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(Yahoo)   Hastert: "Democrats pamper those who are terrorists." Democrats: "Hastert terrorizes those who wear Pampers"   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 52
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2006-10-17 02:39:10 PM
Here's my problem with the voting records...

You say X person voted against Y... but you don't say that the rider on bill Y included tax cuts for large corporate profits, etc. They usually attach something pretty ridic to almost all bills.

Oh well, I'm ready for the revolution and a time where we can put these cocksuckers' mouths on the curbs... both democrats and republicans.
 
2006-10-17 02:46:31 PM
JuanSchwartz: They usually attach something pretty ridic to almost all bills.

X: Vote 'yea' for the "Cure Cancer" Bill.

Y: But it's got this rider that legalizes murder and rape.

X: Y DOESN'T WANT US TO CURE CANCER!!!
 
2006-10-17 03:04:50 PM
Riders should be illegal. If a bill can't stand on it's own merit, then it shouldn't pass.
 
2006-10-17 03:14:38 PM
agreed suebhoney here where I live (near Toledo) Mike Dewine is running ads with a father of a soldier who died in Iraq complaining that Dewine's opponent (Sherrod Brown) voted against body armor for our troops. No one in there right mind would vote against improved body armor alone, it was tied in as a rider on some other dumbass bill and Sherrod Brown gets painted as wanting soldiers to die. It's douchebaggery of the highest order
 
2006-10-17 03:14:49 PM
"Recent events remind Americans that the world is a very dangerous place..."

Oh teh NOES, don't go OUTSIDE, it's DANGEROUS, you could get HURT!

What a bunch of pansies. Or rather, what a bunch of pampered rich assholes who depend on pansies to keep them in office.
 
2006-10-17 03:16:00 PM
Too many poison pills

/Cant trust voting records
 
2006-10-17 03:20:33 PM
ZING!
 
2006-10-17 03:38:45 PM
Denny Hastert and anyone else making this argument can die in a fire and burn in hell. Our entire system of justice is based on the principle of innocent until proven guilty, and treating everyone with fairness and due process

Now some Republican thugs want to turn that on its head and have everyone say "oh noes, terrorists - burn them at the stake." Well gee, who's a terrorist? Turns out it's anyone Dictator Bush or his underlings define as one. Maybe Osama bin Laden; maybe some Muslim dude from Afghanistan; maybe some Muslim dude from New York City who once watched al-Jazeera; maybe a friend of that Muslim guy in NYC; maybe you, who happen to be a coworker of the friend of that Muslim guy in NYC; maybe your friends and your spouse

When will your "and then they came for me" moment be? Before or after you decide that inalienable human rights really do apply to everyone?
 
2006-10-17 03:56:30 PM
There's so much spin in that article it made me dizzy.
 
2006-10-17 04:00:36 PM
When political tides turn those who flounder'll
Do what is done the best by a scoundrel
 
2006-10-17 04:02:11 PM
JuanSchwartz
They usually attach something pretty ridic to almost all bills.


www.thecinematicverses.com

Que?
 
2006-10-17 04:05:06 PM
Great headline!!
 
2006-10-17 04:28:30 PM
Golf clap, Submitter, and a hearty "hear, hear"
 
2006-10-17 04:53:38 PM
Ditto subby, nice wordplay
 
2006-10-17 05:10:11 PM
CheekyMunky: What a bunch of pansies. Or rather, what a bunch of pampered rich assholes who depend on pansies to keep them in office.

And to top it off, their pansies are all wet.
 
2006-10-17 06:07:24 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2006-10-17 06:10:05 PM
Neither Hastert or Democrats truly give a crap.
 
2006-10-17 06:28:40 PM
Neither Hastert Rebuplicans or Democrats truly give a crap.
Fixed that for you bwesb
 
2006-10-17 06:29:03 PM
It's ok, no one remembers number six anyway:

In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the state and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the assistance of counsel for his defense.
 
2006-10-17 06:29:37 PM
Hey! This is EVEN BETTER than the "Karl Rove forced Foley to stay in his congressional seat, even after Foley used their safe word" thread ( 2346454 )

And Walker posted the same graphic, and IT'S EVEN FUNNIER, the second time around!

/Republican Party MUST be filled with nothing but Gay pedophiles with Diaper fetishes, I read it on fark, it MUST be true! ^-^
 
2006-10-17 06:32:10 PM
Epsilon [TotalFark]
There's so much spin in that article it made me dizzy.


That's because it wasn't an article, it was a press release from Hastert's office.

3Horn
 
2006-10-17 06:36:31 PM
tommy. how many times must you have the term 'strawman' explained to you?
 
2006-10-17 06:38:39 PM
the_gospel_of_thomas: Republican Party MUST be filled with nothing but Gay pedophiles with Diaper fetishes

Well, they might get fired(pops) soon.

And the point of the cartoon is that the Foley matter was covered up by Hastert, and rather than address the concerns raised by this, he changes the subject and fearmongers. Get it now?

img.photobucket.com
 
2006-10-17 06:40:03 PM
the_gospel_of_thomas: Hey! This is EVEN BETTER than the "Karl Rove forced Foley to stay in his congressional seat, even after Foley used their safe word" thread ( 2346454 )

And Walker posted the same graphic, and IT'S EVEN FUNNIER, the second time around!


Hmm, what's that smell? Oh yeah, it's desperation. Hope you're enjoying your meltdown, we certainly are.
 
2006-10-17 06:41:04 PM
the_gospel_of_thomas:
Hey! This is EVEN BETTER than the "Karl Rove forced Foley to stay in his congressional seat, even after Foley used their safe word" thread ( 2346454 )

And Walker posted the same graphic, and IT'S EVEN FUNNIER, the second time around!


