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(AskMen)   Askmen's latest random top whatever list: Top 49 Men   ( divider line
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12856 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Oct 2006 at 1:31 PM (11 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2006-10-24 01:34:16 PM  
askmen articles still getting posted? things definitely havent changed
2006-10-24 01:34:36 PM  
a greenlight that nobody cares about.
2006-10-24 01:35:00 PM  
I'm glad askmen has come out of the closet finally and is now just posting lists of its top men.
2006-10-24 01:35:00 PM  
I think yesterday's shiat kitty video was a better link than this
2006-10-24 01:36:15 PM  
Next up on Askmen: Top 300 paid Askmen links that also sucked squirrel balls.
2006-10-24 01:36:22 PM  
Nice picture.
2006-10-24 01:38:35 PM  
Lance Armstrong is at number four. And yet he's only half a man!
2006-10-24 01:38:48 PM  
I noticed the list goes quickly from people that are out there actually doing something that makes a difference, to pop and movie stars.

George Clooney as #1? This list completely fails.
2006-10-24 01:38:57 PM  
Someone post a list so I dont have to click

2006-10-24 01:39:15 PM  
some people will submit any junk to get a greenlight, and other people will greenlight it for mysterious reasons unknown to everyone elese
2006-10-24 01:39:19 PM  
Why not just call it Askmen's latest sponsored link and get it over with?

/won't rtfa
2006-10-24 01:39:58 PM  
Next year top 69 list..

/Wooow greenlight
2006-10-24 01:40:03 PM  
Chuck Norris just killed all the men on the list.
2006-10-24 01:41:01 PM  
It's men.
49 of them.
I will most certainly clicky the link this time.
2006-10-24 01:41:03 PM  
Askmen post should be placed in the FARK classifed section.

The way we can stop askmen posting is not to click the link and not to post in the threads.

Let's kill askmen postings.
2006-10-24 01:41:26 PM  
Wow, way to hit your demographic.

When I get a mens magazine I'm not interested in hot women or how to score on the first date. Nope what I'm really interested in is top 49 guys.
2006-10-24 01:43:23 PM  
2006-10-24 01:43:33 PM  
I like that these two are consecutive:

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/also: Go, Anthony Bourdain!
2006-10-24 01:44:32 PM  
2006-10-24 01:44:59 PM  
George Clooney as #1? This list completely fails.

This is a list of men the AskMen editors have crushes on.
2006-10-24 01:45:11 PM  
This is bullshiat!

I didn't pay for this sort of greenlight!

/Like I said, I didn't pay.
2006-10-24 01:46:08 PM  
Never heard of half of them. Must lead a sheltered life or just don't care.
2006-10-24 01:46:34 PM  
Waaaait a second! Jon Stewart is only #12?!

/regrets link clicky now...
2006-10-24 01:47:11 PM  

They have Jamie Oliver on there, but not Alton Brown?? That's bullshiat.
2006-10-24 01:47:25 PM  
Anyone knows that ALL the top men hang on Fark

stupid article
2006-10-24 01:47:32 PM  
chefs, fashion designers, tennis players and actors.

If this is what is considered "manly" I have to invent a new sex.

I am ashamed to be lumped in with this list of fem-boys.
2006-10-24 01:47:35 PM  
AskMen needs to DIAF
2006-10-24 01:47:59 PM  
so askmen is finally openly gay?

does that mean we can post it under the Boobies/Wieners/NSFW section?

2006-10-24 01:48:05 PM  
This is such a weak, metrosexual list of bleached-haired wusses. What happened to this guy

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2006-10-24 01:48:55 PM  
Oh yeah - and they need to add Dr. Norman Borlaug to that list. He should never been overlooked or forgotten.
2006-10-24 01:50:29 PM's list of favorite men. How shocking! At least they didn't outright title it "Top 49 Men We Want To Fark In The Ass".
2006-10-24 01:52:04 PM  
I DNRTFATYVM, so what cool guys, bad guys, guys that like plastic inflatable bunnies, what?
2006-10-24 01:52:16 PM  

/pukes violently
2006-10-24 01:53:34 PM  
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This link is

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2006-10-24 01:56:16 PM  
George Clooney? W-T-F?
2006-10-24 01:58:07 PM  
And you submitted it, submitter.
2006-10-24 01:59:13 PM  
askmen is the biggest piece of crap in the universe.
2006-10-24 01:59:23 PM  
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2006-10-24 02:00:49 PM  
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2006-10-24 02:02:21 PM  
Is there anybody here--male or female, gay or straight--who really gives a shiat about this? Show of hands, please.

Why the fark was this article ever written?
2006-10-24 02:03:12 PM  
They really expect me to click through 49 pages of that crap just to read the whole list? Seriously, is there an easier way? If not, then they are just monkey testicles.
2006-10-24 02:03:21 PM  
Wow. As if we didn't already KNOW these dafodils were out there, Askmen provides an up to date listing of the collective castrata currently in operation. Yay? Gay.
2006-10-24 02:04:00 PM  
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2006-10-24 02:07:27 PM  
No totally gay list is complete without Dr. Phil.

/nominates Dr. Phil for the #50 slot
2006-10-24 02:09:00 PM  
No totally gay list is complete without Dr. Phil.

I want you to start living as a gay woman.
2006-10-24 02:09:03 PM  
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2006-10-24 02:10:34 PM  
George Clooney is the #1 man? Hes a farking ACTOR. God I hate stupid articles like this.
2006-10-24 02:12:58 PM  
Jocks, celebrities, celebritiy chefs, rich guys, a few others. Stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid.

Sorry, but to my mind, a good man (or good woman for that matter) is someone in the Ghandi - MLKjr - Mother Teresa - Nelson Mandela mold.
2006-10-24 02:13:59 PM  
top 49 men... that they'd like to boink?
2006-10-24 02:17:09 PM  
I'm not going to read the list, but if I'm not on it, it's crap.
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