what the fark??? i can't understand what the crazy person is saying.

"you get oscillating?"

I've always found that Astroglide works better.

timmy_the_tooth: what the fark??? i can't understand what the crazy person is saying.

"you get oscillating?"

She keeps yelling, "You get Vaseline."

I admit I'm a little drunk but... WTF was that?!

SpeshilEdjukashin: I admit I'm a little drunk but... WTF was that?!

I'm stone cold sober, and I had the same reaction.

umm what?? did tyra join scientology and catch the tom cruise crazys??

Was that a bottle of Vaseline encrusted in bling?

vaseline? what for? to make home-made napalm?

(everyone knows that pork flavored arse jelly is the product endorsed by 4 out of 5 pornographers.)

I guess I'm curious enough to look later.

RocketRod: It's a snip from a clip from her show where she was doing a parody of Oprah's constant gift-giving...

OOOOO ok.. that makes it clip make sense.. she did a really convincing job of it..

that Oprah is one crazy chick...

timmy_the_tooth: (everyone knows that pork flavored arse jelly is the product endorsed by 4 out of 5 pornographers.)

Does it come in other flavors?

brap: I'm filled with shame but I must admit I am completely addicted to "America's Next Top Model."

i'm not a huge fan of this cycle...
the twins are kinda cool.. one straight one gay..
thats kind interesting...

I felt embarassed for her while I watched that.

THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE!

that is just insane. she's lost it.
and besides vaseline, what was the theme of that show?
she had no no makeup and looks like her sleep pajamas.
she looked and sounded really skeery.
she's trying to *be* naomi, isn't she?

Josh The Stampede: THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE!

Should we crown their ass?

Hooray for technical virgins! (possibly nsfw)

WTF?? Man, she looked downright farkin nuts!

Oh, it's a parody...damn. Thank god, I thought she totally lost it.

Ok, that's kinda funny then.

Respect. Vaseline, lol.

First time this video was posted (still on main Fark video page): Fri, 20 Oct 2006 at 3:39 PM

Now this video, which is shorter and lacks context: Tue, 24 Oct 2006 at 5:34 PM


Only 97hrs and 55min apart. C'mon, we can get them closer than that.

Petrolatum ain't good for your insides.

/read that on the intraweb thingy

I'm at work.. no sounds. But that totally reminded me of dance monkey dance balmer video.

The story behind the Vaseline. (pops)

/according to Tyra
//damage control

OK, all yall are morans.
It's a joke. She's making fun of Oprah.

Personally, I thought it was hilarious.
I wanted to hate Tyra since she's a supermodel, but my gf likes her and made me watch her, and she's actually pretty decent.

joshthestampede and cougarjeff win not just the thread but everything else, as well.

Tallgordon: and made me watch her


right.....

uh...

Why am I frightened and aroused at the same time?

I think I'll go kill some kittens quietly in the corner while in the fetal position.

/I'd still like to give some vasoline.
//if you know what I mean.
///HEY! I'm a poet
////and I didn't even know it.

2006-10-24 09:54:49 PM Tallgordon

OK, all yall are morans.
It's a joke. She's making fun of Oprah.

Ooh ooh ooh! Is it too late for me to be a moran too, since I'm posting this AFTER your incredibly astute observations and gut-busting witticism? Please tell me I'm a moran also!

Why am I frightened and aroused at the same time?

I was thinking she might be a crazy biatch, but I'll bet she's fun in the sack.

Also....doesn't she know vaseline is excessively nasty when used for 'that' purpose? As it doesn't leave the orifice in question and harbors bacteria which gives you a septic ass.

Vaseline is NOT for anal sex. Should never be used for sex at all. The oil will cause condom breakage in record time, and if you're doing it without the condom you should be aware that disease transmission is much more successful via the back passage than anywhere else. HELLO DISEASE!
Use a water based lubricant AND A CONDOM.
Not that anyone here will ever have the chance to experience sex. Damned uneducated, sexless farkers.

gocheesego

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