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(LBC 97.3)   Now this woman will never, ever get Anderson Cooper off of her leg   ( divider line
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27749 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Nov 2006 at 3:01 PM (10 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2006-11-07 02:47:14 PM  
Anyone else remember when Cooper took over for Aaron Brown on Newsnight, and the Fark headline was "Anderson Cooper to fill Brown slot"? Ah, good times.
2006-11-07 03:04:10 PM  
Will someone please give that man a first name?
2006-11-07 03:04:30 PM  
yeah that was gold jerry, gold!
2006-11-07 03:04:36 PM  
So does she have teh ghey?
2006-11-07 03:05:18 PM  
because this woman is really a man?

//didnt RTFA
2006-11-07 03:07:02 PM  
Very idiot.
2006-11-07 03:07:40 PM  
Are you sure it's not just her colostomy bag?
2006-11-07 03:07:40 PM  
That's the closest Anderson Cooper's face has ever been to a woman's...
Oh, never mind.
2006-11-07 03:08:43 PM  
Why doesn't the woman get DUMBASS tattoed on her forhead next.
2006-11-07 03:08:56 PM  
Forget the legs, who's she got on her ta-tas?

/for that matter, who's her tramp stamp?
2006-11-07 03:09:15 PM  
Great headline.
2006-11-07 03:09:36 PM  
Wow. Regis, Kelly and Anderson Cooper. This woman has issues and too much TV time.
2006-11-07 03:09:48 PM  
Are you bored, sweetie?
2006-11-07 03:09:49 PM  
What, didn't she have any other thought to tatoo on her leg? Didn't she have something better to do that day? Regis and Kelly?! Blech! People either amuse me or irritate the hell outta me!
2006-11-07 03:10:44 PM  
Regis and Ripa on one calf, Anderson Cooper on the other... Does this mean she has or is getting Bill O'Reilly on her taint?
2006-11-07 03:10:59 PM  
HumbleGod: Anyone else remember when Cooper took over for Aaron Brown on Newsnight, and the Fark headline was "Anderson Cooper to fill Brown slot"? Ah, good times.

That's awesome.
2006-11-07 03:11:18 PM  
Could be worse. Could be O'Really.
2006-11-07 03:11:45 PM  
"Starland Vocal Band?!? They suck!"
2006-11-07 03:11:57 PM  

I remember when Fox first got the NFL. The "talent" was Howie Long, James Brown and Jimmy Johnson. The main annoucer came on after a commercial and said " Long, Brown, Johnson on next". Needless to say I remained tuned in just to see what they were going to show. Sorry. Thread jack over.
2006-11-07 03:12:57 PM  
Anderson "Silver-Spoon Bisexual" Cooper represents all that is wrong with contemporary journalism.

Did anyone catch his little fluff piece on the 300 millionth person in America? He interviewed some pointy-headed professor guy who said any and all objections to this overpopulation comes from ignorant racist morons from flyover country and that 300 million + humans in the U.S.A. is great news in every way. No talk about pollution or land use or water supplies...nothing. He spent about 90 seconds on it, dismissed any concerns out of hand and then spent five minutes chit-chatting with the whore at Headline News about some sports trivia.

Yep. There's your Anderson Cooper. Piece of shiat.
2006-11-07 03:13:07 PM  
The story is worthless without a pic!
2006-11-07 03:15:00 PM  
I hope there's a moment in the afterlife when we'll get to ridicule people with the dumbest tatoos ever, before all of our skin is seared off.
2006-11-07 03:15:17 PM  
i'd hit it
2006-11-07 03:15:40 PM  
That was the lamest thing I ever heard of until I actually RTFA:

Having Cooper on her left calf might balance the tattoo that's on her right leg. It's of Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa.

