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(aberdeennews)   Moose jumps fence of pasture and makes itself at home with cows, refuses to leave, orders pizza   (aberdeennews.com) divider line 43
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2006-11-01 02:08:48 PM  
I'm gald it didn't bite anyone's sister.
 
2006-11-01 02:30:01 PM  
M??sen?

/obscure
//unless you were in #fark when the shiat hit the fan
 
2006-11-01 04:18:51 PM  
If it mates with the cows, what are the offspring called? Coose? Mows? Caramoo?
 
2006-11-01 04:19:09 PM  
Moose jumps fence of pasture and makes itself at home with cows, refuses to leave, orders pizza

"Thou shalt not take mooches^W moosers into thine... hut."
 
2006-11-01 04:19:22 PM  
Noted to have been seen with a squirrel with a pilot hat.
/Notice: Lost Dog and Child, both wearing glasses.
 
2006-11-01 04:20:04 PM  
"This guy was just lonely," Gunther said. "He just wanted to be with some company."

The moose should get a squirrel.
 
2006-11-01 04:21:16 PM  
This exact same thing happened at my wife's grandmother's farm in New Brunswick two years ago.

It eventually left on its own, though, because Pizza Delight sucks ass.
 
2006-11-01 04:22:29 PM  
oldfarthenry

If it mates with the cows, what are the offspring called? Coose? Mows? Caramoo?

"CaramooOOooOOoo
She's an intellectual
(caramoo, caramoo)"
 
2006-11-01 04:22:42 PM  
why can't we all just get along?

Really. why not just leave him alone. He wasn't hurting anyone or anything...he was just a lonely moose. Lonely and blue. He gets so lonely; don't know what to do-oo....
 
2006-11-01 04:24:25 PM  
thenateman

"This guy was just lonely," Gunther said. "He just wanted to be with some company."

The moose should get a squirrel.


Aw, that trick never works.
 
2006-11-01 04:24:27 PM  
Just sliding down the slippery slope of gay marriage. Thanks libtards.
 
2006-11-01 04:25:30 PM  
farking sisters
 
2006-11-01 04:26:53 PM  
also also wik
 
2006-11-01 04:27:03 PM  
Legalize It: Just sliding down the slippery slope of gay marriage. Thanks libtards.

The moose is probably Canadian. Sorry aboot that, eh.
 
2006-11-01 04:27:28 PM  
HOLY SHIAT! This is from my town!
 
2006-11-01 04:27:29 PM  
Vide Infra -

Go to Raleigh.

I don't live in NC, but I'm pretty sure Raleigh would have a lot to do and it's pretty close. Looks like it's about 40 miles.
 
2006-11-01 04:30:06 PM  
A møøse once bit my sister
 
2006-11-01 04:31:55 PM  
Photoman...

Thanks
 
2006-11-01 04:32:10 PM  
Let's bomb it and then declare it free.
 
2006-11-01 04:33:34 PM  
i mean my town's newspaper.
 
2006-11-01 04:34:15 PM  
The cows have realised only too late that they had been doomed to a MOOSEY FATE! Mwa ha ha ha ha *cough cough cough*! I need a cigarette.
 
2006-11-01 04:34:27 PM  
Just a moose looking to get hooked up with some udder and tail. Young males of any species are not all that discriminating, doncha know?
 
2006-11-01 04:36:45 PM  
oldfarthenry

Keep your perverted mooses up there in Canuckistan, mmmmkay?
 
2006-11-01 04:37:30 PM  
Had one show up in sw kansas a couple years ago.
People could get close but the local vet said watch it. If it was that far off course to be here he's probably sick.

Ya gotta be sick to come to sw kansas, huh?
 
2006-11-01 04:38:27 PM  
so if you play knuckles with it, how often do you get bloody moose knuckles?!?
 
2006-11-01 04:38:34 PM  
Legalize It: Keep your perverted mooses up there in Canuckistan, mmmmkay?

Sorry. The pride stampede got out of hand.
 
2006-11-01 04:42:54 PM  
It was a nasty bite.

\SDakotan
 
2006-11-01 04:53:46 PM  
Even a moose would do anything to avoid the Noid.
 
2006-11-01 05:00:48 PM  
Moose have such slobbery lips. But when your vocalizations sound like belches and snorts, drool is likely a non-issue.

Moose would actually be sorta cute if they weren't so damn vicious. Not cuddly-cute... just... funny-cute. I don't know where I'm going with this. Excuse me.
 
2006-11-01 05:03:47 PM  
mynd you, mööse bites kan be very nastí
 
2006-11-01 05:11:58 PM  
That moose would have been dead within minutes of the first rancher seeing him in a field if it were around my town.

/5 days left of moose season
/mine is already in the freezer :)
 
2006-11-01 05:51:43 PM  
Caramoos caramoos, will you do the fandago?

/I have no idea why either
 
2006-11-01 06:04:20 PM  
He was just waiting for them to go to sleep. Moose like cow tipping too.
 
2006-11-01 06:05:30 PM  
I guess he didn't want to stay in the room any more.

/Gir probably helped him escape
 
2006-11-01 06:24:15 PM  
Adman12: It eventually left on its own, though, because Pizza Delight sucks ass.

Its better than Greco though
 
2006-11-01 06:38:23 PM  
Moose tastes good.
 
2006-11-01 07:07:40 PM  
Mooscow! In Russia, the Moose dances with you till the cows come home!
 
2006-11-01 07:44:02 PM  
I'm just a lonely moose
Lonely and Blue-ooooo
I'm all alone, with nuthin' to doooooo....
img177.imageshack.us
 
2006-11-01 07:52:26 PM  
entropic_existence: Its better than Greco though

I was afraid to try the one I saw in Woodstock, N.B.
 
2006-11-01 08:43:08 PM  
Adman12: I was afraid to try the one I saw in Woodstock, N.B.

Hmmm I could have sworn at one time there was a good mom and pop pizza place in Woodstock but I can't remember now.
 
2006-11-01 09:23:45 PM  
Greco isn't pizza, I dunno what it is but it isn't pizza. That's why when someone says "What'd you get to eat!?" people invariably say "Greco" and not "Pizza"
 
2006-11-01 10:10:18 PM  
"orders pizza" - THAT got me tickled.
 
2006-11-02 12:02:55 AM  
Meese would never order pizza, they prefer calzones, those bastards. This is according to Fox News, and I don't think anyone could give me one good reason why they cannot be trusted.
 
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