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(M-Live)   Man caught having sex with a dog that had been dead for several days in full view of a daycare center. Dumbass, Scary and Sick tags all throw up in their mouths a little   (mlive.com) divider line 895
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2006-10-25 03:18:23 PM  
Was the dog named 'Poona'?
 
2006-10-25 03:18:34 PM  
/I wonder if they did it doggy style?

Hello, only a freak would fark a dog in the missionary position.

/I blame rap music.
//Wanna do it like they do on Animal Planet
 
2006-10-25 03:18:52 PM  
jrsyman

So, do you think this guy ever gave his girlfriend a dog collar and then tried to pass if off as a gag gift when she freaked out?

Better than giving her a thigh-master for Christmas.

/ Nope. Not gonna' say it.
 
2006-10-25 03:18:53 PM  
Wait, are you saying this chick was whoring out her dead dog?


I'm just saying it's possible.

But I don't know.

I don't. Know.
 
2006-10-25 03:18:55 PM  
You guys saying that you'd "hit that" are sick.. I mean, you haven't even seen a picture of it yet. Don't you have standards?
 
2006-10-25 03:19:05 PM  
Livid: am i the only one here that finds bloated dog carcasses just a little hot?

Well yeah, any dead dog carcass is bound to get hot in Georgia.
 
2006-10-25 03:19:25 PM  
I saw a GG Allin video where he tried (to no avail) to make love to a dead cat while playing a show in a basement. God damn amateur.
 
2006-10-25 03:19:29 PM  
Well, you can just rock ME to sleep tonite...


/i'd hit it
 
2006-10-25 03:19:37 PM  
You see what happened was...that his girlfriend's soul somehow got switched with the dog's soul and effen he loved his girlfriend that much then that's the end of the story.
 
2006-10-25 03:19:46 PM  
QuesoGrande: You guys saying that you'd "hit that" are sick.. I mean, you haven't even seen a picture of it yet. Don't you have standards?

That's true. I don't want to sound racist, but I don't do black labs.
 
2006-10-25 03:19:48 PM  
PorkChopSndwich5
trust_in_tux:
"I interrupt this thread to bring you a picture of a bunny..."

I'd hit it.

Yeah, with your car. Then you'd wait a few days until ripe. And then... multiplication tables
 
2006-10-25 03:19:56 PM  
There is nothing I could type that would express my disgust.
 
2006-10-25 03:20:05 PM  
Man bones long-dead dog
Young children ask, "WTF?"
Banner day on Fark
 
2006-10-25 03:20:16 PM  
Hello, only a freak would fark a dog in the missionary position.


That is so true.

SO true.


But do we even know that he was using a conventional orifice? I mean, after four days, there could have been any number of orifices to choose from.
 
2006-10-25 03:20:17 PM  
Damn. I bet his girlfriend is an ugly biatch...


OUCH!!!
 
2006-10-25 03:20:40 PM  
These kind of people turn out to be serial-killers.

I can say with almost 100% certainty that I will be a serial killer long before I start farking a dead-for-five-days dog. I mean, if it's one or the other, I'd be wearing your dad's skin as a dinner suit before you could blink.
 
2006-10-25 03:20:47 PM  
well, considering that evolution has taken place, and they both have common ancestors, this would actually fall under the category of BABUM!!

Incestual Pedopyroexibitionalist-Homonecrobeastiality
 
2006-10-25 03:21:24 PM  
HomerToeclipper: There is nothing I could type that would express my disgust.

So we can count you out for sloppy seconds then?
 
2006-10-25 03:22:15 PM  
thank god for dark humor to distract one from life's horror.
/hates the easily offended
 
2006-10-25 03:22:31 PM  
What happens in a dead dogs anus STAYS in a dead dogs anus.

I can think of two things that won't be stayin' there in this case. The first would be small, white, wriggly, and likes to eat dead flesh. The other would be small, off-white, slimy, and likes to swim.

Can you imagine the absolute horror running through the individual minds of good ole Ronald Kuch's boys right before they deployed?

"OMFG HE'S PUTTING US WHERE?!?!"
 
2006-10-25 03:22:36 PM  
Cop with Megaphone/Bullhorn: DOG...DOGFARKER, do you need assistance?
www.badmovieplanet.com
 
2006-10-25 03:22:38 PM  
platypusjones --- If that doesn't make it to "cliche" status
I will be dissapointed in all of you.
 
2006-10-25 03:22:46 PM  
Is the girlfriend dead?
 
2006-10-25 03:22:46 PM  
TheSignPost: But do we even know that he was using a conventional orifice? I mean, after four days, there could have been any number of orifices to choose from.

Just roll the pooch over and find the soft spots.
 
