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(SFGate)   'Golf rage' causing golf dolts to attack other golf dolts on golf courses   (sfgate.com) divider line 77
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2006-10-24 09:34:56 PM  
There can be only one... dolt at this hole.
 
2006-10-24 09:35:10 PM  
Whatever happened to just plain ol' rage?
 
2006-10-24 09:35:24 PM  
Same as with rappers. Let them kill each other.
 
2006-10-24 09:35:26 PM  
If only they used golf carts.
 
2006-10-24 09:37:20 PM  
FTA: "I don't beat up on my grandpa, he wasn't my grandpa, so I hit him,"

Where's the dumbass tag?
 
2006-10-24 09:37:54 PM  
"golf dolts" by that you mean attractive and successful African-Americans
 
2006-10-24 09:38:36 PM  
They just wish their clubs were bigger.
 
2006-10-24 09:39:07 PM  
i fail to see how gramps was a dolt...

/be the ball, danny...
 
2006-10-24 09:40:21 PM  
i41.photobucket.com
 
2006-10-24 09:40:27 PM  
I want you to kill all the gophers golfers at Bushwood!
 
2006-10-24 09:40:27 PM  
Where the hell is the respect for one's elders?

I farkin' hate kids today.

If my kid ever did that, I would kill him... just like they used to do.
 
2006-10-24 09:41:26 PM  
Sorry, I just had a vision of Tim Conway's "Dorf" going all ninja on a bunch of 60-somethings in plaid pants.


/it's a Cinderella story...
 
2006-10-24 09:42:00 PM  
www.pgtvcable3.com

let the golfer bashing begin
 
2006-10-24 09:42:01 PM  

Where the hell is the respect for one's elders?

I farkin' hate kids today.

If my kid ever did that, I would kill him... just like they used to do.


I think you mean to add: "Get off my damn lawn!"
 
2006-10-24 09:42:02 PM  
Any "sport" that you can perform while drinking isn't a "sport".

/flame on...
 
2006-10-24 09:42:08 PM  
Somebody's been watching Sideways...
 
2006-10-24 09:42:39 PM  
Nanananananana....


Nanananananananana...
 
2006-10-24 09:42:48 PM  
damn you FarkinFarker

same damn picture even
 
2006-10-24 09:43:06 PM  
So all golfers will wipe themselves out? I don't see a downside. Let kids have all that land an the businessman swine can conduct their business deals in strip clubs where they belong.
 
2006-10-24 09:43:45 PM  
LukeA - Classic.

That old bastage was crazy!
 
2006-10-24 09:43:57 PM  
www.bullz-eye.com

He's not my grandpa, so I hit him
 
2006-10-24 09:44:13 PM  
White people is crazy.
 
2006-10-24 09:44:18 PM  
 
2006-10-24 09:44:41 PM  
Waiting for that a Sideways screencap.
 
2006-10-24 09:45:17 PM  
"I don't beat up on my grandpa, he wasn't my grandpa, so I hit him," Ryan Alexander said

I like how he progresses from making an axiom, following through with a postulate. Who says our kids is not learning?
 
2006-10-24 09:45:46 PM  
Whoa...I just RTFA...what a couple of asstards. Federal prison sounds like just about the right place for them.

I wonder if they'll get treated similarly to child molesters? "Oh, you beat up on a senior citizen? Come on over here into this secluded area the guards never check with me and my friends!"
 
2006-10-24 09:46:15 PM  
We have magistrates in this country?
 
2006-10-24 09:47:02 PM  
It happens to everyone eventually. I bet those punks were farking trashballs. I'm 18, and a golfer by the way, so I'm not bias here. One time, these rednecks kept heckling me while I was trying to hit(only 14 at the time, and by myself). I just walked away and reported them. however, if that happened NOW, I would have taken my sand-wedge out and gone Walter Sobchak on their asses.


geez, two walter threads in one day. check my profile.
 
2006-10-24 09:47:29 PM  
What do you expect from a generation raised on Caddyshack and Happy Gilmore? They think that's the way it's supposed to be.
 
Bek
2006-10-24 09:48:35 PM  
This thread needs a screen cap of Thomas Haden Church running around like a monster with a golf club.

/off to find!
 
2006-10-24 09:48:42 PM  
Ship those kids to Iraq.
 
2006-10-24 09:50:36 PM  
Those two kids are idiots. I would like to stick a nine-iron up each of their asses.
 
