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(The Local)   Teacher attacks child's face with a vacuum cleaner. School sucks   (thelocal.se) divider line 47
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2006-10-18 11:18:19 AM
I chortled.
 
2006-10-18 11:47:42 AM
Suck trifecta in play...

/mmmmm, suck my trifecta
 
2006-10-18 11:48:24 AM
BRILLIANT headline submitter. thank you, and you now owe me a new keyboard.

/cash only, please.
 
2006-10-18 11:49:26 AM
May I be the first to say that I'll bet the little cork-sucker deserved it.
 
2006-10-18 11:49:47 AM
TFA:
A school in Uppsala is facing a 25,000 kronor compensation demand

Why does that sound like a currency they'd talk about on Mork & Mindy?
 
2006-10-18 11:49:48 AM
Yeah, that teacher would be sucking alright, through a straw for at least six weeks while his jaw was wired shut.
 
2006-10-18 11:51:34 AM
www.thelocal.se

WTF?
 
2006-10-18 11:52:27 AM
25,000.00 SEK = 3,378.96 USD
Sweden Kronor United States Dollars
 
2006-10-18 11:55:21 AM
In America teacher sucks you!
 
2006-10-18 11:55:28 AM
dancing meatballs?
 
2006-10-18 11:58:08 AM
After manhandling himself to Boys Life too many times, the teacher probably thought he was helping to remove some blackheads.
 
2006-10-18 11:58:43 AM
TFA: The teacher saw red, slammed the pupil down on a table and began sucking his face and mouth

Hot!

Eh? What's that you say? Male? Vacuum cleaner?

I'll pass
 
2006-10-18 11:59:09 AM
Sux it long, sux it hard.
 
2006-10-18 12:01:21 PM
Heh - the ads next to the article:



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2006-10-18 12:01:26 PM
Just walk it off, kid. This is not something you want to be known for.

"The teacher saw red, slammed the pupil down on a table and began sucking his face and mouth with the vacuum cleaner."

I know some Germans who would pay big bucks for that.
 
2006-10-18 12:01:45 PM
Stop screwin' around! You kids screw around too much!

/Please tell me this isn't obscure.
 
2006-10-18 12:02:21 PM
The pupil's father was told by the school head that there was nothing she could do about the situation and that he was entitled to take it further if he wished.

Nothing??? How about fire the teacher and remove their teaching licence, or even better, charge the teacher with assault with a weapon???

/lawsuit justified
 
2006-10-18 12:05:50 PM
After the incident the pupil had difficulty sleeping and was afraid to go to woodwork class.

Lying sack of shiat.
 
2006-10-18 12:08:05 PM
Fire the teacher? For doing his job? He taught that kid a valuable lesson. DON'T SCREW AROUND IN CLASS! Look how smart those Chinese kids are. You think they screw around in class?
/now I have to leave for class.
 
2006-10-18 12:10:52 PM
Electrify
Nothing??? How about fire the teacher and remove their teaching licence, or even better, charge the teacher with assault with a weapon???
/lawsuit justified


According to the article:
The teacher was off on sick leave for the rest of the school year and is no longer employed at the school.
According to BEO the treatment of the child was abuse.
In April this year a new law against discrimination and other abusive behaviour in schools was introduced in Sweden. Under this law, it is highly likely that the child will be awarded compensation.
 
2006-10-18 12:11:02 PM
Doctor Funkenstein I also wtf'd.
 
2006-10-18 12:12:14 PM
nailgun
roof
testicle
teacher

some assembly required
 
2006-10-18 12:12:15 PM
Meh. In my middle school shop class, the teacher would routinely fling scraps of wood at students with a cry of "MO-RON!" when we'd screw up. To be fair, we did often load the air blower with splintery wood shards right before he used it to blow the sawdust off himself.
 
2006-10-18 12:33:01 PM
MCStymie: Stop screwin' around! You kids screw around too much!

South Park is the furthest thing from obscure there is on an internet forum
 
2006-10-18 12:36:25 PM
"teacher attacks child's face with a vacuum cleaner."

That sounds like it would make for a good one of those "OWNED" graphics.
 
2006-10-18 12:38:50 PM
sucks for him!!!
 
2006-10-18 12:47:22 PM
This was in SWEDEN?

Who knew?
 
2006-10-18 12:53:09 PM
Walker: In America teacher sucks you!

Ain't that the truth.
 
2006-10-18 12:57:26 PM
Don't worry, I'll dial for you.

whine, one...
 
2006-10-18 01:07:52 PM
those crazy swedes
 
2006-10-18 01:20:11 PM
American history can suck it. The revolution can suck it. The red coats can suck it. Paul Revere can suck it.
 
2006-10-18 01:25:45 PM
Where's a pic of the AHAHA guy saying something involving sucking?
 
2006-10-18 01:33:52 PM
Did they catch him stealing Willie's retirement grease?

/obscure?

//some farker overreacts to "obscure" in 3-2-
 
2006-10-18 01:34:05 PM
Sounds like my band teacher... ...she likes throwing drum bits at us... ...not as bad as a vacuum I am sure... ...but if the kid was screwing around...guess he deserved it... ...

interestig how right below the article is an ad for travel plans to Sweden
Come to Sweden and let your kid get sucked in the face by a teacher!!! ^.^
 
2006-10-18 01:40:01 PM
Walker

You win. You owe me a new laptop.
 
2006-10-18 02:08:05 PM
Back in High School, I had a teacher who downloaded the Napoleon Dynamite soundboard to his computer, which was hooked up to the room speakers. Whenever someone asked a stupid question, he's run over to the computer and hit "Gosh, what an idiot."
 
2006-10-18 02:30:37 PM
That's what American schools need, more teachers who lose their temper and physically assault students. That'll teach the brats.

/...that throwing tantrums is the way to deal with frustration
 
2006-10-18 02:43:51 PM
YOUTUBEPLZ?
 
2006-10-18 02:47:11 PM
MCStymie: Stop screwin' around! You kids screw around too much! Please tell me this isn't obscure.

This isn't obscure.

/Seriously
 
2006-10-18 02:57:13 PM
Everyone knows you don't mess with shop teacher
 
2006-10-18 03:06:32 PM
I like how the teacher tried to apologise to the kid's father. How did that go?

"Hey, man, I'm REALLY sorry I jammed a vacuum on your kid's face and started sucking his face. I feel very bad about it."
 
2006-10-18 03:48:57 PM
"The pupil's father was told by the school head that there was nothing she could do about the situation and that he was entitled to take it further if he wished."

"The teacher was off on sick leave for the rest of the school year and is no longer employed at the school."


Sounds like the father took it 'way further. "Teacher is eligible for death benefits and is taking a dirt nap?"
 
2006-10-18 04:50:59 PM
www.corkyreport.com
 
2006-10-18 05:06:20 PM
Never mind the teacher. What's this?

img46.imageshack.us

Those wacky Swedes ...
 
2006-10-18 05:13:33 PM
Yay! My hometown made Fark. Took place in the ghetto part of town...you know, where we keep our soon to be muslim overlords.

/yes, we have them here too
 
2006-10-19 01:23:13 AM
As a teacher, I can guess that the little #$@&% probably deserved it plus a caneing for good measure.

/Father should apologize to the teacher for raising a little hellion and then dumping him off on the school system.
// Seriously !
/// Teacher should get a medal
 
2006-10-19 06:02:29 PM
Did it suck his eyeballs out? And did he start seeing everything made of light?
 
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