2006-10-25 03:22:48 PM  
This thread is teh funny.

/maggot pussy
 
2006-10-25 03:22:52 PM  
ChubbyTiger
Could we please start a cliche about this somehow?

I think the thread itself kinda is the cliche, but if we have to have one, I kinda like the necrohomopedopyrobeastiality thing. The word I mean. Not the act. Well, maybe the act.
 
2006-10-25 03:23:07 PM  
Your dog doesn't want tube-steak.

/groan
 
2006-10-25 03:23:29 PM  
Slesfo...

BRAVO!

and...

/i'd hit it.
 
2006-10-25 03:23:41 PM  
maybe the road kill was dinner, and he was just seasoning it?
 
2006-10-25 03:24:02 PM  
www.blonnet.com
 
2006-10-25 03:24:17 PM  
theeasterndandy: maybe the road kill was dinner, and he was just seasoning it?


Salt's not all that expensive...
 
2006-10-25 03:24:22 PM  
Step 1: Hit dog with car.
Step 2: Let it rot a couple of days.
Step 3: ???? (get caught farking it)
Step 4: Profit.
 
2006-10-25 03:24:38 PM  
that is absolutely horrible, I used to work a few blocks from there and to think I may have come across that nasty man makes me want to pour scalding hot water over my entire body and scrub with industrial disinfectant using steel wool
 
2006-10-25 03:25:34 PM  
forlorn angel: that is absolutely horrible, I used to work a few blocks from there and to think I may have come across that nasty man makes me want to pour scalding hot water over my entire body and scrub with industrial disinfectant using steel wool


So I guess we can't count on you getting us pictures of the dog, huh?
 
2006-10-25 03:25:40 PM  
For all we know, it could have been Lindsay Hohan passed out that was getting farked by this guy.
 
2006-10-25 03:25:40 PM  
IXI Jim IXI: Salt's not all that expensive...

Neither is man chowder.
 
2006-10-25 03:25:47 PM  
scheissekotzen.blogs.com

"Doggy style. Just the way I like it."


/Call the lawyer. I_C_Weener impugned another celeb.
 
2006-10-25 03:25:53 PM  
I'm at work, so I can't check, but does anyone know if www.farkmeinthegoatass.com is still around??? of course replace the word fark with the appropriate word.
 
2006-10-25 03:26:22 PM  
How come they left the dog out for 4 days? If the dog was alive...do you think they'd be a shotgun wedding?
 
2006-10-25 03:26:31 PM  
Twitch OSX
For all we know, it could have been Lindsay Hohan passed out that was getting farked by this guy.

Oh, man, the original story was gross enough.
 
2006-10-25 03:26:38 PM  
Oh yeah. This was the guy who kept petitioning for a dead dog park.
 
2006-10-25 03:26:45 PM  
IXI Jim IXI

"HomerToeclipper: There is nothing I could type that would express my disgust.

So we can count you out for sloppy seconds then?"

Yes, Vietnamese people don't like their meat over-seasoned
 
2006-10-25 03:27:42 PM  
IXI Jim IXI:Salt's not all that expensive...


It's that new organic free-range salt. Big difference.
 
2006-10-25 03:28:12 PM  
XXMI XIVIX XVIXIX VIIVX

/just sayin..
 
2006-10-25 03:28:14 PM  
How come they left the dog out for 4 days?

Bait.
 
2006-10-25 03:28:37 PM  
I wonder what Cleveland thinks about this
 
2006-10-25 03:28:55 PM  
Thuull

Can you imagine the absolute horror running through the individual minds of good ole Ronald Kuch's boys right before they deployed?

You know, despite every image and thought that this incident has brought up, I can honestly say that I had not once considered the mindset of this guy's sperm moments after ejaculation. I really and truly can say that that wasn't a consideration.

You just know that the sperm that sticks in the dog's ass will be envious of the stuff that makes it out of the dog's ass. They'd be all like "dammit! He dies on the ground, and I've got to die stuck three inches up on a dog's ass. There is no farking justice in the world. PS this guy liked scat porn." exeunt [pursued by a stream of nasty dead dog liquid diahrrea].
 
2006-10-25 03:28:56 PM  
Dog-humping stomach popping peanuts and a prize..that's what you get with Doggy Snatch!
 
2006-10-25 03:29:01 PM  
IXI Jim IXI
Salt's not all that expensive...

But where's the fun?
 
2006-10-25 03:29:06 PM  
Hollywood Cole: Step 1: Hit dog with car.
Step 2: Let it rot a couple of days.
Step 3: ???? (get caught farking it)
Step 4: Profit.


1: Hit dog with car.
2: Let it rot a couple of days.
3: Farkit.

There is no step four.
 
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