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(Some Guy)   Jason Bateman and Paul Anka's daughter spawn   (newswatch50.com) divider line 37
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2006-10-31 02:19:30 PM  
What a lovely way of sayin how much she loves him!
 
2006-10-31 02:28:17 PM  
Her?
 
2006-10-31 02:33:55 PM  
kronicfeld: Her?

I lol'd. My fave show ever.
 
2006-10-31 02:39:54 PM  
Finnley Wren: What a lovely way of sayin how much she loves him!

Yes. She didn't have to keep it, he wouldn't put her through it. She could have swept it from her life, but she wouldn't do it.
 
2006-10-31 02:46:51 PM  
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You'd spawn with her
 
2006-10-31 02:49:13 PM  
Peaceboy: She could have swept it from her life, but she wouldn't do it.

. . . no, she wouldn't do it!
 
2006-10-31 02:49:54 PM  
bikerdiva: You'd spawn with her

Yeah smitty sure is scary when two attractive successful people have a baby? What are you some sort of breeder hater?
 
2006-10-31 03:00:28 PM  
Man, I was *positive* that he was gay...
 
2006-10-31 03:04:00 PM  
I'd spawn with Justine. Dunno what it is...she's not drop dead gorgeous, but there really is somehting about her that winds my watch.
 
2006-10-31 03:15:37 PM  
I'd spawn with Justine. Dunno what it is...she's not drop dead gorgeous, but there really is somehting about her that winds my watch.

I dunno, she has a lot of ground rules: No bleep bleep bleep or bleep. And no bleep unless you're wearing a bleep or you bleep bleep. If this winds up on the Web, I will bleep you in the bleep.
 
2006-10-31 05:17:42 PM  
I hope he did her doggie style while singing "Puppy Love".
 
2006-10-31 05:57:37 PM  
I guess Jason wanted some pop-pop.
 
2006-10-31 06:06:02 PM  
kronicfeld

Her?



wins the thread.
 
2006-10-31 06:08:49 PM  
She looks enough like his sister to make it a bit creepy, if you ask me.
 
2006-10-31 06:09:57 PM  
Does she come with Paul Anka's guarantee?
And is it still void in Tennessee?
 
2006-10-31 06:13:59 PM  
I hope he did her doggie style

It's his move.


/What to obscure?
 
2006-10-31 06:14:28 PM  
...casual acquaintances for years before they started dating in 1998.

I knew it... they met during Clnton's BJ affair!

\The Liberal elite contributing to overpopulation and pollution.
 
2006-10-31 06:16:58 PM  
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2006-10-31 06:18:06 PM  
A child whose celebrity parents are actually married? To each other? How quaint.
 
2006-10-31 06:20:23 PM  
Maybe it's just me, but is it possible to not like Jason Bateman?

Seems like a really good guy, but I could be wrong...
 
2006-10-31 06:33:37 PM  
Gilmore Girls already referenced. No work for me in this thread.
 
2006-10-31 06:35:12 PM  
I don't see what's so scary about this. The parents are both reasonably sane, they're married, they've known each other for years, and they gave the kid a (somewhat) normal name. This one actually has a chance to be normal.

Let's just hope she doesn't grow up blindly saying how Fox doesn't know how to market good TV shows cause "daddy said so". Let her find out on her own.
 
2006-10-31 06:36:11 PM  
I have a totally hetero man-crush on Bateman. I am man enough to admit that.
 
2006-10-31 06:42:12 PM  
I dont get the Gilmore Girls reference.
 
2006-10-31 06:55:15 PM  
Jakevol2: I dont get the Gilmore Girls reference.

"We named the dog Indiana"
 
2006-10-31 07:34:40 PM  
Paul Anka's brother Daryl channels multi-dimensional being named Bashar

/What about his OTHER brother Darrel?
//Not a Bashar basher
 
2006-10-31 07:35:08 PM  
I just keep reading it as Batman
 
2006-10-31 07:50:12 PM  
I clicked on this thread solely for pics of the woman so thank you bikerdiva.

And yes I would.
 
2006-10-31 08:48:35 PM  
Who?
 
2006-10-31 08:57:34 PM  
Amanda Anka. Meh. Shoulda named her Diana.
 
2006-10-31 10:08:03 PM  
Jason who now?
 
2006-10-31 10:09:36 PM  
Is she funny or something?
 
2006-11-01 01:52:01 AM  
Amanda Anka. Meh. Shoulda named her Diana.

Or Sprained.

/Try the veal!
//Sweet, sweet veal.
 
2006-11-01 06:12:29 AM  
gallery.phillyburbs.com

I'd spawn with her!
 
2006-11-01 09:33:23 AM  
Jakevol2 I dont get the Gilmore Girls reference.

Dogs name on Gilmore Girls is Paul Anka.
 
2006-11-01 11:50:55 AM  
kronicfeld, well played, sir.
 
2006-11-01 03:41:27 PM  
I can't believe they left the cinematic gem "Teen Wolf Too" out of his career summary.
 
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