Firing squad. Now.
/no blanks
2006-11-07 03:18:20 PM  
but what about my boss Ric Romero tat?
2006-11-07 03:20:38 PM  
Klassy with a capital K.
2006-11-07 03:20:49 PM  

/I'm sorry. Really. It won't happen again.
2006-11-07 03:20:58 PM  
The producer cousin at Turner confirms he's gay; a nice letter is all that lady's getting.
2006-11-07 03:21:19 PM  
ThatFoolMatt I would hit it as well, and often, and lovingly, but I'm not so sure he'd want to hit me...

Perhas this woman is trying to reach the highbrow/lowbrow equillibrium? I realize it's not really highbrow, but come on!

/Dianne Arbus photographed him as a child
//his mother is Gloria Vanderbilt
///would still hit it even if the above weren't true, but it helps
2006-11-07 03:21:35 PM  
canyoneer: Anderson "Silver-Spoon Bisexual" Cooper represents all that is wrong with contemporary journalism.

That would actually be Nancy Grace. Bleh.
2006-11-07 03:23:04 PM  
"celebrity" worship run amok

//needs brain scan, not tatoo
2006-11-07 03:23:37 PM  
Just RTFA. That's the stupidest tattoo imaginable. Honestly.
2006-11-07 03:24:17 PM  
I feel a distinct sense of rage whenever I see him.

I was at a restaurant one night and his show was him giving commentary while video footage of him reporting on Hurricane Katrina played.
2006-11-07 03:26:38 PM  
Did anyone notice a few weeks ago that Cooper did a story about Darfur? He has ignored the situation this entire time and decides to do a story the day after Bush says the UN should help. I hate him.
2006-11-07 03:27:31 PM  
2006-11-07 03:27:33 PM  
i just died a little inside
2006-11-07 03:27:40 PM  
That's a whole lotta stupid right there.
2006-11-07 03:28:20 PM  
From TFA:

Paulin says Cooper is "obviously nice to look at, he's serious when he does the news and you can tell it's emotionally hitting him. He's not just telling you the story, he's feeling the story."

No. That's not what you want from your talking head. I just want a real journalist. Is that too much to ask?
2006-11-07 03:29:30 PM

I'm pretty sure that Reggie is a white guy in black guy makeup.
2006-11-07 03:29:48 PM  
Time to kill yer tv.
2006-11-07 03:30:52 PM  
Also, "AC"s reporting makes me want to puke. He cries like a baby, he's whiny, he breathes like a fat asthmatic, his breath catches while he's talking, he wears the same fugly blue shirt EVERY time he's out in the field.

I want my Aaron Brown back, wah!
2006-11-07 03:31:46 PM  
I wonder what the tattoo itself looks like...
2006-11-07 03:33:01 PM  
Wow, an Anderson Cooper tatoo. Strike that one off the list of "Things That People Will Never Tatoo On Their Bodies." Pretty soon the only remaining thing on the list will be Honda Motorcycles. (Ever actually SEEN anyone with a Honda tatoo?)
2006-11-07 03:34:52 PM
2006-11-07 03:35:50 PM  
Face it, Sweetie. The only way you'll get action from the `Coop' is to tat the buttocks and not shave you legs for six months.
2006-11-07 03:41:09 PM  
why am I not surprised that she is from St. Catherines...
2006-11-07 03:43:46 PM  
I've read a couple of chapters out of his book and, having done that, i feel compelled to defend him up to a point.

The general feeling I got from my reading was that he is a sincere journalist with a respect for reporting the news that few out there seem to have.
2006-11-07 03:46:58 PM  
That story is funny as hell.. that tattoo is probably the closest Anderson Cooper has been to a womans cooch in ages... you all know he is a flamer right?
2006-11-07 03:48:30 PM  
How many cats does this woman have?
And how much does she weigh?
2006-11-07 03:50:34 PM  
You know you're living in The Stupid Days when Aaron Brown was the closest thing to decent broadcast journalism, and he gets pulled in favor of this obnoxious little twerp. If his Mommy wasn't Gloria Vanderbilt, he'd be waiting tables in the West Village.
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