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(Guardian)   While the U.S. was busy voting, Israel was busy killing Palestinian children in their sleep   (guardian.co.uk ) divider line
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2006-11-08 09:23:37 PM  
IXI Jim IXI: but do they ALL look like Sarah Silverman? :D

Yes, and they all fark like horny minxes. You can bang Sarah Silverman *and* her twin sister(s) to your heart's content.
 
2006-11-08 09:24:53 PM  
I want off this farking planet. Give heavily to NASA and X Project this holidaze season please. The theoretical "ownership" of moon property in reality now doesn't look so bad if I have the chance to view it and set foot on it first. Mars? Could be fun. I could open a restaurant with a real time cam of the rovers there. Saturn you say? I could replace "We'll always have Paris" with "the rings".

And if you think the Fark comments pages blew up today..........

please keep your kids off the internet until they leave home.
 
2006-11-08 09:27:31 PM  
I'd say the jew peep were practicing smart planning, taking care of the 'problems' before they happen!
 
2006-11-08 09:34:20 PM  
Sloth_DC: Yes, and they all fark like horny minxes. You can bang Sarah Silverman *and* her twin sister(s) to your heart's content.

Well...in that case, I wonder if we can get a group rate to Israel?
 
2006-11-08 09:37:27 PM  
media.bonnint.net

For teh ghey farkers. and Sloth_DC can suck it.

/specifically mine.
 
2006-11-08 09:39:26 PM  
I notice they didn't say what the target was. Probably Hamas terrorists setting up rocket launchers for strikes on Israel. The civilian casualties are of course awful, and I'm sure whoever was responsible for the mistake is in deep doo-doo right now, but you can't say that Israel is an evil regime for missing and hitting civilians, when the enemy is busy using the civilians for cover - under the covert support of Palestine.

If Palestine doesn't want to get hit, it should be getting rid of Hamas. Israel would be perfectly happy to be rich and well-educated in peace, if everyone around it wasn't busy trying to kill Israelis at random moments.
 
2006-11-08 10:03:13 PM  
Israel hasn't killed any women and children in weeks, well except for those kids their snipers shot and killed a couple of days ago.

They hunger. Israel deserves no sympathy, or aid. Let them dig their own grave and lie in it.

And for the Rest of the World: don't lump all U.S. citizens with the supporters of this terrorist regiem. We don't have a voice nor a say in it.
 
2006-11-08 10:12:47 PM  
I wonder if Tatsuma has a business card that says "Resident Jew on Fark"
 
2006-11-08 10:17:01 PM  
Clonod: I wonder if Tatsuma has a business card that says "Resident Jew on Fark"

Damn dude, he didn't even post once in this thread.
 
2006-11-08 10:27:29 PM  
Everyone in the Palestinian territories is a legitimate target until the terrorists start wearing military uniforms to distinguish them from non-combatants. And that practice of using kids as suicide bombers and human shields should probably stop too or else they are simply collateral damage.
 
2006-11-08 10:42:43 PM  
Raindogday

Capt_Evil: The situation is an oroborous of atrocities.


Oroborous? Rodents of unusual size?


dude, I lol'd
 
2006-11-08 10:48:17 PM  
An eye for an eye

According to Jewish law, this does not mean that when someone takes your eye you should then take theirs. What it means is that when someone takes your eye, that person owes you the monetary value of an eye.

What if he blinds 3 people? Are you entitled to take both eyes and a testicle?
No, each person that he blinded should receive compensation for their loss. It's the same as American contract or tort law.

Additionally, America has killed between 46,000 and 51,000 civilians in Iraq. Isreal kills "dozens" of civilians in the last year and they are called monsters? Does this make any sense? Unlike Palestine, Isreal makes it a point not to target civilians which is why the Palestinians use the tactic of hiding behind children. They wouldn't do it if it weren't successful.

This was an accident, as even this heavily biased article states.
 
2006-11-08 10:54:01 PM  
Sad, but war is war unfortunately.
 
2006-11-08 11:18:44 PM  
CodeBlue

because the Israelis as a people are a bunch of low-level criminals who can only win fights against women and children? I thought so too.

/when can we vote Israel and its mentally retarded/criminal supporters out of existence?


And Hamas is what again?

Viva Rachel Corrie ! aka St. Pancake
 
2006-11-09 12:02:58 AM  
Persepolis

Damn dude, he didn't even post once in this thread.

I know, its really wierd.....

I only came into this discussion in the hope of abusing him a bit, but no, no fun for me.... :(

Tatsuma, where are you? Dont you know that Israel is being nastily accused of killing children again? Surely you need to explain to us anti-semites why Israel was doing the right and rational thing and how it was the childrens own fault for being palestinian!
 
