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(Wonkette)   How do you know the Administration is preparing for Democratic control of the House and Senate? The shredding trucks visiting Dick Cheney's house   (crooksandliars.com) divider line 451
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2006-10-31 04:31:28 PM  
pontechango Not sure. I lied on my exit poll. How do you know the people didn't lie to make Fox look bad?
 
2006-10-31 04:32:20 PM  
We all know Cheney is too busy with his weather/typhoon machine to worry about shredding documents

Actually, you are thinking of Karl Rove, with his remote controlled robots and weather meachines.
Cheney is probably too busy torturing suspects who's skin is too dark for a fair trial.
 
2006-10-31 04:32:45 PM  
heap You capatilize the letter I when used in I'm.
 
2006-10-31 04:33:44 PM  
heap: It must make for some interesting dinner conversation to have a cretan paradox at home.
 
2006-10-31 04:34:18 PM  
I don't know about any of these conspiracy theories one way or the other. But I do know that anybody in this day and age who thinks they can cover their tracks just by getting rid of some paper is a tad out of touch with some of our contemporary realities. :)
 
2006-10-31 04:35:37 PM  
FlashLV: You capatilize the letter I when used in I'm.

no, actually, i don't. see? i'm. i'm. i'm.

pontechango: It must make for some interesting dinner conversation to have a cretan paradox at home.

www.cockedandlocked.net
 
2006-10-31 04:36:25 PM  
FlashLV: Not sure. I lied on my exit poll. How do you know the people didn't lie to make Fox look bad?

That's harebrained on so many levels, I don't even know where to begin. How do you know that people didn't lie to make Fox look better?
 
2006-10-31 04:38:19 PM  
Wow, it's awesome to see people on your ignore list get their asses handed to them.
 
2006-10-31 04:39:09 PM  
FlashLV: Not sure. I lied on my exit poll. How do you know the people didn't lie to make Fox look bad?

I have a hard time believing that if someone called you and asked if you approved of the president, you'd say NO. And you'd also answer "NO" to if you approved of the war in Iraq, and "YES" to if you thought the democrats would do a better job than the republicans. Unless you have a pathological hatred of polls (maybe you were attacked by one as a child, I dunno) I'm just not buying it. Even so, that doesn't invalidate polls. Here's an example:

Do you believe that polls are valid? Margin of error is 25%.

Me (jerry2a): Yes
pontechango: Yes
heap: Yes
FlashLV (lying): Yes

So the results are: 100% say YES. But one person lied, so the actualy result is that 75% say YES. That's within the margin of error. That poll, though statistically useless because it's only 4 people, is still valid.

/I know, I know...you don't believe it.
//why do I bother
///because it's fun
 
2006-10-31 04:39:44 PM  
FlashLV You capatilize the letter I when used in I'm.

Personally, I prefer to kapowilize the letter I. Kapow!
 
2006-10-31 04:57:38 PM  
Never thought this would be greenlighted, let alone lead to a 380+ post flamewar.

You just never can tell.


i12.tinypic.com
 
2006-10-31 05:02:13 PM  
FlashLV
oh my gosh I thought this was a forum and not an essay graded to grammar.

nah, if that were true someone woud've explained to you a while ago that it's "Al Qaeda", not "Al Quaida."
 
2006-10-31 05:04:38 PM  
Eh what do I care, none of my relatives died in Iraq, I didn't lose a limb, arm or mental sanity over his stupidity. Eh. SO be it. Let's roll out the carpet for the next president whoever the guy may be.
 
2006-10-31 05:06:58 PM  
dammit, I take time off to actually do some work, then all I find when I come back is a bunch of flaming, people throwing shiat...

To your rooms! All of you! And no prime rib.
 
2006-10-31 05:08:04 PM  
FlashLV: The only classes I got the best grades were in Math until statistics.

So you admit that you are not good at statistics, but that does not stop you from arguing about them.

Hey! Would you like to hear my opinion about art? I spent 25 years as a Software Engineer and never took an art class in my life. But that does not stop me from having an opinion.

