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(National Journal)   Senator Macaca is out of money for ads in the big weekend push prior to a dead heat election   (hotlineblog.nationaljournal.com) divider line 46
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2006-11-03 05:39:33 PM

B... b... but Jim Webb wrote books with bizarre sex passages!

It still doesn't hold a candle to Scooter Libby's gem:

At age ten the madam put the child in a cage with a bear trained to couple with young girls so the girls would be frigid and not fall in love with their patrons. They fed her through the bars and aroused the bear with a stick when it seemed to lose interest.
Do you need to be a pervert in order to become a politician these days? Apparently, yes.
 
2006-11-03 05:46:35 PM
Hakuna macaca, ain't no passing craze.
 
2006-11-03 05:52:02 PM
Maybe he can send his goon campaign workers out to shake some people down for spare change.
 
2006-11-03 06:18:23 PM
So that's why the dipshiat was on Sean Hannity today.
 
2006-11-03 06:25:03 PM
I wonder what color drapes Jim Webb will choose?
 
2006-11-03 07:01:27 PM
I pray to GOD that he runs out of money for robo calls. Man, am i sick of that shiat. And, i live in an area that should go 75% Allen.

/Scottsville
 
2006-11-03 07:08:00 PM
He'll still win. You know it.
 
2006-11-03 07:12:30 PM
Klan rally fundraiser tonight. Look for the flaming cross on the hill.Bring your own noose, the Senator's will remain in his law office.

">www.colossusblog.com

"It has nothing to do with lynching."
 
2006-11-03 07:20:05 PM
So if Allen screws up over the weekend, again, some more, he's pretty much helpless to stop Webb from smacking the flavor out of his mouth? This should be great fun!
 
2006-11-03 07:22:04 PM
if jim webb beats that racist farkhead i think my heart will explode out of my chest.
 
2006-11-03 07:23:17 PM
flavor out of his mouth

you wanna take this outside, Gos?
 
2006-11-03 07:30:31 PM
Not unless you happen to be the flavor in his mouth. (I suspect it's rocky road.)
 
2006-11-03 07:41:13 PM
haha i wouldnt be surprised if Allen wants this flavor in his mouth.
 
2006-11-03 07:49:28 PM
Heard an anti-Webb ad today with two dumbass soccer moms talking about how Webb had wrote a book with some passages "not fit to air on public airwaves". Oh noes, won't someone think of the children! Meanwhile, the soccer moms go back to their daytime soaps with their constant parade of adultery and reading their softcore "romance" novels.
 
2006-11-03 07:57:56 PM
the opposite of charity is justice:
Heard an anti-Webb ad today with two dumbass soccer moms talking about how Webb had wrote a book with some passages "not fit to air on public airwaves". Oh noes, won't someone think of the children! Meanwhile, the soccer moms go back to their daytime soaps with their constant parade of adultery and reading their softcore "romance" novels.

Does any of this even come as a surprise to any of us? After the last month of incessant mud-slinging, lies and jingoistic diatribes, I'm surprised political candidates aren't simply openly committing libel, in the hopes that they will win before their opponent can file a lawsuit.
 
2006-11-03 08:08:33 PM
No way the NRSC allows Allen to run out of dough.

The GOP is fighting hard in these states: MT, MO, TN, VA

In a more competitive year they'd be fighting hard in states like MI, OH, MD, NJ, NM and WA.

I think Thelma Drake (R-VA) is going to lose her seat in the VA Beach area but GOP leaders are sort of expecting that.

However, a loss by Tom Davis and/or Frank Wolf are hits below the waterline for the GOP. I would not be surprised to see one of the two seeking new employment on the 8th. electoral-vote.com is releasing news of new polls where GOP congressmen who won in 2004 by 15-20-25 points are now dead even. Remember 250+ districts haven't yet had public polls.
 
2006-11-03 08:09:54 PM
Frankly, I can't wait for the election, just to make the commercial-caused hurting to stop.

/Charlottesville
 
2006-11-03 08:12:19 PM
stpickrell

i'm pretty sure the deadline for media buys through tuesday was today, so i'm not sure how much it really matters who has how much money this weekend. except for get out the vote purposes. and if anyone wants to question VA dems GOTV, go try and find a poll that had time kaine up by his margin of victory, 5 points.
 
2006-11-03 08:20:03 PM
If Webb wins I'm gunna do a farking dance.
 
