FARK.com: (2399779) Apparently, not everybody has learned their physics lesson on what can happen to a man when he tries to scale a spiked fence. Specifically, that fulcrum = scrotum part

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(Daily Record)		Apparently, not everybody has learned their physics lesson on what can happen to a man when he tries to scale a spiked fence. Specifically, that fulcrum = scrotum part (dailyrecord.co.uk)		76
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flashfry		2006-11-07 01:09:52 PM

*yawn* smack smack smack

oldfarthenry		2006-11-07 01:09:58 PM

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK!!!!!!
/wishes he DRTFA

lhclubs		2006-11-07 01:10:03 PM

Fulcrum? It damn near killed him!

SSPinkerton		2006-11-07 01:10:09 PM

submitter, your headline made my testicles scream in horror. mission accomplished, i'd say.

Der Poopflinger		2006-11-07 01:10:18 PM

they sound the same, I can see the confusion

gilatrout		2006-11-07 01:10:41 PM

You could put an eye out with one of those things.

dahmers love zombie		2006-11-07 01:10:41 PM

This thread is, of course, just FINE without pics.
Thanks.

toonz		2006-11-07 01:10:45 PM

Hey, you brought him, you fulcrum.

lesliessexxy		2006-11-07 01:10:54 PM

I don't even have one of those, and I'm hurting in my happy place.

boonfarker		2006-11-07 01:10:55 PM

Sounds like the guy's gonna need a little sack time

fernandez		2006-11-07 01:11:01 PM

Gah

My friend did that on a picket fence

well sorta, he got stuck between the pickets

Mike_Bolton		2006-11-07 01:11:22 PM

Taint good

runchkin		2006-11-07 01:11:29 PM

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Dread Pirate Slasher		2006-11-07 01:12:43 PM

I had surgery on my scrote a few months ago. I can't imagine what it feels like getting it ripped open. Take it from me, though, he's not going to be running any foot races anytime soon.

boonfarker		2006-11-07 01:13:26 PM

birdistasty

That guy should have quit while he was ahead.

Mike_Bolton		2006-11-07 01:13:31 PM

birdistasty

NSFW image of man decapitated on a fence post.

you farking jackass

Grither		2006-11-07 01:14:03 PM

Mike_Bolton: "Taint good"

Hahah! Nice.

rodeofrog		2006-11-07 01:14:13 PM

I barely know her.

Digitalstrange		2006-11-07 01:14:31 PM

Thanks for the warning

i.a.cnn.net

lhclubs		2006-11-07 01:14:45 PM

A close family member said Joseph, of Livingston, West Lothian, was lucky to be alive.

Like hell!

puckrock2000		2006-11-07 01:15:11 PM

What, no "Police believe alcohol was involved" line in the article?

Contrabulous Flabtraption		2006-11-07 01:15:13 PM

birdistasty: Ah, that's nothing compared to this (pops)

/*heebiejeebie

That's not the way to get ahead in life

nrdgrl		2006-11-07 01:17:55 PM

this thread is useless without pics.

/ok, maybe not
//nah, I still want pics
///sick little farkette

SSPinkerton		2006-11-07 01:18:11 PM

birdistasty

Not the time to lose one's head...

That's not the way to get ahead in life...

It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong...

i.mpure		2006-11-07 01:18:33 PM

"He is still unable to talk about how it happened."

Hmm...moron gets groin impaled on fence? The embarassment alone should be enough to keep him quiet.

I prefer not to know why, his lameass excuses wouldn't be that great, something about trippping and slipping.

I prefer to sit here and laugh at him.
tee hee heee
*laughs and points

Communist Toaster		2006-11-07 01:18:47 PM

Ow..

Coloman		2006-11-07 01:19:41 PM

Points to the Submitter for using Fulcrum. I haven't heard that word since high school!

grytpype-thynne		2006-11-07 01:20:16 PM

"What did I just say?"

"I think I tore my sack?"

www.popcultmag.com

boonfarker		2006-11-07 01:20:24 PM

i.mpure

"He is still unable to talk about how it happened"

I believe the same thing was said of the man in birdistasty's post.

Clandestine Plans		2006-11-07 01:21:45 PM

birdistasty
Not the time to lose one's head.

orclover		2006-11-07 01:22:07 PM

First let me say OH GoD OH GOD OH DEAR GOD NO!

Ahem, ok.