The worst painting ever: The Mona Lisa
Dull, dull, dull. It is just a woman sitting there fully clothed. Real art has nudity.
 
2006-10-31 05:09:39 PM  
Regarding the US Naval Observatory, I find this very odd... (pops)
 
2006-10-31 05:14:37 PM  
theropod

Regarding the US Naval Observatory, I find this very odd...


This is the observatory! There will be no observing here!
 
2006-10-31 05:18:03 PM  
Vulgar Mind

Yes, 300 soldiers died in one day 2 weeks ago. that explains all the military funerals. that must have been hard to hide from the media. it must have been hard to get those 300 soldiers families to stay quiet. maybe they haven't told the families yet, the military is just going to send the decayed bodies home after the election is over.

i consider myself a democrat but it's the crazies like you that make us lose elections.
 
2006-10-31 05:21:28 PM  
Overfiend: Because companies and wealthy individuals NEVER use shredding services.



just that the timing is suspicious. not proof, obviously.


theropod: Regarding the US Naval Observatory, I find this very odd... (pops)


not that odd. what I expected really. Cheney's secret hideout can't exaclty be a part of google maps if his lair is to remain secure.
 
2006-10-31 05:24:18 PM  
heap

fark that was funny.
the perfect pic for that moment

/the pro-war crowd on fark just aint what it used to be
 
2006-10-31 05:27:05 PM  
FlashLV: On average when I am asked to take a poll I LIE. My wife lies on them, heck most people I know LIE or exaggerate their answers.

Larger polling firms account for you. They have models for how many jerks they expect on different classes of surveys. People that fight the system and other such nonsense.

in fact, there are surveys you do answer honestly too, and they know that kind of thing also, at least statistically.
 
2006-10-31 05:32:43 PM  
I purposely go to every web based and physical site that allows me to vote Faux and lie on every possible question. They must think they've got a HUGE demographic of GayJewishBlackMexicanFrenchScientologists with AIDS. That love frogurt. It's consumes every waking hour of my day.

FlashLV: How do you know the people didn't lie to make Fox look bad?

I just can't help it sir. They do my favorite comedy, yet the political side of things is nearly Evil. GOP rootchewers.
 
2006-10-31 05:41:41 PM  
VulgarMind: One source? Click me

Dude,

Take more of your Zoloft, or whatever gets you out of bed in the morning, and stop posting for a while. You have no evidence, proof, or even reasonable suspicion that 300 people died and the military is hiding it.

You've also not explained how, exactly, the military would go about hiding the deaths of 300 soldiers since the military does not prevent soldiers from communicating with their own families. Do you really think the families of 300 soldiers wouldn't notice that one day all the communication just stopped? Or are you so far gone you think teh evil generals would write fake letters to cover their asses?
 
2006-10-31 05:45:54 PM  
Burn98: Regarding the US Naval Observatory, I find this very odd...

This is the observatory! There will be no observing here!


Anyone else see any water near that Naval Observatory?
 
2006-10-31 05:46:16 PM  
img43.exs.cx

Man, if that was me, the next picture would be of that old bat with a broken arm.
 
2006-10-31 05:56:12 PM  
Motor_Head: Man, if that was me, the next picture would be of that old bat with a broken arm.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
At the point where someone puts their hands on you(well, hand over mouth), can you break the arm?

I know it's such an InternetToughGuy cliche, but what about an armlock and the breaking of individual fingers? After the first squeal her likeminded tards would probably step in(even if you're fast, you might only snap three). So yeah, what's legally 'Defending yourself"?

Punch in the Throat? Eyepluck? A vicious but controlled kicking of ovaries?
 
2006-10-31 05:57:12 PM  
Two shreds.
 
2006-10-31 06:06:57 PM  
Plinky: I know it's such an InternetToughGuy cliche, but what about an armlock and the breaking of individual fingers? After the first squeal her likeminded tards would probably step in(even if you're fast, you might only snap three). So yeah, what's legally 'Defending yourself"?

From the look of that, I'd say it at least requires a KHITBASH
 
2006-10-31 06:09:18 PM  
Motor_Head: Man, if that was me, the next picture would be of that old bat with a broken arm.

