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(Some Guy)   China issues one-dog-per-family law. Still unclear is this is per meal, or for the whole year   (apnews.myway.com) divider line 86
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2006-11-09 08:32:07 AM
Nice headline. +1

I'll add:
♫ B*tches ain't sh*t but hos and tricks ♫ birthing the pups and fleas and ticks ♫ China restricts ya to just ONE ♫ better pick one to keep just like your first son ♫

/red
 
2006-11-09 08:42:21 AM
ZING China! BTW, how did that rap not make it green?
 
2006-11-09 08:50:52 AM
Green
 
2006-11-09 08:54:54 AM
I love recycled headlines
 
2006-11-09 09:03:18 AM
FlatFoot
ZING China! BTW, how did that rap not make it green?

Greens have less to do with quality than they do with timing and the mood of the admin doing the checking. It's really pretty random.
 
2006-11-09 09:42:36 AM
Oh SNAP!
 
2006-11-09 09:42:57 AM
And if it's a female they have the biatch killed.

Oh wait, that's human babies.
 
2006-11-09 09:43:29 AM
www.uploadfile.info

/meh
 
2006-11-09 09:44:01 AM
That's racist! But it's against Asians, so it's cool. They work hard, have low crime rates, and are rich and stuff so they deserve it. Dirty chinks.
 
2006-11-09 09:44:10 AM
Wokkin' the dog, Wokkin' the dog...
 
2006-11-09 09:48:29 AM
racist toward asians you say...

www.uploadfile.info
 
2006-11-09 09:50:06 AM
Authorities prompted an outcry in July and August when they launched several mass slaughters of dogs. In one county in the southwestern province of Yunnan, where three people had died of rabies, authorities killed 50,000 dogs, many of them beaten to death in front of their owners.

That's absolutely horrible! Can you imagine the poor people watching their pet being beaten to death?

But many people supported the move, saying it was the only way to contain the disease.

Oh... oh, well nevermind, then.
 
2006-11-09 09:50:09 AM
LOL Thank you Submitter for the early morning Laugh.
 
2006-11-09 09:50:56 AM
Similar laws should apply here. Too many idiots, too many pets per idiot. At least the asians have the decency to kill and eat their pets.

/rimshot
 
2006-11-09 09:52:43 AM
They work hard, have low crime rates, and are rich and stuff so they deserve it.

They only come up to your knees. They're cute, they're cuddly and they're ready to please.
 
2006-11-09 09:57:08 AM
I'm not sure is I agree with this law.
 
2006-11-09 09:57:59 AM
IXI Jim IXI: Wokkin' the dog, Wokkin' the dog...

*golf clap*
 
2006-11-09 09:58:04 AM
Apparently China is the new Korea
 
2006-11-09 09:59:28 AM
It's the Year of the Dog in China. Too bad for the dogs.

-Three people die of rabies in one province and they kill 50,000 dogs?
-318 people in a country of over 1,300,000,000 die of rabies in one year and the Government enacts Draconian pet controls?


Literally, a bit of overkill, wouldn't you say?
 
2006-11-09 10:00:56 AM
IXI Jim IXI

Wokkin' the dog, Wokkin' the dog...

I will never hear that Judas Priest song the same way again.
 
2006-11-09 10:01:35 AM
UhOh, where's that jerk complaining about Fark and the brown people?

Maybe he doesn't mind yellow
 
2006-11-09 10:02:10 AM
Next thing you know, they'll be limiting the amount of MSG a family can use in a meal. Am I right? The chinese use a lot of the msg, eh? Who's with me?
 
2006-11-09 10:03:34 AM
RoBByBoy: That's absolutely horrible! Can you imagine the poor people watching their pet being beaten to death?

But many people supported the move, saying it was the only way to contain the disease.


Christ, haven't they every heard of vaccinated bait? What are they going to do, travel through the land and beat to death every mammal they can find?
 
2006-11-09 10:05:19 AM
ChiliBoots
What are they going to do, travel through the land and beat to death every mammal they can find?

WHOOOHOO sounds like we have a winning plan!
 
2006-11-09 10:05:35 AM
Submitted yesterday with better headline.

/obligatory
 
2006-11-09 10:06:50 AM
Best headline I've seen all week. Good work Submitter
 
2006-11-09 10:07:31 AM
Laugh all you want, in 15 years, your kids will be learning Mandarin in school.

They have to, if they want to stay competitive in business.

/There, I call it.
 
2006-11-09 10:10:08 AM
Notice how this happened after republicans lost control? The world no longer fears America.
 
2006-11-09 10:13:01 AM
That should read 'ever heard of vaccinated bait'. I heard the first thing that goes after getting the rabies is the ability to spell.

