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(Record Online)		Principal suspended over porno emails. Emails include video of a man playing the piano with his penis, photo of boy peeing and a video of woman filling coffee cups with her breast milk. And that's some of the mild stuff (recordonline.com)		66
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Witty Comment		2006-10-19 08:20:14 AM

That is some mild stuff, really.

NikolaiFarkoff		2006-10-19 08:23:44 AM

Somebody missed the point of the 12-inch pianist joke.

/caffe lacté?

staplermofo		2006-10-19 08:27:46 AM

It's nice to know racial jokes are more headline worthy than borderline child porn. Good job there, *squint* Times-Herald Record.

Gavino		2006-10-19 08:39:18 AM

So he's a TF'er?

z_gringo		2006-10-19 08:45:00 AM

Who doesn't enjoy a good video?

Paedophile_Deluxe		2006-10-19 08:48:54 AM

Links?

the_rev		2006-10-19 09:03:08 AM

Dad?

Heroic Poser		2006-10-19 09:06:45 AM

"He, he...vas..playing it....vit eez...dick."

Gavino		2006-10-19 09:13:31 AM

Breast milk in coffee NSFW - pops

Hyaku-Shiki		2006-10-19 10:36:13 AM

Hero tag?

animalmagnet		2006-10-19 11:54:49 AM

*hiding in closet while HD reformats*

labomba		2006-10-19 11:55:26 AM

oh so that's how you do a quatre-mains

jrsyman		2006-10-19 11:56:09 AM

Ah, but can he nail a six inch spike through a board?

JDAT		2006-10-19 11:56:17 AM

Leave the guy alone will ya.

Peany1		2006-10-19 11:56:52 AM

I went to that middle school. The worst thing that ever happened was every year, the last 3 days of school was basically cancelled because of Black vs. White kid riots.

really

roundblack		2006-10-19 11:57:11 AM

"Clearly, what I'm finding is offensive," Sullivan County District Attorney Steve Lungen said. "Offensive isn't necessarily criminal."

Offensive isn't necessarily criminal? but it might be?

costas		2006-10-19 11:57:11 AM

"video of a man playing the piano with his penis"

"Chopsticks?"
"No, I can only play the piano with it"

Der Poopflinger		2006-10-19 11:57:15 AM

STOP LOOKING AT MY HARD DRIVE

Walker		2006-10-19 11:57:49 AM

You can probably find most of those videos on YouTube.

Claude Damage		2006-10-19 11:58:44 AM

Seems Principal Skinner found /b/.

Whatthefark		2006-10-19 11:58:59 AM

Breast milk, urinating, those are all perfertly natural things. How can anyone get in trouble for that? The piano thing...that's just funny. People need to lighten up.

/DRTFA

kev_74		2006-10-19 11:59:05 AM

Yay!! My local paper does it again!

10 soldiers killes in Iraq - not important.
Corruption in congress - not important.
School officials sending e-mails in poor taste - RUN WITH IT!!!

olapbill		2006-10-19 11:59:27 AM

Fine. I'll say it.
"The Artistocrats"

mekkab		2006-10-19 11:59:53 AM

That was a heart-warming anecdote about the roller-skate shoes.

/But what about the christmas shoes? DId he have them killed?

aiiee		2006-10-19 12:01:18 PM

"E-mails include: video of a man playing the piano with his penis"

Iggy?

Kangaroo_Ralph		2006-10-19 12:01:44 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_shock_sites

lelio		2006-10-19 12:03:13 PM

I know what an Oreo is, but what's a Domino?

kemosabe		2006-10-19 12:03:17 PM

Damn teachers were hogging all the spotlight.

About time a principal got involved. Watching boys pee is "hot" now?

/what has the world become?

MorallyDecaffeinated		2006-10-19 12:04:04 PM

And the problem is what, exactly?

It's always the quiet, weird ones that you have to look out for.

Not my cup of tea, but he doesn't seem too abnormal to me ...

