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(Electric New Paper)   Craving for a $1.40 dessert may cost a woman $47,000 after she accidentally two buildings ablaze   (newpaper.asia1.com.sg) divider line 58
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Megain
2006-10-21 09:36:58 PM
submitter: Craving for a $1.40 dessert may cost a woman $47,000 after she accidentally two buildings ablaze

she what?
 
AntiNorm
2006-10-21 09:42:12 PM
blacksburgpower.com

heh heh heh FIRE heh heh heh heh FIRE heh heh heh
 
DarthBrooks
2006-10-21 09:45:14 PM
Craving for a $1.40 dessert may cost a woman $47,000 after she accidentally two buildings ablaze

That's nothing. I accidentally three lawnmowers on Wednesday.

But once I seven Wal-Marts I felt a lot better.

/Darmok at Tenagra?
 
Con_Authority
2006-10-21 09:57:29 PM
My god, that headline was GREEN Lighted?
 
Mr. Programmer
2006-10-21 09:58:44 PM
I think the submitter means

"Craving for $1.40 dessert cost woman $,000 after she accidentally two buildings ablaze set"
 
DaCricket [TotalFark]
2006-10-21 10:00:37 PM
Submitter you forgot to mention she 10 motorcycles.
 
DaCricket [TotalFark]
2006-10-21 10:01:37 PM
The dessert shop owner may also face charges for violating fire regulations.

Ya think?
 
popo1
2006-10-21 10:03:30 PM
Singapore? Bust out the canes, yeah!
 
From_The_Year_2000
2006-10-21 10:04:40 PM
I think this the perfect headline
 
jarrett
2006-10-21 10:22:21 PM
CNN is reporting that hundreds of transitive verbs were destroyed in the blaze.
 
Kyosuke
2006-10-21 10:26:04 PM
Someone needs to verb some more nouns. Apparently, we are running out.
 
skinink
2006-10-21 11:01:59 PM
I bet the headline submitter likes to eat flied lice. Me no fail english!
 
Tom-Servo
2006-10-21 11:03:43 PM
Bah! That's nothing.
I accidentally 6 keys yesterday.
 
Tachikoma
2006-10-21 11:04:55 PM
I'd like to take a set for $500, please.
 
Calcasieu
2006-10-21 11:05:07 PM
img155.imageshack.us

"King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!"
 
Sid_6.7 [TotalFark]
2006-10-21 11:05:12 PM
Murphy wanted for questioning?
 
Scorpinock
2006-10-21 11:05:20 PM
Someone set us up the dessert?

Main blaze turn on.

You have no chance to building. Make your time.
 
TroyMclure
2006-10-21 11:05:25 PM
Come on people, cut Borat some slack.
 
kb7rky
2006-10-21 11:05:49 PM
Dathon and Picard at El'A'Drel...

Temba, when the walls fell!
 
ramblur
2006-10-21 11:06:43 PM
DarthBrooks: /Darmok at Tenagra?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...I can't stop laughing!

/emotion chip malfunction
 
jayday
2006-10-21 11:09:52 PM
Did she Eat the Buildings?????
What did she Do????

I MUST KNOW!!


/And no RTFA is just too easy a solution.
//It would just screw up my making stoopid comments.
///Cant have that happen.
 
themindiswatching [TotalFark]
2006-10-21 11:10:03 PM
New Fark cliche accidently soon?
 
StopArrestingMe
2006-10-21 11:10:08 PM
A sentence like this could make all the difference in the world for guys on that To Catch a Predator show.


"I will you soft and gently"
 
hypers36
2006-10-21 11:11:01 PM
After she did what?
 
Tanis
2006-10-21 11:11:31 PM
What kind of motorcycles explode when they fall over?
 
carterhawk001
2006-10-21 11:12:40 PM
kb7rky: Dathon and Picard at El'A'Drel...

Shaka, when the walls fell!

Fixed that for ya
 
cxwe090
2006-10-21 11:13:11 PM
Funniest replies evar!
 
give me doughnuts
2006-10-21 11:14:23 PM
Tanis, those were Hollywood motorcycles. They are made by the same company that makes the cars that explode in mid-air when you drive them off a cliff.
 
Vandal7000
2006-10-21 11:17:52 PM
I think we are all missing something very important about the source: Electric New Paper.
 
The Invisible Sky Wizard
2006-10-21 11:18:47 PM
Chaka Khan let me you when the walls let me you Chaka Khan his sails unfurled.

/huh?
 
BigEd
2006-10-21 11:30:00 PM
Best comments section in a long time.. :) DarthBrooks wins!!!
 
studebaker hoch [TotalFark]
2006-10-21 11:33:20 PM
She only got caught because she accidentally the cops.
 
Klintor
2006-10-21 11:36:07 PM
This article green lighted?
 
Resin33
2006-10-21 11:53:04 PM
That headline was poorly.
 
kb7rky
2006-10-21 11:59:02 PM
2006-10-21 11:12:40 PM carterhawk001


kb7rky: Dathon and Picard at El'A'Drel...

Shaka, when the walls fell!

Fixed that for ya

shiat...and I myself a Trekkie...

/tanks!
//had to the new cliche'
 
whitetrashcompactor
2006-10-22 12:00:53 AM
These are some of the comments ever!!!!!
 
The Crushing Silence of Non-Production
2006-10-22 12:05:11 AM
I kind of this cliche.
 
geetus
2006-10-22 12:15:03 AM
OL
 
vyse316
2006-10-22 12:15:51 AM
The submitter forgot to mention that she also the entire offensive line of the Packers.
 
TheHappyCanadian
2006-10-22 12:24:15 AM
carterhawk001: kb7rky: Dathon and Picard at El'A'Drel...

Shaka, when the walls fell!

Fixed that for ya

HIS EYES OPENED
 
CRYAN01
2006-10-22 12:25:24 AM
I think headline the green light so we could this.
 
Lance Uppercut
2006-10-22 12:29:15 AM
Calcasieu: "King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!"


Bravo.

I nearly at that reference.
 
MsterScary [TotalFark]
2006-10-22 12:44:21 AM
Wow I haven't like that in a while.
 
jayday
2006-10-22 12:44:53 AM
My Gawd......I think the censors hostage.
 
Makineri
2006-10-22 12:58:25 AM
That headline no verb.
 
Ghostbox
2006-10-22 01:17:07 AM
H H H H !!11 I'm forgetting!1
 
Esion Modnar
2006-10-22 01:19:48 AM
Somebody me a new keyboard.
 
Darth Phallus
2006-10-22 01:30:42 AM
Somebody set up us the fire!
 
im_naked_right_now
2006-10-22 01:47:19 AM
Verbs In A Fire
 
FarkingStan
2006-10-22 03:00:19 AM
And if we add a verb, this comprehendable.
 
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