I dunno. I mean, is she shushing her, or is the older woamn blind?

/would lock that arm behind the offender's back and hold till law enforcement arrives to press charges...blah blah...
 
2006-10-31 06:10:30 PM  
I can't believe the farking libs think they can get away with this crap.
/STAGED!
 
2006-10-31 06:15:29 PM  
Plinky

First you indian-burn the arm in question, Then, smack the biatch. No punches, no kicks, no pulling of hair or throwing. This isn't hockey. I'm sure a nice, stern slap to the cheek will get her attention. Make it one of those "taste outta yo mouth" slaps and she'll really get the picture.
 
2006-10-31 06:16:46 PM  
That heinous old bat in the picture would look pretty good in a threesome with Cynthia McKinney and Ann Coulter. She is a bat, and this is Halloween!
 
2006-10-31 06:17:39 PM  
Friction8r
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jU6iP0WLsU8

Because you said "This Is Halloween."
 
2006-10-31 06:20:12 PM  
Plinky: So yeah, what's legally 'Defending yourself"?


That photo shows a woman moving aggressively toward the other person's face. When that sort of thing starts you can't know the intent is simply to 'shush''...she might be going for the eyes or something. An arm break would have definetly been within the other person's rights considering the threat appreared to be a 'strike to the face'.

Worrying about 'will my actions stand up in court' will get your ass kicked...the other guy isn't considering what might happen in court a few months down the road.

/regarding article, let's hope Dick Cheney gets his tie caught in the shredder and his skin gets ripped off before they shut it off...think of the pain!
 
2006-10-31 06:24:14 PM  
Anarchangel: smack the biatch. No punches, no kicks, no pulling of hair or throwing. This isn't hockey. I'm sure a nice, stern slap to the cheek will get her attention. Make it one of those "taste outta yo mouth" slaps


A Pimp named Slick Back: Let us pray the Pimp's prayer: Lord, please pray for the soul of this biatch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place. Amen
Riley: Amen. Yeah.
 
2006-10-31 06:24:23 PM  
asmodeus224: /regarding article, let's hope Dick Cheney gets his tie caught in the shredder and his skin gets ripped off before they shut it off...think of the pain!


That's awful, horrible, terrible, and if you have a newsletter, please sign me up for two.
 
2006-10-31 06:24:33 PM  
Anarchangel

Appropriately, I got baked before watching that most excellent vid. Perfect link. Thanks for the spookiness to begin the evening's festivities.
 
2006-10-31 06:27:15 PM  
Give it up boys, FlashLV is clearly the kind of person who is against:

1) Education, because its clear he never partook in it in any significant manner.

2) Critical thinking, because he cant.

3) Good trolling. See 2.
 
2006-10-31 06:33:02 PM  
See, the thing is that Democrats are mostly pedophiles. We have specific files on this, and it's been all over Fox. We paid those children for every BathingSuit Touch they gave the doll(and that rascally Foley), so we KNOW the testimony is good!

No, you can't see these documents. They're state secrets, capable of igniting human eyes upon their viewing!

//you doubledeckerpeckerwrecker
 
2006-10-31 07:36:59 PM  
You farkers do realize that, if the Democrats do manage to squeak out an overturn in the Congress, it will do nothing but improve Bush & Cheney's approval ratings? Seeing the Democrats actually trying to push their agenda through will be enough to silence all but the most die-hard Bush critics.

I predict a 15% jump by the time the new Congress is seated. 20% if Pelosi announces some Democratic version of a "Contract for America".
 
2006-10-31 07:46:57 PM  
Hey pussboy:

The House is now a lock and the Senate is looking mighty good.
The only problem I see is if that quisling lieberman wins he'll probably sell his worthless soul to bushleague.
Quit your whining and get ready for some very interesting hearings.
Hopefully Cheney won't have time to shred all his evil doings.
 
2006-10-31 07:49:33 PM  
Pocket Ninja: Republicans will engineer a terrorist attack so they can prove that the Democrats are weak on defense.

