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(TILL)   Wish someone had video of that guy lighting a rocket in his buttcheeks? Fark does   ( divider line
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2006-11-09 01:37:39 PM  
yeah I had a scorched colon once.....but you should have seen the other guy.
2006-11-09 01:38:54 PM  
Scorched earth?

You wish.
2006-11-09 01:41:53 PM  
OK, I'll say it: this shiat is gay.
2006-11-09 01:42:00 PM  
No matter how hard I try to forget them, these words are going to haunt me for a while:

horrific... scorched colon.
2006-11-09 01:44:17 PM  
timboalogo Now he has a semi-colon ...

And I'll bet he regrets that he has only one asterisk...
2006-11-09 01:45:32 PM  
Scorched colon? I hardly know her!


Scorched Colon would make an awesome name for a band (Dave Barry-style!).


Has anyone mentioned... SCORCHED COLON ????


/on WEED?
2006-11-09 01:47:05 PM  

And I'll bet he regrets that he has only one asterisk...

2006-11-09 01:47:46 PM  
weslen: Slowpoke. :)

My bad sir. And mad props to your superior linky skills. The trick with THAT vid is the punchline "bang" after he stands up. GOLD!
2006-11-09 01:51:13 PM  
Chesnuts roasting on an open fire...
2006-11-09 01:56:42 PM  

2006-11-09 01:58:25 PM  
2006-11-09 02:04:51 PM  
Anybody else notice the film critic's take on the left sidebar?
2006-11-09 02:05:52 PM  
ah yes the ol scorched colon trick
2006-11-09 02:06:22 PM  
yeah, real shocking video, can't see shiat
2006-11-09 02:06:42 PM  
Now they have to make a law against sticking explosives in your ass.. Way to blow it for the rest of us, ya fools....
2006-11-09 02:09:57 PM  
farkmonger: "The victim is recovering at Sunderland Royal Hospital after sustaining horrific internal injuries including a scorched colon."

...and so a new cliche is born

I imagine it will be somehow tied to the "Oil hits the anus" cliche.

2006-11-09 02:11:08 PM

"Doc! I got fire shootin' outta my ass"

You mean it hurts when you defecate?

No man, Fire shootin' outta my ass. I gotta crap outside or I'll burn the house down
2006-11-09 02:11:10 PM

It's all fun and games until someone scorches a colon.

//You are SO grounded!
2006-11-09 02:13:39 PM

I guess someone didn't read the disclaimer.
2006-11-09 02:19:47 PM  
Guys getting together to put things up their ass for fun...

I believe in some circles this is called "gay."
2006-11-09 02:20:42 PM  
2006-11-09 02:26:05 PM

2006-11-09 02:28:48 PM  
I came for the butt fireworks, but stayed for the scorched colon.
2006-11-09 02:37:29 PM  
Redefining PMITA: "Put-M80-In-The-Ass"
2006-11-09 02:38:21 PM  
Ditto ditto..
2006-11-09 02:42:50 PM  
2006-11-09 02:44:05 PM  
shiat on a stick?
2006-11-09 02:50:35 PM  
...when the propellant hits the anus?

/got nothing, at work, dwtfv
//at least my anus isn't scorched
2006-11-09 03:12:18 PM  
Rectal Jihad...

/got nothin'
2006-11-09 03:25:14 PM  
did anyone else catch that he just got back from Iraq....REALLY!, this is the God spares.... NOW THATS F****ED UP!
2006-11-09 03:25:28 PM  
If you look closely at the end, you can even see the tattered shreds of brown skin that were once his anus.
2006-11-09 03:27:45 PM  
the missing word is "GUY"
2006-11-09 03:27:48 PM  
Meh. What a low quality crappy video.

The video where the pelican eats the pigeon was better.
2006-11-09 04:08:21 PM  
weslen: Nothing is better than this one. Repeat - NOTHING.


Absolutely right. Someone owes me a new keyboard.
2006-11-09 04:52:33 PM  
i can't help it, that's awesome!
2006-11-09 04:55:12 PM  
so how long before some farker shows up with the name "scorched colon"?

and unchellmatt i threw up a little in my mouth.
2006-11-09 04:55:41 PM  

Winner. made me lawl
2006-11-09 05:03:49 PM  
Die in a scorched colon.
2006-11-09 05:09:38 PM  
timboalogo - winner!

/important safety tip - point rocket away from rectum before inserting and lighting fuse.
2006-11-09 05:39:06 PM  

Do not place fireworks in anus
Do not light fireworks near methane source
Do not use fireworks in bodily cavity
2006-11-09 06:14:35 PM  
How embarassing for all the boy scouts next year when they're selling fireworks for the fourth of july. The new disclaimers on the 'Safe & Sane' fireworks will have to say 'Don't Stick This Up Your Butt, But If You Do, Don't Light It'

/Was a boyscout
//Likes fireworks
///Knows better than to stick it up my butt
/(shudders) scorched colon
2006-11-09 09:29:48 PM
2006-11-09 10:03:10 PM  
Soon to be a regular series spin-off of "Ow, My Balls!".

2006-11-10 01:16:35 AM  
2006-11-10 10:33:47 PM  

so how long before some farker shows up with the name "scorched colon"?

Right about now.
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