Police said Joseph was still not well enough to give them any information on how he became trapped on the fence.

Translated: 'hes still curled up into a ball drooling while continously murmurring "Khillll Meehh" softly over and over. And frankly we cant even look at him without grabbing our crotches and whincing in empathy.'

/somebody put this poor bastard down, its the only humane thing to do!

xopher.tm		2006-11-07 01:25:14 PM

SSPinkerton submitter, your headline made my testicles scream in horror. mission accomplished, i'd say.

Are you kidding? Mine have retreated and are hiding somewhere under my ribcage.

/"gaping wound"
// *shudder*

apiarist		2006-11-07 01:25:24 PM

lesliessexy

I don't even have one of those, and I'm hurting in my happy place.

That is an awful thing to read before clicking on your profile

Donald_McRonald		2006-11-07 01:26:37 PM

I'm not reading that article.
I'm not reading that article.
I'm not reading that article.
I'm not reading that article.
I'm not reading that article.
I'm not reading that article.

Clever Neologism		2006-11-07 01:28:37 PM

KillMoreTrout gilatrout

I sense two arch-nemeses here.

Clever Neologism		2006-11-07 01:30:15 PM

Sounds like a rip-roaring good time!

Ziggy1138		2006-11-07 01:32:53 PM

Happened to a coworker of mine. He and the boss had to cross a few barbed wire fences, one hooked him. Apparantly he went into the bushes for a moment, came back out and said "Uh, I can see my testicle". Hospitilarity insued.
/Have to share the story every time I'm crossing barbed wire with guys on the crew.

OglinTatas		2006-11-07 01:34:25 PM

They make fences for a reason.
They make spikes on fences for the people who don't know what the reason the fence is there for.
For the people who don't know what the spikes are for, well, when you impale your scrotum, that's Darwin talking.
I have no sympathy pains for the stupid.

danno_to_infinity		2006-11-07 01:36:12 PM

bet he's going to hate his new nickname

'Spike'

/one ticket
//window seat
///smoking, ooo, slashies

EyeHaveRisen		2006-11-07 01:38:53 PM

That's sack-religious.
I bet he prayed for Jesus..

SSPinkerton		2006-11-07 01:39:50 PM

danno_to_infinity: bet he's going to hate his new nickname

'Spike'

www.geocities.com

birdistasty		2006-11-07 01:43:47 PM

Mike_Bolton: you farking jackass

Like all this talk about testicles and whatnot *is* safe for work?

/good point though
//I always forget to tack the NSFW onto most of my horrible images
///apologies

Howie_Feltersnatch		2006-11-07 01:44:33 PM

Gahhhh! I've got painful phantom vibrations in my ballsack, and I don't have a cellphone in my pants.

Howie_Feltersnatch		2006-11-07 01:46:16 PM

Ziggy1138: "Uh, I can see my testicle"

He didn't scream in agony first? Was he really drunk when he tore his scrote?

proleboy		2006-11-07 01:48:32 PM

Wanted for questioning.

Ziggy1138		2006-11-07 01:48:57 PM

Howie_Feltersnatch: He didn't scream in agony first? Was he really drunk when he tore his scrote?

The whole thing was shockingly quiet and sedate,and no booze involved...well, not 'till later.
/I loves me a job where I climb barbed wire fences
//well, actually, I go under 'em nowadays
///no jewels here, but I still learned a lesson that day

Howie_Feltersnatch		2006-11-07 01:51:06 PM

apiarist: lesliessexy

I don't even have one of those, and I'm hurting in my happy place.

That is an awful thing to read before clicking on your profile

ROFL. I wasn't expecting that new pic in her profile.

Zorya		2006-11-07 01:57:44 PM

...Another victim of Newton's 2nd.

...Or P=F/Area.

/Can't decide which

lesliessexxy		2006-11-07 01:59:00 PM

HAHAHAH!

I had completely forgotten I changed the picture.

I'm so awesome.

Jetcar		2006-11-07 02:05:06 PM

"The passing officer was alerted by his cries as he walked along the road and found him stuck on the fence, which was 4ft high."

Did no one else notice this?! 4 FEET high. Is the guy a midget or something? How did he get stuck on this fence? You bundle up your jacket, stick it to the top of one of the spikes and hurdle over the fence with your hand on the balled up jacket as support.

/oh, yeah...OUCH.

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