2006-11-09 12:26:53 AM  
Wow. We're talking about a group of people with a documented history of hiding behind the innocent, the harmless, the young, and specifically targeting the innocent, the harmless, and the young. But some of you just refuse to listen to something that doesn't fit with your well-researched (i.e. conspiracy theory websites, neo-nazi websites) world view.

Also, to put it into simple terms, why would a country that is already faced with such extreme opposition in this world, randomly attack civilians? Maybe the young liberals in the crowd really love the idea of a country out there that resembles an organization like Cobra or, fark, the Decepticons or something. That way they can pretend they're a character crusading for freedom or something. And not just some insecure, underdeveloped loser.
 
2006-11-09 12:33:25 AM  
ain't war hell?
 
2006-11-09 01:11:12 AM  
Are all you guys so ignorant or spineless that you have to call on Tatsuma to argue for you? Go out, read some things, learn how to debate, get some logic, figure out how to formulate arguments quickly, and for once, depend on yourself to speak for yourself! Your hero can't always be there for you.
 
2006-11-09 01:38:18 AM  
joepac1: Are all you guys so ignorant or spineless that you have to call on Tatsuma to argue for you? Go out, read some things, learn how to debate, get some logic, figure out how to formulate arguments quickly, and for once, depend on yourself to speak for yourself! Your hero can't always be there for you.

To do what?

Argue on the internet?

Do you REALLY pat yourself on the back for that every night?
 
2006-11-09 01:42:02 AM  
JOE SACCO for the win.
 
2006-11-09 02:11:40 AM  
totalsecurity: And for the Rest of the World: don't lump all U.S. citizens with the supporters of this terrorist regiem. We don't have a voice nor a say in it.

Lump some of us in. I say go right ahead and kill the stupid farkers all you want, Israel.

I hope my tax dollars help!
 
2006-11-09 02:17:55 AM  
Why is it automatically assumed that I, first of all, am a good debator? Second of all, why is it assumed that I am self-congratulatory?

The way it sounds, you are one for arguing on the internet, as you deliberately attempt to offend me. And to answer your first question... Yes, to argue on the internet. No matter how much people say that arguing on the internet is worthless, and not a true cross-section of how a person or people speak in real life, people still do it. When you do it, you may as well be articulate and prepare for it, rather than come off as a simpleton.
 
2006-11-09 03:54:02 AM  
joepac1
Why is it automatically assumed that I, first of all, am a good debator?

Not just good, but a master.
Pretty much goes for everyone on fark.
 
2006-11-09 04:16:46 AM  
I really don't appreciate finding regurgitations of this crackhead whining in my not-news since its posting is souly political in nature.

Submitter, where were your posts when palestinians were raiding random settlers houses and killing the entire families off in the middle of the night? Where were your posts when bombs went off in busses kids rode to school?
Where were your posts when palestinians started using baby carriages WITH CHILDREN as bombs?

Submitter is a worthless political attention whore and so is the moderator that allowed this to be greenlit.
 
2006-11-09 04:34:20 AM  
Wake up
www.goofigure.com/UserGoofigureDetail.asp?gooID=6333
 
2006-11-09 05:25:35 AM  
Sloth_DC - everyone else's. Hence your pollution, infant mortality and murder rates. Especially the magical space unicorns.
 
2006-11-09 05:28:43 AM  
Yes,and that thieving and lying Terrorist State of Israel is doing it with Your Social Security Money,aided by our Zionist infested Government,which includes the Bush Advisors (Wolfowitz)and others to make War on Enemies,they created!
 
2006-11-09 05:59:47 AM  
WTF should we care. The palestinian government (Hamas) has declared war on the US. If those farkers would quit lobbing rockets, and explosive strapped children into Israel, it wouldn't happen.
 
2006-11-09 07:21:09 AM  
A lot of you Farkers are completly Israel minded. No matter what the IDF does it will only get labelled "regrettable" and "unfortunate" when really I don't think many of you care.

Disgruntled Postal Worker

WTF should we care. The palestinian government (Hamas) has declared war on the US. If those farkers would quit lobbing rockets, and explosive strapped children into Israel, it wouldn't happen.


Yeah well if you don't care about dirt poor kids getting killed at all I suppose theres not much I can say.

While the U.S. was busy voting, Israel was busy killing Palestinian children in their sleep

You can call the Submitter a terrorist all you want but it's an indisputable fact for farks sake.

3boys
Subby is total assjack


Yeah what an assjack(?). Pointing out the truth and ruining the goodguys v badguys dynamic. How can you kill the baddies if some of them aren't bad?
If you want to slaughter the Palestinian people like animals come out and say it Fark, stop pretending to care about the children or the mosque or hospital that gets levelled. It wouldn't piss me off half as much if some of you were honest.
 
