vague Britney lookalike

Kinda figured....Britney loves Anna part II? K-Fed Bugger You?
 
2006-11-09 01:42:44 PM  
The real Britney would have done something classy like smoke a cigarette while giving the bj.
 
2006-11-09 01:44:45 PM  
I wanna believe, I WANNA BELIEVE!
 
2006-11-09 01:45:04 PM  
I was most amused by the stack of Hummers covering up the guy's wang.
 
2006-11-09 01:47:57 PM  
I don't care what you say, my reality isn't based on your so called "news."
 
2006-11-09 01:51:07 PM  
grapecranberry: I was too.
 
2006-11-09 02:00:49 PM  
So who is it then? I'm interested in, uhh, receiving her newsletter.
 
2006-11-09 02:04:23 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2006-11-09 02:16:13 PM  
I knew it wasn't her. The biatch in the clip wasn't chewing gum.
 
2006-11-09 02:23:56 PM  
No you can't have a Britney Spears sex tape.

NOT YOURS!
 
2006-11-09 02:33:29 PM  
I expect the only ones who thought it was real, were the ones who wanted it to be real. Belief/desire out ways critical thinking in many.
 
2006-11-09 02:37:48 PM  
I think the major clue that this wasn't Britney Spears was the fact that, when I first saw the tape, I furiously masturbated to it.......twice.......before the 19-second clip was over.* I couldn't possibly do that to the 2006 version of Britney Spears, even with her huge new breasts.

*STAMINA is the word for that, ladies.


I don't think that word means what he thinks it means...
 
2006-11-09 04:03:35 PM  
Oh, I admit it. It was me.

/jk
 
2006-11-09 04:25:31 PM  
NCSUJen: Oh, I admit it. It was me.

/jk


too late, your profile just got 1,000,000,000 hits...
 
2006-11-09 04:42:41 PM  
NCSUJen:

Oh, I admit it. It was me.

/jk


Got a link to your vid on pornotube?

hehe
 
2006-11-09 05:17:38 PM  
NCSUJen: Oh, I admit it. It was me.

/jk

too late, your profile just got 1,000,000,000 hits...



+1
 
2006-11-09 05:57:46 PM  
That IS Britney Spears! It is dammit!

LALALALALALA I am not listening LALALALALALALALALALA
 
2006-11-09 06:16:54 PM  
Savannah Samson anyone?
 
2006-11-10 05:07:29 AM  
Yeah, cause every guy wants to see someone else other than themselves get a blowjob.......
/rollseyes
//blowjob pics are lame
 
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