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2006-10-27 10:59:21 AM  
Never trust a Sesame Street Muppet.
www.4freeimagehost.com
 
2006-10-27 11:39:51 AM  
I love the comment on the teeth! Well played, TSG.
 
2006-10-27 12:11:36 PM  
I wasn't sure if there were going to be pictures of the Elmo doll or the fat kid on a pastry. I wanted fat kid on a pastry.
 
2006-10-27 02:49:28 PM  
And Paris Hilton makes herself scarce.
 
2006-10-27 02:49:29 PM  
meth scares me (and not many drugs do)
 
2006-10-27 02:49:41 PM  
Tweaker Me Elmo
 
2006-10-27 02:50:31 PM  
God, I thought he was doing god, too. He was so successful... never thought he might have been hiding such a horrific habit...

/Maybe Elmo will get help in rehab.
 
2006-10-27 02:51:25 PM  
Look at that red motherfarker. Just smiling away while he gets busted. He knows he'll just get out in two to three and be back on the streets selling his poison.

/Justice systems needs stricter muppet laws.
 
2006-10-27 02:51:31 PM  
I think we're about to win the war on drugs. The drugs are in their last throes.
 
2006-10-27 02:51:40 PM  
Fat Kid on a pastry?
i67.photobucket.com
 
2006-10-27 02:51:54 PM  
SlobiticusRex: Never trust a Sesame Street Muppet.

The Muppets are a Jim Henson trademrk. Think Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Gonzo, etc. The Sesame Street gang are just puppets, not Muppets.
 
2006-10-27 02:54:54 PM  
yay my home town

go greeley
 
2006-10-27 02:55:15 PM  
I didn't Elmo had a skull.
 
2006-10-27 02:56:07 PM  
Pair-o-Dice
Funny pic

/see you in a few days
/NSFW
/not that I care
 
2006-10-27 02:59:04 PM  
Can we see a picture of the "Crime Lords" behind this caper? I'd like to know who's idea it was to go with the Elmo dolls...

LET'S SEE! I got it... Let's put the drugs in a BRIGHT RED puppet that every kid within ten blocks will grab and claw to get their hands on. BRILLIANT!
 
2006-10-27 03:01:45 PM  
Sources say they were somewhere on the edge of Barstow, when the drugs began to take hold. One red doll, who declined to be named but, recalls saying to the driver "I feel a bit light-headed, maybe you should drive..". It was immediately after that there was a thunderous roar of pre-recorded laughter and the sky was filled with what looked like huge multi-coloured letters and numbers, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which according to police was travelling about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas.A voice was reportedly heard screaming "AHAHAHAHA THAT TICKLES!!! AHAHAHA.." More at six.
 
2006-10-27 03:03:36 PM  
wotnartd

God, I thought he was doing god, too.

Doing god, is that who you have to blow to get a little crystal on sesame street?
 
2006-10-27 03:04:14 PM  
skylabdown [TotalFark]

LET'S SEE! I got it... Let's put the drugs in a BRIGHT RED puppet that every kid within ten blocks will grab and claw to get their hands on. BRILLIANT!


Good marketing ploy, hook em while their young..
 
2006-10-27 03:04:56 PM  
Sesame Street critters ARE muppets. They are trademarked by Jim Henson and are the pre-cursor to the Muppet Show.


For all the History, visit http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sesame_Street
 
2006-10-27 03:05:02 PM  
Epsilon: The Muppets are a Jim Henson trademrk. Think Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Gonzo, etc. The Sesame Street gang are just puppets, not Muppets.

And yet Kermit the Frog is on Sesame Street! What am I to think now?

Perhaps Jim Henson was associated with Sesame Street somehow?

Naaah.
 
2006-10-27 03:06:37 PM  
I think it's time we acknowledge the serious morality issues taking place in our Sesame Street neighbourhood.
We have people living in trash cans, homosexual love affairs and terrorists, and now a drug addict.

/think of the children, etc.
 
2006-10-27 03:10:29 PM  
Epsilon

Nothing amuses me more than annoying pedants who get their facts woefully wrong...
 
2006-10-27 03:12:38 PM  
First rule of transporting drugs - FOLLOW THE FREAKING LAW
-come to a complete stop at a stop sign
-come to a complete stop at a red light
-yellow light? brake!
-see those mph numbers? go below them!
-someone cuts you off? deal with it!
-can't hear yourself think? turn down the stereo!

Common people. I want my doobies just as much as the next guy. But you isiot trafficors are making the price of drugs go up, decreasing my overall highness, dammit.

So heres my life lesson of the day: If you're already doing something illegal, don't do anything else illegal! Especialy if someone else can see it!
 
2006-10-27 03:13:29 PM  
ShikouMori
I think it's time we acknowledge the serious morality issues taking place in our Sesame Street neighbourhood.
We have people living in trash cans, homosexual love affairs and terrorists, and now a drug addict.