Andrew Wiggin		2006-10-19 12:07:33 PM

At least it wasn't Tubgirl.

/hopes I don't get banninated for invoking her

IdBeCrazyIf		2006-10-19 12:11:31 PM

Andrew Wiggin: At least it wasn't Tubgirl.

No you only get that for mentioning Goa...****NO CARRIER

Gaylord Farker		2006-10-19 12:11:47 PM

"Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?"

images.google.com

fightingnewfoundlander		2006-10-19 12:13:58 PM

Gavino That doesn't pop, meathead.

raysun2be		2006-10-19 12:16:35 PM

on school time

that's the only problem I see with this. If there is no kiddie porn, it all should fall under free speech, no matter how offensive.

But if the school/district doesn't have a computer use policy, he might have a case if they try to fire him. If they do, he's farked.

He may be farked anyway, seems like ingoring the law and constitution is standard these days....

veale728		2006-10-19 12:17:54 PM

The article's headline said the principal was suspended over racist emails. So racist emails are worse then ones that have a pic of a boy peeing now?

I fear the direction our country is headed.

MCStymie		2006-10-19 12:19:02 PM

I love Teh Milkie-Milfs as much as the next guy, but time and place, folks. School ain't it.

/Can't sign off on little boyz and piano-playing with Teh Willie, tho.

Walljasper		2006-10-19 12:23:29 PM

Next announcement: he's coming out of the closet, he's an alchoholic and is entering rehab.

Oh sorry, that's the cover story for busted politicians.

mooseyfate		2006-10-19 12:24:00 PM

In other news, Drew is a principal!

FLYNAVY		2006-10-19 12:29:31 PM

2006-10-19 09:13:31 AM Gavino
Breast milk in coffee NSFW - pops

Cool, nice vid buddy. Found it sorta erotic. What guy hasn't tried his wife's breast milk when she was nursing?

PeasPeas		2006-10-19 12:30:45 PM

I love the Piano Stripper

http://www.devilducky.com/media/1935/

CAUTION PROBABLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK -- ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A PRINCIPAL!!!

BrotherTheodore		2006-10-19 12:43:24 PM

Sounds like normal 'FunnyVideosToday' stuff.

What uptight prudes.

PhaetonGrim		2006-10-19 12:52:12 PM

C'mon, the peeing and the breastmilk were both practical jokes, obviously not true. The peeing one they even showed was not true in the end. Geez.

Mr. Potatoass		2006-10-19 12:57:38 PM

Penis piano playing is serious stuff.

/Hospitalized briefly after attempting "Flight of the Bumblebee".

PeasPeas		2006-10-19 01:00:44 PM

Mr Potatoass --> My Hero!!

I was going to write in my previous post that a little piano music never hurt anyone. Guess I was wrong.

Sing me a song you're the piano man....

Adman12		2006-10-19 01:05:06 PM

submitter: a video of woman filling coffee cups with her breast milk.

Maybe it was a religious film about the life of St. Bernard?

kmramki		2006-10-19 01:08:00 PM

Yep. It's such sick/dumbass teachers that produce stupid pupil, who go on to write sentences like "He noted that no teachers appear to be involved.," in articles about sick/dumbass teachers.

solitary		2006-10-19 01:09:26 PM

Ok, where is it, somebody? Anybody?

This thread is useless...

One has to judge for oneself, really. And what was described was mild IMHO.

whitecorporatemaleoppressor		2006-10-19 01:13:53 PM

The Penis Piano video was most likely this from an old episode of Viva Variety: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvuL3ZZPaX0

SFW unless you work at a school or something.

No Such Agency		2006-10-19 01:28:09 PM

WTF?!?!?! That's like some bizarre sex manga. Man, religion is weird sometimes.

DeathRaySanta		2006-10-19 01:43:51 PM

FLYNAVY: What guy hasn't tried his wife's breast milk when she was nursing?

Part of The Sneeze blog's "Steve, Don't Eat It!" series: read all about it here.

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