Thanks. I've got others too if you can keep track of them for me. I forget which ones I post in which thread.

img.photobucket.com
 
2006-10-17 06:46:35 PM
21-7-b: tommy. how many times must you have the term 'strawman' explained to you?

I've given up and just hum "If I only had a brain" when I bother to read his cat-like typing at all.
 
2006-10-17 07:10:24 PM
The "terrorists are coming to get you and your baby" card has been pretty much overplayed.

That dog just won't hunt anymore.
 
2006-10-17 07:15:03 PM
thomas:Republican Party MUST be filled with nothing but Gay pedophiles with Diaper fetishes

sounds like at least one Republican has a filled diaper problem going on. Dennis Hastert covered up potential sex crimes for partisan purposes. does that not bother you in the least?
 
2006-10-17 07:18:08 PM
"A fence to protect us from terrorists?" Gimme a break! How stupid and gullible do they think we are?

I thought the Messkin Fence was to keep out people with darker skin than Republicans---now Denny thinks Osama's gonna swim the Rio Grande and get work as a tomato-picker?

jeez!
 
2006-10-17 07:22:46 PM
So the Republicans are really playing the Pelosi card, while the Democrats are really playing the Bush card.

With those cards shouldn't they both fold?
 
2006-10-17 07:33:07 PM
"The disruption of the London bomb plot to turn airplanes into weapons against the United States showed just how far they will go."

Actually it really didn't at all.
If they are willing to go as far as planning to blow up planes in a way that is scientifically unfeasable, and then get caught before being able to bring that unfeasable plot to fruition, then I really don't have much reason to be scared of terrorists anyway.
 
2006-10-17 07:45:13 PM
Here's one of the things that defines you as a person: Do you think criminals can be a member of your community or not?

If you answered no, then there really is no problem taking away (constitutional/civil)rights.

If you answered yes, then you realize that someday you or someone you know could be a criminal & you want to retain those rights for them. Or you're principled & want to preserve those rights because they're what makes America, America.
 
2006-10-17 07:48:40 PM
The best idea the Confederacy had was the requirement that bills be about a single subject. Of course, appropriations supposedly have similar requirements, though not as strict. But still, I think something along those lines is near required to get our Federal government back on track.
 
2006-10-17 07:56:13 PM
Deneb81: The best idea the Confederacy had was the requirement that bills be about a single subject.

Remember that, and mention it after the upcoming revolution.
 
2006-10-17 08:04:19 PM
Submitter has class. Or the opposite of class. Either way I owe Submitter a handjob.

/Not a real offer. Unless Submitter is a supermodel.
 
2006-10-17 08:17:58 PM
suebhoney: Riders should be illegal. If a bill can't stand on it's own merit, then it shouldn't pass.

Too true suebhoney. I think that they should also have to write it in language that doesn't require a lawyer to understand.
 
2006-10-17 08:42:38 PM
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Best headline this month
 
2006-10-17 09:08:00 PM
the_gospel_of_thomas: /Republican Party MUST be filled with nothing but Gay pedophiles with Diaper fetishes, I read it on fark, it MUST be true! ^-^

well, if you say so.
 
2006-10-17 09:12:09 PM
Yeah, those Repugs just love the page dick. They suck it like they're suffocating and the page balls are full of oxygen.
 
2006-10-17 09:32:16 PM
Great, great headline Subby. I lol'd

Oh, and the rediculous statements that the GOP is making saying democrats pamper terrorists makes me lol harder. The GOP is doooomed if they keep that crap up. It just makes them look desparate.
 
2006-10-17 09:54:14 PM
the_gospel_of_thomas

Do you ever get tired of defending these scumbags?

/Republican Party MUST be filled with nothing but Gay pedophiles with Diaper fetishes, I read it on fark, it MUST be true! ^-^

Oh, I guess not...
/asshat
 
2006-10-17 10:09:11 PM
DJShamrock: Oh, and the rediculous statements that the GOP is making saying democrats pamper terrorists makes me lol harder. The GOP is doooomed if they keep that crap up. It just makes them look desparate.

Republicans take note: whenever people hear you say the Dems are pampering terrorists, most people associate that with the same kind of lunancy they associate with Cindy Sheehan. You are no more going to win this election and '08 with that crap that the Dem's did '02 and '04 with theirs.
 
2006-10-17 10:45:15 PM
I LOLed about the headline.
 
2006-10-17 11:08:23 PM
In Tommy's eyes, anyone with an R next to their name can do no wrong.
 
2006-10-18 12:07:58 AM
TGOT is like an Iraqi insurgent. He fires a shot and runs away.
 
2006-10-18 01:26:46 AM
Can I get an "Oh, Snap!"?
 
2006-10-18 03:14:01 AM
the_gospel_of_thomas: And Walker posted the same graphic, and IT'S EVEN FUNNIER, the second time around!


ALMOST as funny as that time you posted "CHIMPEACH!" in every farking Bush thread you came across. Let's not throw stones or anything though.
 
2006-10-18 04:56:46 AM
the_gospel_of_thomas: You can really tell that your heart just isn't in it anymore. You have a need to defend these farktards, but I think you understand what a difficult job you've taken up for yourself. Why bother, seriously? Are you honestly going to stand here and tell us that Republicans deserve to be rewarded for their behavior over the past 4-6 years by keeping their majority?
 
2006-10-18 09:34:44 AM
tgot loves and supports diaper snipers. That is all.
 
2006-10-18 09:48:57 AM
the_gospel_of_thomas: /Republican Party MUST be filled with nothing but Gay pedophiles with Diaper fetishes, I read it on fark, it MUST be true! ^-^

So.. that defending the apathetic chickenhawk party that covers up child predator scum thing is really working out well, eh, Tommy?

/farktard.
 
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