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(Some Guy in Stripes)   Caption this referee and sportswoman   ( divider line
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2006-10-29 06:53:59 AM  
"Maxi-pads? They're in the dispenser in the women's locker room, right over there."
2006-10-29 08:28:19 AM  
A Bob Jones University referee firmly redirects a student athlete onto the path of righteousness by calling upon her to get back in the kitchen and make him some pie.
2006-10-29 09:54:08 AM  
Don't make me tell you twice.
2006-10-29 09:54:46 AM  
"How do you know it was a bad call if you have your eyes closed?"
2006-10-29 09:57:22 AM  
I once caught a fish thiiiis big
2006-10-29 09:57:53 AM  
"Yeah, well see that guy over there? He thinks your ass looks fat in those pants!"
2006-10-29 09:58:47 AM  
I'd hit it
2006-10-29 09:59:00 AM  
C'mon, baldy, let's have a kiss.

You're out of here!
2006-10-29 09:59:06 AM  
"Kitchen. Sammich. Now!"
2006-10-29 10:00:18 AM  
John McEnroe's daughter appeals the call at the annual charity volleyball game held by her church.
2006-10-29 10:00:28 AM  
Carl Malone? Right over there.
2006-10-29 10:02:27 AM  
Go kiss her, then you can blow my whistle.
2006-10-29 10:04:14 AM  
"You told me it was *THIS BIG*!!!!!"
2006-10-29 10:04:24 AM  
"Hey, that guy over there thinks that I look like a balding, washed-up version of Larry from 'Three's Company'!"
2006-10-29 10:05:59 AM  
If you are going to SUCK, it should look like this.
2006-10-29 10:19:12 AM  
"Miss, Miss, Miss! In case you haven't noticed, you are a female and you are arguing with a male about sports. So take these, *hands her pom poms*, and *as he mimics the letters* S T F U."
2006-10-29 10:21:39 AM  
"You cheatin' biatch! What's he got that I haven't got?"
2006-10-29 10:24:48 AM  
"Anyone in the friggin' crowd can smell my finger - I'm innocent!"
2006-10-29 10:25:02 AM  
But I am too pretty to be ejected from the game... waaaaaaaah!
2006-10-29 10:26:24 AM  
"NO boom boom for no-soulbrother referee. Too beaucoup, too beaucoup."
2006-10-29 10:27:39 AM  
"Ooo!! I am SO going to use your head for a volleyball!"
2006-10-29 10:36:04 AM  
"You don't know the history of volleyball! I know the history of volleyball!"
2006-10-29 10:42:29 AM  
her: My SPOON is too big!
him: I am a banana!
2006-10-29 11:10:07 AM  
"You don't understand! It was THIS BIG!! I can barely walk let alone play!"
2006-10-29 11:18:52 AM  
It was soooo long, dad, I had to hit the balls!
2006-10-29 11:25:17 AM  
So that's what Pete Rose is doing these days.
2006-10-29 11:30:19 AM  
"But you really look like Meatloaf!"

"No I don't, now fark off"
2006-10-29 11:31:47 AM  
2006-10-29 11:36:26 AM  
Her: So I grabbed her like this, and gave her the most passionate kiss ever!

Him: That one? The fat ugly girl?
2006-10-29 11:39:28 AM  
"Bill Cowher? No, you can't see him, no matter how much you beg. He's tied up in my locker room and he's gotta stay that way for another 3 months, per our agreement."
2006-10-29 11:40:09 AM  
I heard your cock was this big.
Let's go over there and I'll show you, baby.
2006-10-29 11:45:25 AM  
He: Yes, this is exactly how you kiss a metal pole during winter! You have proved yourself worthy. The force is with you. Now go outside and do it! And maybe then I'll let you blow my whistle.
2006-10-29 11:57:31 AM  
Go get it! And never touch my toupee again!
2006-10-29 12:03:22 PM  
"If you don't leave now I will go over there and kick your grandma's ass."
2006-10-29 12:07:44 PM  
Man: Give him the stick!
Don't give him the stick!
2006-10-29 12:56:37 PM  
"The guy humping the pumpkin? Four threads that way..."
2006-10-29 01:06:24 PM  
"I don't care if you are a lesbian, Hillary. You're just no good at sports. Maybe you ought to try a career in politics."
2006-10-29 01:26:40 PM  
You have to be at least 'this big' if you want me to take off my shirt and bra for you.
2006-10-29 03:26:53 PM  
"Now on your knees and two steps forward or get the hell off my court."
2006-10-29 03:51:46 PM  
Him: "GTFO, N00B"
2006-10-30 10:37:32 AM  
Another exciting highlight from this week's Gallaudet University volleyball match.
2006-10-30 02:04:47 PM  

Him: No it was that guy!
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