Did she win?

yeah Cheney should really try to more discrete

i forgot a verb somewhere

Shoot, shovel, shut up. Is that so hard?

I shot a guy in Reno.....

/wait, no I didn't. Really. Never been to Reno. I'm confused. What's the question?

So much more refreshing than the usual news story, where the family of the victim is seen sobbing and upset. That's so cliche. I'd rather see people weeping for dear "Little Jerry," the alleged dumbass in question.

It's possible he's not actually the murderer, you know. Stranger things have happened, and cops (due largely to limited time and resources) have this tendency to fixate on one possible killer and ignore all the other candidates.

Or maybe he's a murderer and an idiot.

"Hmmmmm, I need to impress this chick and say something cool so I can get in her pants. I know! I'll tell everyone about the time I shot Old Man Hawkes. That's gonna make her want to play with 'Little Jerry'. I'm gonna get laid!"

Well, now shooting a man in the head is only the second dumbest thing this guy has ever done.

labomba i forgot a verb somewhere

"try" is a verb

goddamn meth heads... She only told on her BF when she was busted for her own breaking and entering....

The strange thing is, the moment he said "killed a guy by shooting him in the head," his answer was already obsolete.

enave, sometimes a phrase needs more than one verb

hrm... GO kill somebody BLUE

Does that about sum it up?

FTFA: "I know Jerry didn't have it in his heart to do something like that," Rose's older sister, Katena Rose, said through tears. "He's done some things, but never murder."

Funny thing is, he didn't even win the game. Someone else at the party admitted he banged his receptionist, and his wife was at the party.

Sympathizes

Awesome, now I know murder is what I need as a story, in case I ever have a "What's the stupidest" game against George Michael!

Control_this
Funny thing is, he didn't even win the game. Someone else at the party admitted he banged his receptionist, and his wife was at the party.

Sounds like it was a "name the stupidest thing you can say right now" game, rather than "name the stupidest thing you have ever done".

"I know Jerry didn't have it in his heart to do something like that," Rose's older sister, Katena Rose, said through tears. "He's done some things, but never murder."

I totally trust her judgement on this.

Control_this: Funny thing is, he didn't even win the game. Someone else at the party admitted he banged his receptionist, and his wife was at the party.

The guy was left to wonder "damn, what do I have to say to impress those people"...

Did Vincent remember to mention how he decided to drop by Jimmie's house unannounced to clean up the mess?

/Well... really, he just followed Winston Wolfe's orders.

And who doesn't leave large amounts of cash on their kitchen table? Coke or Meth deal gone wrong......

FlashHarry

Couldn't you find a more recent picture of those guys? and -1 point for referring to something as 'obscure' when even I know what it is.

And who doesn't leave large amounts of cash on their kitchen table?

I was sort of wondering about that detail myself. Even though I always leave all my cash right on the table, in front of the picture window.

About $15, last time I looked.

enave: labomba i forgot a verb somewhere

"try" is a verb

But it's not the one he forgot...

cryinoutloud: and -1 point for referring to something as 'obscure' when even I know what it is.

Well I for one have no idea.
/PLZ UPGRADE UR ACCOUNT!

At least this guy didn't mention the time he accidently offended every US troop and then refused to apologize about it.

/I'm actually a democrat and don't think it's a big deal
//But come on, you gotta apologize for something like that!

"I know Jerry didn't have it in his heart to do something like that," Rose's older sister, Katena Rose, said through tears. "He's done some things, but never murder."


Ilmarinen - I totally trust her judgement on this.


My thoughts exactly.

"He's done some things, but never murder... I mean he's done some real bad things. We're talking some seriously jacked up shiat. Really, in a way I guess it's kinda surprising he hasn't killed anyone. I rememember this one time.... Damn! I didn't know if that guy's face would ever go back to normal.

But, Little Jerry just doesn't have it in his heart to do something like this..."

If you ever kill a man, never tell anyone about it.

coolmanjack - At least this guy didn't mention the time he accidently offended every US troop and then refused to apologize about it.

/I'm actually a democrat and don't think it's a big deal
//But come on, you gotta apologize for something like that!

Well, I know that I for one totally believe that you're a Democrat. And I'm glad you let us know, or I might have thought you were a GOP shill engaging in partisan hackery.

Thankfully, no one ever pretends to belong to a different party than they actually do in order to eliminate those sorts of doubts and create the illusion that their critique is completely even-handed and not motivated by party.

Gosh, could you imagine how confusing this internets thing could get?

You're shiatting me! You know who I thought it was? Well, never mind.

Oh, it's just a movie. Well, I rarely watch those silly things.

Bill Clinton finally admitted to murdering Vince Foster?

/Had to make that one due to the one made about Cheney.

I have a friend who, the first time he got drunk at the age of 20, admitted to murdering someone and kept saying he was sorry for doing it.

He was so drunk paramedics were eventually called. So maybe he was just delusional, or maybe he really did murder someone. I wouldn't be completely surprised if he did.

"A large amount of cash was missing from the kitchen table."

Huh?

When you kill someone you need to confess to someone who doesn't know you, doesn't know the person whom you killed, and is inherently unbelievable to the police...that is why i confess to hobos. It lifts the guilt without risk of consequence. And if the hobos talk I just kill them, no one will really miss them.

REpeat process

/not really
//ok really

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch scaramouch do you do the fandango?

I'm sure it's been said, but at least he has a new answer for when he's playing this in PMITA prison...

"The stupidest thing I ever did was answering that I shot a guy in the head while playing this game."

I came in to say: now when he plays this game in prison, he'll have an even dumber thing to confess..

/great minds?
//retards on the same freequency?

so is that game they were playing like the 30-year-old dork version of truth-or-dare. I mean, shouldn't they be asking "what's the dirtiest thing you ever done?" (I mean sexually) and then acting it out with the other party members?

Makes you wonder what O.J. Simpson would say if he was playing that game...

/enquiring minds want to know