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(Record Online)   High school girl soccer player arrested for punching opponent in the face, knocking out three teeth and fracturing her jaw during postgame handshakes   (recordonline.com) divider line 200
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2006-11-02 08:46:25 AM  
... not exactly cricket, is it?
 
2006-11-02 08:51:18 AM  
Damn, she is hardcore!
 
2006-11-02 08:52:43 AM  
Damn!

When we played a team we didn't like - we'd just smack their hands a little harder.
 
2006-11-02 08:57:32 AM  
I played soccer for three years in HS and I don't remember shaking hands. Not to say we didn't, I just don't remember. I think we were well hated, universally, though.
 
2006-11-02 08:58:28 AM  
One punch? Dayum!
 
2006-11-02 09:01:52 AM  
She's hawt.
 
2006-11-02 09:05:13 AM  
That was one hell of a punch.

Being arrested seems fair.
 
2006-11-02 09:07:46 AM  
This girl obviously just wants to be understood.
 
2006-11-02 09:10:16 AM  
good game...good game...good game...[YEEEAAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!!]...good game...good game...
 
2006-11-02 09:11:06 AM  
I see high school sports are once again teaching kids good sportsmanship. At least thats one of the justifications for not cutting the sports budget from our failing schools.
 
2006-11-02 09:13:44 AM  
That's the type of jackass that shouldn't be playing organized sports...

A few months locked up with some real criminals might do her a bit of good.
 
2006-11-02 09:15:53 AM  
CtrlAltDelete

haha, too-SHAY

 
2006-11-02 09:50:52 AM  
submitter: High school girl soccer player arrested for punching opponent in the face, knocking out three teeth and fracturing her jaw during postgame handshakes


Why can't they just go back to making beaver-slips on the school calendar? I guess those were kinder, gentler days.
 
2006-11-02 09:50:55 AM  
After absorbing Crespi's blow, a bloody Thorpe collapsed to the ground, and was assisted by her stunned teammates.

I read "assassinated."
 
2006-11-02 09:51:31 AM  
Maybe honey needs to play some rugby instead?
 
2006-11-02 09:52:08 AM  
Somebody buy that dame a pint! Hell, somebody buy that dame a bottle of Jack!
 
2006-11-02 09:52:08 AM  
Standard soccer post-game procedure as far as I'm concerned.

/grew up in Europa
 
2006-11-02 09:53:32 AM  
Miss Shatterhand, I presume?
 
2006-11-02 09:53:37 AM  
what's wrong with this? Crazy biatch is guilty of assault.
 
2006-11-02 09:53:57 AM  
I bet she must one 'o them Lilith Fair concert goers.
 
2006-11-02 09:54:01 AM  
1) Local papers should say somewhere what state they're in. Where the heck is this?

2) I like soccer now!
 
2006-11-02 09:54:49 AM  
I bet she's being hunted down by hockey teams as we speak
 
2006-11-02 09:54:50 AM  
Nobody puts baby in a corner!
 
2006-11-02 09:55:00 AM  
Damn...didn't she learn anything from Zidane? Just a swift headbutt and it would all be settled.

That said, wish I could punch that hard.
 
2006-11-02 09:55:00 AM  
CtrlAltDelete

Now the thing sounds like a Monty Python skit
 
2006-11-02 09:55:05 AM  
The hockey coach has a new prospect.
 
2006-11-02 09:55:15 AM  
She should switch to hockey (the `ice' variety).
 
2006-11-02 09:55:45 AM  
Can they arrest her parents for refusing to bring her to the station? Weren't they harboring a felon?
 
2006-11-02 09:55:49 AM  
Her parents sound like asshats too. Probably were she got her sportsmanship. Kick her ass off the team and make her clean up the litter on the side of the highway for a couple months. Oh, and cockpunch her parents.
 
2006-11-02 09:55:49 AM  
Sucker punch.

What a cunning stunt.
 
2006-11-02 09:56:03 AM  
Nobody puts baby in a corner
 
2006-11-02 09:56:07 AM  
How come they get away with stuff like this in the pros?

Tyson biting off Holyfield's ear

Dude (I don't know his name)from the Texans stomping on an opponent's face with his spikes this football season.
 
2006-11-02 09:56:10 AM  
OlafTheBent
... not exactly cricket, is it?


Nope. If it were, she could've bashed the other girl's head in with the bat and stabbed her with the wickets. Then set the wickets on fire.
 
2006-11-02 09:56:37 AM  
Busta Clown Shoes: Standard soccer post-game procedure as far as I'm concerned.

/grew up in Europa


Remind me to never land there.
 
2006-11-02 09:56:41 AM  
Violence in soccer? No way!
 
2006-11-02 09:56:57 AM  
2006-11-02 09:54:50 AM wjllope
Nobody puts baby in a corner!

ah, fark it
 
2006-11-02 09:57:06 AM  
All this fighting over me?!?!

/what?
//jk
///extra hockey lovin' slashies
 
2006-11-02 09:57:36 AM  
"1) Local papers should say somewhere what state they're in. Where the heck is this?"

I'm pretty sure it's in NY.
 
2006-11-02 09:58:57 AM  
ferretface


1) Local papers should say somewhere what state they're in. Where the heck is this?


Very small print on the bottom of the page:

Record Online is brought to you by the Times Herald-Record, serving New York"s Hudson Valley and the Catskills
 
2006-11-02 09:59:08 AM  
Knocked out three teeth, broke her jaw and fractured her palette. HOLY FARK THAT'S A PUNCH.
 
2006-11-02 09:59:09 AM  
well at least she didn't hide behind something and the moment the other girl's head was in view hit it with a rock...now that is true unsportsmanshipness ( I don't believe that is a word, but I haven't had coffee today so I don't care)
 
2006-11-02 09:59:23 AM  
How come they get away with stuff like this in the pros?

Tyson biting off Holyfield's ear

Dude (I don't know his name)from the Texans stomping on an opponent's face with his spikes this football season.


i'm not sure what you mean by "getting away with", both were suspended/punished. also, the guy played for the titans, not the texans.
 
2006-11-02 09:59:49 AM  
GIVE HER THE DEATH PENALTY!
 
2006-11-02 10:00:09 AM  
i think tyson has found his female opponent

//he'd hit it
 
2006-11-02 10:01:35 AM  
I'd hit it and shout "Gooooooooaaaaaalllll!"
 
2006-11-02 10:02:41 AM  
Wallkill High - putting the sock in soccer since 1921.

/sorry
//and ferretface is right - it took me a bit to figure out that this happened in Cornwall, NY and not in Cornwall, England where punching somebody's teeth out is your average high school game post-game SOP
 
2006-11-02 10:03:13 AM  
"Knocked out three teeth, broke her jaw and fractured her palette. HOLY FARK THAT'S A PUNCH."

Not really though. It's not so hard to do when sucker punching someone like a coward. The victim had no opportunity to brace.
 
2006-11-02 10:03:13 AM  
HotWingConspiracy

2nd Degree Assault is a misdemeanor, not a felony! Now, 1st Degree Assault, which is probably a more appropriate charge in this matter, is a felony!
 
2006-11-02 10:03:14 AM  
MCStymie: Maybe honey needs to play some rugby instead?

oldfarthenry: She should switch to hockey (the `ice' variety).

I thought hockey, too.
 
2006-11-02 10:03:18 AM  
Soccer is a Gentleman's game played by thugs.

Rugby is a thug's game played by gentlemen.
 
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