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(Some Guy)   Sandra Bullock's Secret to Sucess: Mind Blowing Sex   (derekhail.com) divider line 31
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2006-10-26 08:48:59 AM
Strange that we don't hear about more hugely successful porn stars. Because some of what I've seen can only be described as "mind blowing".
 
2006-10-26 09:04:25 AM
Oh, and ass cream.

She looks old for the first time. Much better, I'd hit it with Speed!
 
2006-10-26 09:19:55 AM
Who's greenlighting all the "our jealousy of celebrity oozes forth in rancid rivers of snark" blogger threads this morning?
 
2006-10-26 09:31:05 AM
Someone actually has sex with her? That blows my mind.
 
2006-10-26 09:38:18 AM
Mind blowing sex... and waxing your mustache regularly
 
2006-10-26 09:49:30 AM
I'd hit it so hard I'd knock her clean out of those unlaced Chuck Taylors.

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2006-10-26 09:53:15 AM
God, the words "mind blowing sex" and "Sandra Bullock" in the same sentence make my stomach churn.

/It just reminded me of "The Net" and now my brain hurts.
 
2006-10-26 10:09:11 AM
www.bustedtees.com
 
2006-10-26 10:38:08 AM
2006-10-26 09:19:55 AM Kyosuke

Amen. And if your going to do it do it right. It's almost enough to make a guy miss Walter Winchell.
 
2006-10-26 10:51:02 AM
Jesse James is indeed living a charmed life.
 
2006-10-26 10:53:28 AM
you know, since I've learned to control the trigger in my brain that controls endorphins/orgasm I've just gotten lazy and fat and stay in the house. (yoga works)

(yes I admit I am now a wirehead)
 
2006-10-26 10:56:57 AM
Good for her.

/ and that skirt picture is classic
// classic boner material
 
2006-10-26 11:04:05 AM
"I'd take a stab at it."

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2006-10-26 11:16:23 AM
What has she been in that has been successful?
 
2006-10-26 11:39:15 AM
Donald_McRonald: What has she been in that has been successful?

Speed?
 
2006-10-26 12:27:24 PM
Damn the person who greenlighted this.

She looks old in those pics, that makes ME feel old.

/bitter
 
2006-10-26 12:35:52 PM
Yawn...I go to the same college she did. So many better looking girls around here.


/not that i wouldn't let her blow...my mind?
 
2006-10-26 12:36:34 PM
Donald_McRonald: What has she been in that has been successful?

Crash?
 
2006-10-26 12:36:55 PM
/ghey on

That dress she's wearing is utterly ridiculous.

/ghey off
 
2006-10-26 12:53:38 PM
Yeah because her part in Crash was so important. If not for her then it would have flopped.
 
2006-10-26 01:11:46 PM
Yeah because her part in Crash was so important.

Easy, tiger. The question was What has she been in that has been successful?. Not "What has she starred in that has been successful".
 
2006-10-26 01:14:12 PM
I'm guessing the mind blowing sex is with directors and producers, because I can't see her getting jobs based on talent or looks.
 
2006-10-26 01:30:45 PM
So, then... Sex is her talent, eh? I was wondering if she had any at all.

(I'd totally hit that. She looks just like an ex-girlfriend of mine who was totally crazy, but super-freaky in the sackola.)
 
2006-10-26 01:35:45 PM
I'm pretty sure I woke up humping that last night
 
2006-10-26 01:44:30 PM
ass cream, you scream, we all scream for ass cream

/but what kind?
 
2006-10-26 04:26:25 PM
Donald_McRonald: What has she been in that has been successful?

Crash.
 
2006-10-26 04:44:09 PM
Fluid exchange? Gross.
 
2006-10-26 05:43:58 PM
Speed?
 
2006-10-26 09:00:22 PM

Someone actually has sex with her? That blows my mind.

God, the words "mind blowing sex" and "Sandra Bullock" in the same sentence make my stomach churn.

I'm guessing the mind blowing sex is with directors and producers, because I can't see her getting jobs based on talent or looks.



Yeah, looking at these pictures I can see where you guys are coming from. She is so disgusting.

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You must have Eva Longoria as a girlfriend.
 
2006-10-26 11:52:09 PM
I got to make out with Sandra Bullock one time. I was hanging out post 2 a.m. at the Cloak Room in Austin. It was a bet kinda thing between her friends and mine.

/she kisses like nobody's business...
 
2006-10-27 08:15:15 AM
findthefish if that story is anywere close to true, like this thread it is uselesss with out more pictures!

First celeb I ever had a private moment in the shower to....memories
 
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