2006-10-24 09:51:10 PM  
i96.photobucket.com
WANTED FOR QUESTIONING
 
2006-10-24 09:57:19 PM  
Yeah, after the 3rd time they hit into us, I've sent balls back at following group...well over and past them actually.
 
2006-10-24 10:00:30 PM  
img91.imageshack.us
 
2006-10-24 10:00:32 PM  
The end of the greatest movie golfcourse confrontation ever:
And now you're gonna die, wearing that stupid little hat. How does it feel?
/Falling Down
 
2006-10-24 10:00:35 PM  
It's more fun to take the golfball after they hit into you for the third or fourth time and hide it somewhere.. like in the pond behind the green or the woods. Funny as hell watching them look all around for the ball for 15 minutes plus the added bonus of getting them off your ass for at least a few additional holes.
 
2006-10-24 10:04:35 PM  
AJ_2118: It's more fun to take the golfball after they hit into you for the third or fourth time and hide it somewhere.. like in the pond behind the green or the woods. Funny as hell watching them look all around for the ball for 15 minutes plus the added bonus of getting them off your ass for at least a few additional holes.

My father would knock it into the water in full view of the group. He could be a mean bastid.
 
2006-10-24 10:08:20 PM  
I spent a summer working at a muni golf course. They had to replace a section of the 9th green that summer because some meathead on a corporate junket missed his 3 foot putt, swung his putter around, and buried it in the temple of one of his playing partners. Blood doesnt come out of a green easily.
 
2006-10-24 10:12:53 PM  
It took way to long for a Falling Down reference to appear. You should all be ashamed.
 
2006-10-24 10:17:35 PM  
AJ_2118: hide it somewhere.. like in the pond behind the green or the woods.

or my pocket
 
2006-10-24 10:19:12 PM  
this is why I prefer disc golf
 
2006-10-24 10:23:21 PM  
What's with this something rage phenomenon these days?

Is it so tough to accept that a disturbingly large number of people are just assholes?
 
2006-10-24 10:26:51 PM  
If I had to wear those gay clothes, whack a few balls with a skinny stick and lose to people who only have their jobs because of cronyism, I'd be mad too.
 
2006-10-24 10:28:17 PM  
These assholes are the reason I stopped playing golf. The nastiest people I've met as an adult have been on the golf course. Yuck.
 
2006-10-24 10:38:02 PM  
Can't believe no one picked up on this little ditty...

Golfer: Fore!

[hits a golf ball at Foster]

Bill Foster: [takes out a shotgun] Five! What are you trying to do? Kill me with a golf ball? It's not enough you have all these beautiful acres fenced in for your little game, but you gotta kill me with a golf ball? You should have children playing here, you should have families having picnics, you should have a goddamn petting zoo. But instead you've got these stupid electric carts for you old men with nothing better to do.

[shoots a golf cart]

Bill Foster: Now aren't you ashamed?

[after Bill shoots the golf cart, triggering Frank's heart attack]

Bill Foster: What's wrong?

Frank: My - heart...

Bill Foster: Well, what can I do about it?

Frank: Pills... get p-pills...

Bill Foster: Where are your pills?

[Frank points towards the cart, which has just plunged into a water hazard]

Bill Foster: Bad news. Your little car's gonna drown. And you're gonna die, wearing that stupid little hat. How does it feel?

...from wikipedia...
 
2006-10-24 10:41:44 PM  
Golf is what the national sport would be if the axis powers had won WW2. They'd wear arm bands if the libruhl media wouldn't make a big fat deal about it.
 
2006-10-24 10:42:26 PM  
How many words are we going to stick in front of the word "rage" before someone just says the obvious? "Maybe these aren't different rages, and maybe we should be asking why adults are more and more prone to temper tantrums."
 
2006-10-24 10:44:51 PM  
prezto
That movie is awesome, here's the scene!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E73RM9gS7bU&mode=related&search=
 
2006-10-24 10:45:58 PM  
I read "Golf Dolls"

This tread is useless without pics of Golf Dolls.

BTW: The military police at Schofield Barracks still have my golf clubs. The first hole at the base golf course runs next to a busy street. I shot off the tee and in to the trees to the left. I decided to shoot again and it went the same place. When I went to look for the balls, there was an mp and a platoon of grunts (infantry). The infantry guys had been marching along when a golf ball almost decimated their ranks. The second shot almost killed this squirrely butter bar who waved down the MP. The MP decided bad golfing wasn't a crime but he took my name, unit and the golf clubs. Since I gave him a fake name and unit, there was no way I could retrieve the clubs.
 
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