They left my name off the list.

Pity,

I was caught at a Skull and Crossbones meeting three times. They were always nice about it and escorted me out without too much fuss. Once they even gave me the job section out of the local rag and said "You are a farking smart guy, why not get a real job". They gave me a bottle of cheap champagne and asked me nicely not to come back. Much better than the other secret societies, I've had a total of five fingers and a collar bone smashed from the other farkers.

Pity, nice place, I took them for just over 200 grand - maybe that had something to do with it.

:)

Who controls the British Crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We Do! We Do!
Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We Do! We Do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We Do! We Do!
Who robs cavefish of their sight
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We Do! We Do!

How did this shiat get greenlighted?

Every hand that clicks this link will fall dead within 40-50 years. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

/my tinfoil body suit is nearing completion

Ummm...

/Who cares?

If you are trying to make that crap a cliche good sir MustTry Harder I think you must indeed try harder.

/stop it now

Ok I'll put on the tinfoil hat...

Kerry did the whole "Insulting the troops" bit just at the right time to give reasonable doubt for when his fellow bonesman Bush and the republicans keep control by having the election fixed with the Diebold machines.

How's that? :P

Now if we can only get that list of 33rd degree Freemasons of the Supreme Council!!!!

Any secret organization that would allow George W to be a member doesn't scare me in the least.

I think a list of people who actually give a fark would be much shorter....

I wish there was a way to flag this thread as LEFTWING Hate Speech!

Not much of a "secret society" when everybody knows about it and a list of members get published.

Essentially, they are an over-glorified frat/greek society (complete with their own symbolism, initiation rites, hazing, standards, etc...)

S&B can suck it.

Yarnall Thomas C. 1841
Yent, Jr. James B. 1979
Yerkes Stephen 1837
Young Benham Daniel 1848
Zallinger Peter Franz 1965
Ziegler Stan Warren 1972 (deceased)

ZIEGLER'S DEAD????? So this is the only motherfarker who died that was a skull & bone? DAMN THEY WERE CONNECTED!

Pity,

I was caught by Berylman's parents letting him suck my cock three times. They were always nice about it and escorted me out without too much fuss. Once they even gave me the job section out of the local rag and said "You are a farking smart guy, why not get a real job". They gave me a bottle of cheap champagne and asked me nicely not to come back. Much better than the other parents of rent boys I've found on the Internet, I've had a total of five fingers and a collar bone smashed from the other farkers.

Pity, nice place, I took them for just over 200 grand - maybe that had something to do with it.

:)

It would only be interesting if you filtered by people that are actually still alive and then categorized their occupations (i.e. politics, finance, luxury goods, etc.). Then, had summary of any connections with a clickable chart.

You literally would need tinfoil-hat-meeting-buddies to impress anyone with a text printout that took the time to only identify the people everyone could identifiy (i.e. presidents).

/sigh

The Evil Home Brewer: Any secret organization that would allow George W to be a member doesn't scare me in the least.


Also, how evil and secret is this thing if they have like five batrillion members? Weak.

You can also get a shorter list on wikipedia that says some of the members jobs.

/still not caring

MustTryHarder:
A+ for effort.

/Pity. I'll stop now.

ZOMG BUSH IZ H4CKING T3H TIMECUBE, HE IS T3H EVILS AND C0NN3CT3D T0 T3h ILLumin4TI!!!! ItZ aLL Dr. R0B0TNIK'S SECRET SOCI3TY TO STEAL T3H DAVINCI CODES AND PUT IT ON THE HUBBLE SPaC3 T3L3SC0PESESES!1111ONE

Wow. That club looks like a great way to meet babes!

Hahah!

"Bush George Walker 1968 U.S. President (via two stolen elections)"

Aaaaaaand credibility goes right out the window.

I present ... the absolute scariest member of this group:

Cheney, Ronald Lawton - 1958: On the board of Annie's Homegrown.

Now they've infiltrated my wife's favorite natural and organic foods company! Run for your lives!

Where's Randall MacPhearson and the rest of Balls and Shaft?

I must now take a shower after just clicking on that site...

Ahh, it is all perfectly clear to me now.

John Kerry is a GOP double agent, who says real dumb things just before an election so that the GOP can postulate:

Kerry = Bad
Kerry = Democrat
Therefore, using transitive associativity:
Democrat = Bad!

Clear as mud, says I.

Imagine that. Privileged elite from Yale make a special club and give each other jobs once one of them makes good. We're through the looking glass here, people...

Hey submitter, the name of the org is Skull and Bones not Skull and Crossbones. RTFA.

They're not farking pirates!

My favorite from TFA: U.S. President (via two stolen elections)

serpent_sky: /one of my sisters joined a sorority -- blew my mind. She let some random chicks who had already joined tell her what to wear and what to do. I was ashamed for her, but oh well, people will do what they want in life, I guess.


Humans look for acceptance through others and form packs based on that acceptance.

Like our not Serp, you do the same thing every day here on Fark. With your devil may care attitude you in turn attract a number of like minded people and conciously or not your ego is boosted because of it and you feel closer to the pack animal you naturually are.

We cannot escape a couple millenia of evolution in the span of a few thousand years of recorded history.

One of my best friends was a Skull. Sounds like a great organization if you ask me. What's the difference between this and "hooking all my boys up with jobs?"

Bush stole two elections! Bush stole two elections! Bush stole two elections! Bush stole two elections! Bush stole two elections! Bush stole two elections! Bush stole two elections! Bush stole two elections! Bush stole two elections!
/repeat ad nauseum

U.S. President (via two stolen elections)

Oh, that's nasty...

Kitna or Romo? Next year show up in time for the draft.

Crunch61 - "They're not farking pirates!

Oh, but they ARE, and their rivals are Ninjas shredding on guitars!

/woot.

From the homepage:

This is a webpage devoted to listing as many examples of people using shipping containers as architectural elements as I can find

I see..................

I see your water buffalo, and raise you a:

I will raise both of you with a Shriner in a clown car!