They don't need to do that... yet. Who knows though, if we have another Diebold debacle and people start hitting the streets. The opportune time to stage an attack would be during impeachment hearings. Accuse the Democrats of focusing on incriminating the president rather than pay attention to the terrorist threat.
 
2006-10-31 07:56:58 PM  
Howie_Feltersnatch

Newsletter?

nm not interested in "neocon conspiracy" nutjobs.
 
2006-10-31 08:17:38 PM  
It's fun when people say the Democrats have no answers and no solutions.

The Repubicans have farked things up so bad, so very bad, that nobody has an easy answer.

Accountability. Thats what makes me an old school republican. We used to talk about accountability.

Should we have let Nixon off the hook for watergate, just because nobody could come up with an easy solution to the Vietnam quagmire?

Accountability.

It is not my responsibility to fix your errors, it is my responsibility to remove you from office because of your errors.
Then we can seek solutions from people who were not primary actors in creating the problems.

Accountability.
 
2006-10-31 08:19:49 PM  
I dropped an "L" from Republican there by accident. I was not trying to be juvenile.
 
2006-10-31 09:04:00 PM  
They don't need to do that... yet. Who knows though, if we have another Diebold debacle and people start hitting the streets. The opportune time to stage an attack would be during impeachment hearings. Accuse the Democrats of focusing on incriminating the president rather than pay attention to the terrorist threat.

It's only a matter of time before the Diebold thing blows open bigger than GWB's vagina. Even if there isn't any malfeasance going on (and this issue becomes harder and harder to shout down as conspiracy mongering after recent reports in Florida), the fact remains that the machines can be subverted.

It'll only take one person to do it and we'll be throwing out a quarter of the votes in the country during the election it happens in and then the question becomes - Who's votes do are we throwing out exactly?

I think we all know what the answer to that will be, don't we?

Frankly I think we'll be lucky if we only see a few riots once the entire thing blows up. I have no idea what governmental jerkoff thought it was a great idea to let the private sector into the voting booth, but I don't think anyone who ponders it for a moment can deny that it's going to end up being a hundred miles of bad road.

I mean, for christ sake - we can barely trust our elected officials and now private industry is going to be responsible for making sure our votes are counted? It's seriously enough to make me want to claw my eyes out.
 
2006-10-31 10:09:07 PM  
I for one look forward to the return of our Democrat overlords. The hippie chicks will be more relaxed and should soon resume their propensity towards fornication.

/Zang!
 
2006-10-31 11:58:05 PM  
The shredding trucks visiting Dick Cheney's house

Hmm...too bad all that incriminating information won't come in handy later. Let's hope that he made One Big Mistake like all common criminals...
 
2006-11-01 12:12:48 AM  
Mouser: You farkers do realize that, if the Democrats do manage to squeak out an overturn in the Congress, it will do nothing but improve Bush & Cheney's approval ratings? Seeing the Democrats actually trying to push their agenda through will be enough to silence all but the most die-hard Bush critics.

I predict a 15% jump by the time the new Congress is seated. 20% if Pelosi announces some Democratic version of a "Contract for America".


Did someone say something? It sounded like a poor lost soul trying to justify their pitiful existence to themselves.

Meh. Probably nothing.

whidbey: Hmm...too bad all that incriminating information won't come in handy later. Let's hope that he made One Big Mistake like all common criminals...

img93.imageshack.us

And I'll get away with it, too!

I mean, unless some kids decide to meddle into affairs that aren't their concern, and stuff...
 
2006-11-01 09:37:58 AM  
FlashLV: How does that graph prove anything? It only proves that more conservatives and Republicans tune into Fox News, that's what I got from that graph.

So, conservatives and republicans are more often wrong on the facts?

Glad you finally see that.

Of course, you don't. How else could you barf up this?

How do you know the people didn't lie to make Fox look bad?

You're doing it on purpose.

As Babs Bush said to Al Franken: "I'm done with you".

Welcome to Ignore-land, population: 4

Quite a distinction, and well-earned in your case.
 
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