/No more playing with those bitey little squirrels
 
2006-11-09 10:14:28 AM
Englebert Slaptyback: I will never hear that Judas Priest song the same way again.

Well, I always like to expand people's horizons. Failing that, I don't mind just warping them. ;)
 
2006-11-09 10:16:30 AM
IXI Jim IXI

By the way I will both be extending my TF subscripition and losing my job. Thanks!

/jk, thanks
 
2006-11-09 10:16:58 AM
pinch_harmonics Yeah I know, They are going to start teaching it in the schools here in Arizona eventually.
My question is: So What?
Little bastards should learn something anyways.
 
2006-11-09 10:20:20 AM
I'm pretty sure the Chinese aren't the dog-eaters. Some. It's the Koreans and Viet Namese...
 
2006-11-09 10:20:38 AM
Uh... rabies shots?
 
2006-11-09 10:22:38 AM
I ate dog once, it was greasy and kind of gross. They eat it mostly in the winter as they think it warms your body or something like that.

Chinese are kind of mean to animals, saddest thing I've ever seen was a pet market.
 
2006-11-09 10:23:09 AM
Nice headline.
 
2006-11-09 10:26:54 AM
O whackin' day, O whackin' day
 
2006-11-09 10:28:19 AM
Mandarin may not be so useful, really - the Chinese are just as busy learning engrish, because let's face it, it's easier to learn how to speak English than Chinese. You can butcher the English language all kinds of ways, and people still understand you (witness Borat). However, if you butcher Chinese, you might accidentally propose an intimate night with a dirty yak and some green peas on the side of the next passing bicycle.

Anyway, Asians have thicker skins than the other 'minorities' due to the fact that Asians (Orientals? When did that become verboten?) are probably more racist than any other ethnic group. If you want to hear real racism (not the wussy kind practiced in the US), ask a Thai guy what he thinks about Koreans...or ask Koreans about Japanese...or ask about Malays.
 
2006-11-09 10:30:48 AM
whitetrashcompactor: By the way I will both be extending my TF subscripition and losing my job. Thanks!

/jk, thanks



LMFAO! I TOLD ya ;)

Glad you like it, though. Just be sure to put me far down on your list of "people who ruined my life". You know...so that when you go on your shooting spree, I have time to move :D
 
2006-11-09 10:30:48 AM
garkola
Beautiful Post.. Just Beautiful
 
2006-11-09 10:36:09 AM
Something's wrong in Fark -- no "Do Not Want" dogs yet. Could it be, that this fad is dying?
 
2006-11-09 10:40:34 AM
PorkChopSndwich5: Something's wrong in Fark -- no "Do Not Want" dogs yet. Could it be, that this fad is dying?

I hope not, I like that one. There are many that should die, but don't.
 
2006-11-09 10:42:58 AM
Calamitus:
I hope not, I like that one.

This is for you, then:

i73.photobucket.com
 
2006-11-09 10:44:44 AM
IXI Jim IXI

Well, I always like to expand people's horizons. Failing that, I don't mind just warping them. ;)

"You don't know
what it's like:
you don't scoop the poop.
If you did you'd find yourself
Makin' a doggie soup"

[chorus]
 
2006-11-09 10:45:31 AM
IXI Jim IXI FTW!!

users.mtrx.net
 
2006-11-09 10:46:35 AM
PorkChopSndwich5: Something's wrong in Fark -- no "Do Not Want" dogs yet. Could it be, that this fad is dying?

Here you are, go nuts:

i79.photobucket.com

/the broccoli is a side dish
//probably nothing more appropriate than that
 
2006-11-09 10:49:55 AM
One love, one dog.

/the chinaman is not the issue, here!
 
2006-11-09 10:50:33 AM
img9.imagepile.net

You can't have just one.
 
2006-11-09 10:52:46 AM
garkola


Mandarin may not be so useful, really - the Chinese are just as busy learning engrish, because let's face it, it's easier to learn how to speak English than Chinese. You can butcher the English language all kinds of ways, and people still understand you (witness Borat). However, if you butcher Chinese, you might accidentally propose an intimate night with a dirty yak and some green peas on the side of the next passing bicycle.


Not to mention the number of regional dialects in China means that Mandarin isn't widely understood beyond government officials in many parts of China (particularly the south).
 
2006-11-09 11:01:07 AM
My terrier's too small to eat and my german shepherd will eat you first. I hate that the Chinese and Japanese revere the male children and have killed the female for many years. Makes me so sad. You are totally correct about the Asians being racist. Married a half Japanese guy (divorced now) and his mom, just wow. Our son was the first of the great grandsons. There are about 15-20 grandkids and we were the first to have a boy. You should have seen the shiat that they sent us for this kid. You'd have thought I had birthed the Messiah!
 
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