2006-11-09 08:24:02 AM  
Hey, sorry guys, I happen to have a job and papers to complete...

I'll try not to miss the next one, some pretty dumb lies were once again said and I should have been there to correct them

Man, I really need to start farking professionaly. I can't believe the Zionist Conspiracy doesn't have a budget for that.
 
2006-11-09 08:24:24 AM  
Build a wall surrounding Palestine and Israel and let them kill each other off. That'll give us brownie points with surrounding countries and get rid of one headache in the process.
 
2006-11-09 08:38:02 AM  
This should be the test to see if the Demos have the guts to do what is right. Cut funding to Israel and find real solutions to the debt.
 
2006-11-09 08:41:18 AM  
Thisbymaster: This should be the test to see if the Demos have the guts to do what is right. Cut funding to Israel and find real solutions to the debt.

Sorry to tell you, but the Democrats brought more Jews than ever in the government, from 11 to 13 in Congress, and now up to 30 representatives.

And the Dems politicians are all zionists.

So, no, not gonna happen
 
2006-11-09 08:45:05 AM  
"The situation is an oroborous of atrocities. Looking at any one incident in isolation is intellectually dishonest and disgustingly myopic."

looked up oroborous in the dictionary and couldn't find it, can someone define it for me?
 
2006-11-09 09:34:37 AM  
http://encyclopedia.tfd.com/Oroborous
 
2006-11-09 09:34:45 AM  
Summoning Tatsuma:

i132.photobucket.com
 
2006-11-09 09:38:22 AM  
Tat I can't believe the Zionist Conspiracy doesn't have a budget for that.

You're not seriously asking that a bunch of Jews start paying you for what you have historically done for free?

/who says it's not budgetted?
//the schmucks are pocketing it!
 
2006-11-09 09:50:38 AM  
chiaroscuro: Summoning Tatsuma:

My facial hair is way better than that
 
2006-11-09 11:18:21 AM  
Jamrock: But you know, the Palestinians actually owned that land up until right before the creation of the State of Israel thing, while the Jews hadn't had a significant presence their for hundreds of years.. at least a thousand. They hadn't really "owned" it for over two thousand years. That's a LONG time.

Since, all the Palestinians who stayed in Israel still own their, land your point is moot. There are a lot of Israeli citizens who are Palestinian. The ones who lost their land are the ones who left.

-- Richard Zeien
 
2006-11-09 11:24:34 AM  
uidzero: We -really- need to shut down the white US military satellite known as Israel. Seriously, can it be more blantant that they are our white military anchor we maintain so that we can attack the brown people with the oil when we need to? Pathetic.

Yeah, not like people many of those people's ancestors have been living in the middle east for thousands of years. Or were kicked out of the their countries (Syria, Iran, Iraq, etc) when Israel was created. Nope they are there so we can buy oil. Everyone know that ALL people with white skin come from Europe or North America. That there are no white people who are native to Iran or Afghanistan or any other place. I mean, you'd think that white skinned people originally CAME from the middle east of something.

-- Richard Zeien
 
2006-11-09 11:33:27 AM  
www.ussliberty.org

nuff said
 
2006-11-09 03:20:53 PM  
filth

It's the Guardian. They also trumpeted the Jenin "massacre" and the "shelling" of the family at the beach (the one that turned out to be a Hamas bomb). Give it a few days.

That "bomb" was actually an unexploded Israeli shell that had landed on the beach just minutes before it exploded. Pretty stupid to approach an unexploded shell, but it was NOT a Hamas bomb? You should stop watching FOX News.
 
2006-11-09 05:01:29 PM  
cankersnore: To all who complain this article is from the Guardian UK (and therefore "biased"):

(1) The Guardian UK is a fairly reliable and biased source. (Got any examples that show otherwise? Post 'em.) That said...

Nice slip up. The Guardian is very reliably biased against Israel, which you would know if you looked at the example I already posted.

filth: "They also trumpeted the Jenin "massacre" and the "shelling" of the family at the beach (the one that turned out to be a Hamas bomb)."

Where did you read that this turned out to be a Hamas bomb? Please provide a source, I am genuinely curious. The last thing I read on the matter contradicts your statement.


Human Rights Watch? Come on. HRW's "evidence" includes hand-written notes from Palestinian hospitals that appeared after the investigation started. How does HRW explain Hamas removing other objects from the beach after the explosion?
 
2006-11-09 11:18:10 PM  
The difference between Israel and "the terrorists" is similar to the difference between Christians and people who believe in unicorns.

Which is to say, no difference.
 
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