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(DFW.com)   Shat upon from above, 'toilet ice' strikes again   (dfw.com) divider line 52
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2006-10-20 05:35:31 PM
now that's what i call a sh*tstorm...
 
2006-10-20 05:43:04 PM
Toilet Ice would be a great name for a band.
 
2006-10-20 05:55:17 PM
They didn't discover the chunk of ice on the bed and the 2-foot-wide hole in the ceiling until Thursday morning.

I hope that just means the movie they were watching lasted past midnight.
 
2006-10-20 05:58:26 PM
If the filter found "shat" offensive, would the result be "shaat"?
 
2006-10-20 06:33:49 PM
sariq

The smarter bet is that they were in her bed, in a seperate room.

The older a couple, the further apart they sleep.

With age comes wisdom?
 
2006-10-20 06:45:05 PM
10 U.S.C. 311: The smarter bet is that they were in her bed, in a seperate room.

I'll buy that.
 
2006-10-20 06:57:12 PM
He won't shiat on the wing! He won't shiat on the wing! He won't ...


www.rodserling.com

 
2006-10-20 06:58:10 PM
"I think we had somebody extra looking over us,"

They're doing a lot more than looking.
 
2006-10-20 06:58:34 PM
seattlepi.nwsource.com
 
2006-10-20 07:01:59 PM
www.drunken-ninja.com


/not impressed
 
2006-10-20 07:04:10 PM
"I think we had somebody extra looking over us,"

Not this time. God was too busy making tree limbs fall in the shape of a cross in Buffalo.
 
2006-10-20 07:05:45 PM
For some reason, I wanna sing "Shat through the heart/and your to blame".

And the girl from Dead Like Me is very unfortunate-looking.
 
2006-10-20 07:06:40 PM
"I think we had somebody extra looking over us,"

through the hole in your roof? i think you need to call someone about that
 
2006-10-20 07:09:34 PM
Dammit meowza, I came in here to say something like that.

If God were looking over them you'd think He'd have, you know, NOT let a big chunk of ice fall on their house. That, and he obviously hates people in 3rd world nations.
 
2006-10-20 07:10:09 PM
www.drunken-ninja.com

/O Rly?
 
2006-10-20 07:10:57 PM
Now that's what I call an I.C.B.M.!!!!

/puns
 
2006-10-20 07:14:07 PM
Johnson_NavinR: Now that's what I call an I.C.B.M.!!!!

Not punny!
 
2006-10-20 07:20:28 PM
Toilet Ice would be a great name for a band.

I prefer "Shat Upon From Above" for a band name
 
2006-10-20 07:20:50 PM
That's not a Meteor, that there's what we call a Boeing Bomb... the peanut is the dead giveaway.
 
2006-10-20 07:21:31 PM
"I think we had somebody extra looking over us," Evelyn McElroy said from her wheelchair

Irony tag FTW!
 
2006-10-20 07:22:49 PM
Hahaha, I came in here JUST for the Joe Dirt jokes.

/he puts an "e" on the end and pronounces it "deer-tay". It's cool.
 
2006-10-20 07:22:59 PM
didn't somebody mention something about hanging from the
top of the stall and bombing the toilet?

/kick it up a notch!
 
2006-10-20 07:24:53 PM
"I think we had somebody extra looking over us," Evelyn McElroy said from her wheelchair Thursday afternoon.

I'm not clear on what she meant by "extra."

Herman, the uncle of Yaweh?
 
2006-10-20 07:29:02 PM
members.cox.net
 
2006-10-20 07:29:16 PM
img58.imageshack.us
 
2006-10-20 07:30:57 PM
as one reviewer said about the (excremental) Star Trek IV (the one directed, or, rather, misdirected by Big Bill)...

Shat Happens.

///shattie slashies
 
2006-10-20 07:39:54 PM
JSieverts: as one reviewer said about the (excremental) Star Trek IV (the one directed, or, rather, misdirected by Big Bill)...

Star Trek V, actually.

/double-dumb-ass on you!
 
2006-10-20 07:54:51 PM
Airplane: Your government.

William & Evelyn McElroy: You.
 
2006-10-20 08:03:26 PM
"Look out below" trifecta in play...
 
2006-10-20 08:04:30 PM
I see the Bush Derangement Syndrome has reared its ugly head.
 
2006-10-20 08:18:40 PM
img157.imageshack.us

Blue Ice?

How a-propos!
 
2006-10-20 08:24:57 PM
Not to hijack but my life won't be complete until there's a proper finale to Dead Like Me.

/Damn i miss that show
//Really
///A lot
 
2006-10-20 08:25:44 PM
Well, at least it wasn't a toilet seat.

/kudos RectalFury
 
2006-10-20 08:30:52 PM
www.tshirtbordello.com
/fudge
 
2006-10-20 09:06:07 PM
Wouldn't it be Yellow or Brown Ice? Or does human waste turn blue at terminal velocity?
 
2006-10-20 09:27:47 PM
i hope the airline pays for it. big time up the rear end.
 
2006-10-20 09:58:40 PM
www.a-film.nl

approves.
 
2006-10-20 10:11:44 PM
You can always tell a failed musician by how they think that insipid combinations of words would 'make great names for bands'.

GBTW, failed musicians.
 
2006-10-20 10:25:45 PM
You don't have to live near a warzone to get hit by an icy BM.
 
2006-10-20 10:27:36 PM
That really shiats the bed.
 
2006-10-20 10:45:16 PM
Five Minute Standup: You don't have to live near a warzone to get hit by an icy BM.

hehe.. I laughed.
 
2006-10-20 10:59:45 PM
Five Minute Standup

/thread
 
2006-10-21 12:18:28 AM
Five Minute Standup: You don't have to live near a warzone to get hit by an icy BM.

LOL
 
2006-10-21 12:33:03 AM
Soooo.....uhhh they normally sleep with chunks of blue ice in their beds, is that it?

Not that there is anything wrong with sleeping in a smelly wet spot or anything.
I'm sure its quite ummm moist.
Or something.


Seriously WTF????...How can you miss a big-ass piece of ice in your bed?
 
2006-10-21 12:39:42 AM
"pissberg"?

/?
 
2006-10-21 01:37:03 AM
This is one of the most poorly written news articles I've ever read. Apparently the Associated Press hires anybody who knows how to type.
 
2006-10-21 05:05:14 AM
i63.photobucket.com
 
2006-10-21 06:20:35 AM
2006-10-20 09:06:07 PM bhcompy

Wouldn't it be Yellow or Brown Ice? Or does human waste turn blue at terminal velocity?


Airplane toilets use the same chemicals that motor homes and porta-potties use.

It neutralizes and deoderizes.
And it's blue too.
 
2006-10-21 07:35:33 AM
Neutralizes yes. deodorizes? Well not so much.
 
2006-10-21 10:18:17 AM
Two things did bother me. One, if he normally would have been in the bead, why didn't he find it before the next morning? Or was he getting some wheelchair ass in the other bedroom?

The other thing... The guy from the FAA says this is the cause of a punctured lining or some such. I'd say it is the result, not the cause.
 
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