LordPistachio

Word.

My humps my humps my humps.

"if you cant see them, they're probably farking"
-dads rule on kids #4

You don't know how bad freak dancing is until you've danced with a fat girl.

And liked it.

did i just stumble into a time machine?

//hello, mcfly?

i think a ps of rick romero in a Flock of Seagulls hairdo would be appropriate for this one.

Ral: Also, I predict that the next stage in the "evolution" of teenage dancing will be actual intercourse on the dance floor...

Been done. Couple at one of the local schools where I grew up got busted at prom. His fly was down and her dress was strategically lifted. Problem was they weren't quite as steady on their feet as they thought they were, got a bit too involved, and ended up on the floor. School admin had a picnic making that one good with the parents.

Came in here to see Romero. Thanks, LordPistachio.

You mean the dance that I was doing in 7th grade....15 farking years ago?

Morons. The lot.

go back to north korea, ya freekin gook!

Hate to break your balls, but I've been doing this since 1988 (4th grade)

You know what's so stupid about this? It's the predominant form of dancing in the West Indies, and it's called wining. Everyone does it -- kids, old people, people at weddings, clubs, wherever.

It's the only way to dance. The other ways require skill, which I am too pale for.

Not to worry. When fundamentalist Islam conquers the United States that will all be ended.

Like dancing matters?

"The 'dancing' of our youngsters today is one step from events that should be occurring on wedding nights," he wrote in an email to parents.

One step from getting drunk and punching out your crazy uncle Ray?

Ah, the first of the annual "oh noes freak dancing!!1" articles.

It's like..
"Kids today have no respect for their elders!"
or
"Kids today dress so slothenly!"

These complaints are as old as civilization itself.

I think I learned about this my first year in college (1990 and I was REALLY sheltered) and decided that this was more fun than sex and a lot less messy.

Freak dancing = your slutty teenage daughter getting dry humped by random dudes in front of everyone.

Do you think people got this worried about Vaudeville and swing dancing when those were popular?

Probably.

Just goes to show that no matter how many old/busted sag bags say they don't like it, the young people are still in control.

Old and busted: freakdancing
New hotness: fingerbanging your date on the dancefloor

Five Minute Standup

I wish I was on my other computer... I totally have a pic of some guy doing it, it's farking hilarious.