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(Yahoo)   Kobayashi wins his third straight hamburger-eating title, downing 97 burgers in eight minutes   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 93
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2006-10-31 09:06:47 AM
Did Kobayashi eat them on a "Keyser" roll?

/groan
 
2006-10-31 09:15:58 AM
I'm such a nerd. All I can think is Star Trek when I see "kobayashi"
 
2006-10-31 09:16:29 AM
www.purrfectpractice.com

We see what you did there, NikolaiFarkoff.
 
2006-10-31 09:23:45 AM
Those aren't hamburgers. There's more meat on Gandhi's scrotum.
 
2006-10-31 09:31:01 AM
i15.photobucket.com

Unimpressed
 
2006-10-31 09:34:04 AM
I was coming for a Keyser pun, and I'm glad someone beat me to it so I don't have to be ashamed about it
 
2006-10-31 09:42:29 AM
Ok, granted there's evidently not much to the burger... but how do you eat 97 burgers and have room in your stomach?
 
2006-10-31 09:42:32 AM
...
 
2006-10-31 09:43:04 AM
Submitter missed a great opportunity to work in the Star Trek pun... i.e., the hamburgers didn't reprogram the simulator in time.
 
2006-10-31 09:43:05 AM
I wish eating kimchi gave ME magical eating powers :-(
 
2006-10-31 09:43:09 AM
i watched this on saturday (after the reply of the hot dog contest).

while i'm open to most forms of "entertainment", i'd have to say that competitive eating is one of the most nauseous acts i've ever born witness to.
 
2006-10-31 09:44:29 AM
Go gurgitators!

/silly naming coventions
 
2006-10-31 09:45:53 AM
Geezus, I think reading that article made my arteries clog.
 
2006-10-31 09:45:57 AM
Can you imagine the day after?
 
2006-10-31 09:46:00 AM
this is a real book

images.ecampus.com
 
2006-10-31 09:46:17 AM
The dude is ripped.

jeniong.blogs.friendster.com
 
2006-10-31 09:46:37 AM
That's right, we've turned one of the seven deadly sins into a sport. Rock on humanity, the apocalypse is right around the corner. WeeHaw
 
2006-10-31 09:47:00 AM
Were these White Castle burger's, or Hardee's burgers? Doesn't really matter I couldn't do either.
 
2006-10-31 09:47:30 AM
platypusjones has obviously never seen a SE asian sex show.

Watching someone shove food into their gaping maw at ridiculous speeds: kinda gross but kinda fun

Watching someone shove a bananna [beeeeeeeeep] and drop slices from [beeeeeeeeeeep]: a lifetime of counseling
 
2006-10-31 09:47:48 AM
For all the Star Trek nerds... BTW RUN DON'T WALK TO GO GET THIS BOOK, it is the best ST:TOS book I have ever read.

i103.photobucket.com
 
2006-10-31 09:47:49 AM
shiat thats a lot of food.
 
2006-10-31 09:48:03 AM
The dude is ripped.

Clearly I need to eat more hamburgers.
 
2006-10-31 09:48:04 AM
platypusjones

What are the rules? Eat as much as you can until in a given amount of time? No barfing I imagine. But do they throw that stuff up afterwards??



/Oh Hamburgers!
//Southpark anyone?
 
2006-10-31 09:48:37 AM
Bones666

That's right, we've turned one of the seven deadly sins into a sport. Rock on humanity, the apocalypse is right around the corner. WeeHaw


Preach it, brother. I can't wait for competitive slothing to become all the rage.
 
2006-10-31 09:48:49 AM
ChuckUFarkley:

From what I read in the article, I would say they are more similar to White Castle than Hardee's.
 
2006-10-31 09:49:48 AM
Hooray for gluttony!
 
2006-10-31 09:51:02 AM
They had 8 minutes to stuff themselves.
 
2006-10-31 09:51:21 AM
Tealeaf: Preach it, brother. I can't wait for competitive slothing to become all the rage.

Competitive lusting?
 
obz
2006-10-31 09:51:21 AM
Tealeaf: Preach it, brother. I can't wait for competitive slothing to become all the rage.

LOL!
 