2006-11-03 08:22:55 PM
Kiribub [TotalFark]

Just another reason to stick to cable, DVDs and YouTube
 
2006-11-03 08:23:47 PM
If Webb wins I'm going to do a farking back flip.
 
2006-11-03 08:26:23 PM
Superjoe: Just another reason to stick to cable, DVDs and YouTube

Amen to that.
 
2006-11-03 08:56:05 PM
Meh, Faux News will give him hours of airtime before Tuesday.
 
2006-11-03 09:26:54 PM
Whatsleft-I'll do a dance all over your face if you don't shut the hell up! I'm sick of you and your liberal ass!

/When we seeing Borat?
 
2006-11-03 09:30:32 PM
Good. Let this racist SOB run outta money so he can stop spreading the hate. It amazes me to no ends how Virginians can so farking stupid to elect a racist official.
 
2006-11-03 09:41:56 PM
Hahahah SeppoKaitainen

Um sometime after 6.
 
2006-11-03 09:57:14 PM
Perhaps Mr. Macaca Allen can sell some of his racist mementos for extra cash. I guess he should have been more nubianrdly* with his ad monies.

*look it up
 
2006-11-03 09:58:24 PM
Damn filter got me, despite the non-racist word.

*don't look it up 'cause "nubianrdly" isn't what I wrote
 
2006-11-03 10:01:54 PM
TheFirst: Yeah, because when politicians run for office, every voter knows every last detail about the politician's life, and knows his opinions on everything.

Oh wait, no we don't.

(Are you seriously "amazed to no ends" that an elected official is capable of saying something stupid? If so, please let me know what country you're originally from, so I can move there immediately.)
 
2006-11-03 10:02:38 PM
nubianrd ly? I assume that's what you wrote.

/not a racist word
//seriously, look it up
 
2006-11-03 10:03:20 PM
fark! stupid filter
 
2006-11-03 10:10:28 PM
Yah, I think you got what I wrote, SeppoKaitainen.

/Borat was hilarious despite too many appearances of man meat
 
2006-11-03 11:26:49 PM
May the most fiscally responsible man win.
 
2006-11-03 11:27:13 PM
Sayonara, Senator Macaca...bye!
 
2006-11-03 11:34:40 PM
I just saw two of his ads no less than 30 seconds ago.

.and one right now, no joke.

Somehow I don't think this is an issue, as it seems he already has the comericals taped and the spots paid for.
 
2006-11-04 03:27:39 AM
As much as I am glad that Allen is going to get his ass handed to him, I wish that I could believe that Webb would have fought the Patriot Act were he in office.

Remember when so many people said they would vote 3rd party after the 04 elections?
 
2006-11-04 04:19:26 AM
biatch also choked on my macak and didn't swallow
 
2006-11-04 04:38:22 AM
If Webb wins, I'm doing lines of crystal meth off the back of a gay prostitute, just like this guy....

media.graytvinc.com

/NA RLY.
//Seriously, the first mental image upon hearing details about Haggard
///Hoping I'm not the only motherfarker who came up with it
////Slashies FTW!
 
2006-11-04 05:36:05 AM
He'll sell something.
 
2006-11-04 08:32:12 AM
Biff_Steel,

I feel your pain

/charlottesville
//dad lives in scottsville
 
2006-11-04 09:46:39 AM
AgeOfReason
Meh, Faux News will give him hours of airtime before Tuesday.

There aint no undecided FoxNews viewers. He can get on there all he wants and make those people think their world is peachy.
 
2006-11-04 10:59:18 AM
If this racist, bullying, fake-cowboy, fake-Southerner, Bushbot mediocrity gets his ass handed to him on Tuesday, I'm going to celebrate his defeat by getting completely plastered.

And if, God forbid, my fellow Virginians are moronic enough to return the shiathead to the Senate, then I'm going to mourn his victory by getting completely plastered.
 
2006-11-04 11:01:59 AM
Skeptos: Bushbot

Don't you love that add where he says:

"We need to... stay..the..course",

Like a robot? It's hilarous.
 
2006-11-04 11:02:34 AM
Ps. you go to the old dirty?
 
2006-11-04 03:00:15 PM
www.csa-dixie.com

"Sorry theh mistah, I do believe I have stepped in some macaca and I jest can't get the smell offa my boots..."
 
2006-11-05 07:15:48 PM
runn.smugmug.com
 
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