Agreed. It's been unfair to leave out gang banging, hookers, and rioting. They could also just admit that Elmo sucks ass.
 
2006-10-27 03:14:29 PM  
UKerupt: First rule of transporting drugs - FOLLOW THE FREAKING LAW

Nope. That's the SECOND RULE. The first rule is:

DON'T BE HIGH WHILE TRAINSPORTING.
 
2006-10-27 03:14:50 PM  
Ga. governor is running on "I will double our states meth enforcement team budget, yes DOUBLE" and no income tax for the elderly.

/apparently he has a neverending supply of cash
/I can't for the life of me think of where the money comes from?
 
2006-10-27 03:16:52 PM  
Smuggle Me Elmo?
 
2006-10-27 03:17:40 PM  
Submitter is right. TSG is on that like stink on rice.
 
2006-10-27 03:18:35 PM  
feepness: Nope. That's the SECOND RULE. The first rule is:

DON'T BE HIGH WHILE TRAINSPORTING.


But being high while TRAINSPOTTING is perfectly ok.

As is while making dumb jokes about it on fark.
 
2006-10-27 03:21:08 PM  
Hobodeluxe FTW!
 
2006-10-27 03:22:04 PM  
Too bad they had to tear Elmo apart.

...they really made a meth of him.

/lame
 
2006-10-27 03:32:40 PM  
Epsilon: The Muppets are a Jim Henson trademrk. Think Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Gonzo, etc. The Sesame Street gang are just puppets, not Muppets.

The "puppets" on Sesame Street are, in fact, Muppets. Kermit was originally created for Sesame Street when Henson was just starting out. The money he made on the characters from Sesame Street mad it possible for him to start his own studio back in the mid-70s. They are created and trademarked by Jim Henson Associates and licensed to the Children's Television Workshop. As a quick aside, the vast majority of the Sesame Street Characters were voiced by either Henson himself or Frank Oz until Henson died.
 
2006-10-27 03:32:57 PM  
Don't meth with meth, Seth.
Don't meth with meth, Jo Beth.

//nothing is obscure on Fark
 
2006-10-27 03:39:16 PM  
FTA:

While Elmo has never previously been linked to narcotics distribution or use, the Sesame Street character appears to have no teeth, which frequently is seen in heavy meth users.

HAHAHAHAHAHHHA
 
2006-10-27 03:44:58 PM  
I bought that exact same doll for my daughter a couple years ago. It's sitting on her bed right now. Guess I'll have to frisk it when I get home.
 
2006-10-27 03:46:25 PM  
img.villagephotos.com
 
2006-10-27 03:50:13 PM  
Like Oprah on a baked ham...
 
2006-10-27 03:54:11 PM  
Pine Oil Funeral

You are scaring me. "Frisk"?
 
2006-10-27 04:06:25 PM  
Like Star Jones at an all you can eat buffet....
 
2006-10-27 04:07:38 PM  
They way all those idiot parents fight for elmo dolls at Christmas, you'd think they all came loaded with meth.
 
2006-10-27 04:10:15 PM  
I drove through Barstow once. If I were stuck there, I'd probably be shooting dope, too.
 
2006-10-27 04:17:16 PM  
Elmo's house very clean.
 
2006-10-27 04:19:00 PM  
starfreak: You are scaring me. "Frisk"?


I though "frisk" was a better than "cavity search"

:)
 
2006-10-27 04:22:09 PM  
Epsilon: The Muppets are a Jim Henson trademrk. Think Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Gonzo, etc. The Sesame Street gang are just puppets, not Muppets

Nope they are all muppets. Seasame Street is a Henson gig as well. They even made a really big deal about it on Seasame Street when Henson Died. Kermit also made several appearences on Seasame stret including his iconic "It's not easy being green".

/Former Grouch-kateer
//Really.
 
2006-10-27 04:23:39 PM  
I prefer, "we're on it - like a hobo on a ham sandwich"
 
2006-10-27 04:28:29 PM  
Neber seed a Elmo Autopsy before.

Nope nope.

/* sniff
 
2006-10-27 04:47:42 PM  
feepness, UKerupt:

The first rule of transporting drugs - DO NOT TALK ABOUT TRANSPORTING DRUGS.

The second rule of transporting drugs - DO NOT TALK ABOUT TRANSPORTING DRUGS.

/obligatory
 
2006-10-27 05:08:12 PM  
This reminds me of when tickle-me-elmo first came out and people were straight fiending for the damn thing, breaking glass windows in midtown manhattan, stealing it from babies etc. I never understood why people were going apeshiat over it. It's all clear now.
 
2006-10-27 05:16:16 PM  
I'd say there was a meth O.D. to their madness.
 
2006-10-27 05:43:11 PM  
The disturbing thing, trippdogg, is how easily I can imagine that caption in Elmo's voice. Creepy...
 
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