2006-10-31 09:52:42 AM
obviously he doesn't believe in the non-eatable hamburger
 
2006-10-31 09:53:49 AM
2006-10-31 09:48:04 AM MrOxen

What are the rules? Eat as much as you can until in a given amount of time? No barfing I imagine. But do they throw that stuff up afterwards??

that's about it for the rules.
i imagine some throw up afterwards.
i also imagine some throw up during, but keep it it in and reswallow.

urinal pooper

i rather watch the beeeeeeeeeeep than that. the physical exertion that it takes to keep fighting the waves of peristalsis while shoving more food down one's throat is beeeeeeeeep to watch
 
2006-10-31 09:54:02 AM
I can't believe that this Japanese guy has the audacity to eat 97 burgers when his neighbors in North Koreans are starving.

/What an asshat
 
2006-10-31 09:55:39 AM
I recently married a young lady named Kobayashi, and am tempted to take her last name in order to ride on the coat-tails of overachieving Kobayashis such as this young man, as well as for the Star Trek and Usu. Suspects puns cited above. Oh, yeah, and to beat that whole "affirmitive action" thing.
 
2006-10-31 09:56:07 AM
UrinalPooper
I wish eating kimchi gave ME magical eating powers :-(

uh, kimchi is korean, kobayashi is japanese. that makes as much sense as me saying that i wish wearing green and drinking guinness would give me magical mafia powers.

anyway, i saw this on espn this sunday... amazing! i don't even think i can eat 20 white castle burgers. second place went to an awesome american dude that ate a whopping 91 burgers. the last world record was 69 burgers.
 
2006-10-31 09:59:00 AM
Bones666: That's right, we've turned one of the seven deadly sins into a sport. Rock on humanity, the apocalypse is right around the corner. WeeHaw

Wow, you given me some ideas. The doctors said it was a good thing when I started getting ideas.

Lust: Porn is a 3B dollar ind
Gluttony: see above
Greed: There is a game show of that title
Sloth: Look at Sharper Image for all the gadgetts to make life "easier"
Wrath: Have you ever seen the show Cheaters?
Envy: For the old farkers: Life Styes of the Rich and Famous. Young Farkers: Cribs
Pride: ? Ok, I need some help with this one. What major industry/tv show carters to Pride?
 
2006-10-31 09:59:28 AM
I'd love to be his heart surgeon.
 
2006-10-31 10:00:27 AM
digitalfilmmaker.net
"Hey can I get one of those burgers?"
 
2006-10-31 10:00:31 AM
Beemer


Tealeaf: Preach it, brother. I can't wait for competitive slothing to become all the rage.

Competitive lusting?

That'll be the day Fark shuts down.
 
2006-10-31 10:01:05 AM
later he broke his own record for the world's longest turd
 
2006-10-31 10:01:12 AM
I'm going to say what we're all thinking. I'd like to see them mic the shiathouse after one of these deals.
 
2006-10-31 10:01:16 AM
I'm impressed. I can't even eat one White Castle burger.

/near-meat covered in gray slime? People pay for that?
 
2006-10-31 10:02:08 AM
Sooo, you want fries with that?
 
2006-10-31 10:02:58 AM
Won't anyone please think of his colon?!
 
2006-10-31 10:03:39 AM
Shadax

Dude, uncool
 
2006-10-31 10:04:58 AM
When I went to Memphis State, we'd swing through Krystal and grab a couple dozen sliders to coat our bellys after a night of heavy drinking. If you scrape off the 1/2 cup of diced onions, they were good enough to keep you from puking the next morning.

/tmyk
 
2006-10-31 10:05:05 AM
Competitive eating is in a 3-way tie with high-school wrestling and tournament video gaming for all-time stupidest "sport".
 
2006-10-31 10:05:55 AM
Is a Krystal burger basically the same thing as a White Castle?
 
2006-10-31 10:08:13 AM
HERO eats enough to feed family of five someplace.

Welcome to the wild wild west.
 
2006-10-31 10:08:50 AM
Starblind

Huh? At least with wrestling it gives you a edge in fighting.
 
2006-10-31 10:09:24 AM
Vetinari

Bones666: That's right, we've turned one of the seven deadly sins into a sport. Rock on humanity, the apocalypse is right around the corner. WeeHaw

Wow, you given me some ideas. The doctors said it was a good thing when I started getting ideas.

Lust: Porn is a 3B dollar ind
Gluttony: see above
Greed: There is a game show of that title
Sloth: Look at Sharper Image for all the gadgetts to make life "easier"
Wrath: Have you ever seen the show Cheaters?
Envy: For the old farkers: Life Styes of the Rich and Famous. Young Farkers: Cribs
Pride: ? Ok, I need some help with this one. What major industry/tv show carters to Pride?


Will this do?

www.loomcom.com
 
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