separated at birth?

the zaibatsu monstrosity. "mine's bigger"

An absolute insult to the Ford GT40 bearing the same color scheme.

Wow, the owner of that car must have a really, really, really small penis.

This monstrosity is what's wrong with America. All flash, no substance.

/I'd pay that kinda money for a Shelby GT500.

Owner's penis....so...small...it's....receding....into....his....body......Ack!

...or the Porsche 917

Well that is pretty stupid. What a waste of everything.

that just might be enough to compensate for my tiny wanger.



*Sniff*

And the penis size pre-occupied people show up. Trying to cover up some of their own personal issues??

LOL if you click the pic it just keeps opening up the exact same window... classy

This monstrosity is what's wrong with America. All flash, no substance.

It was made by a German tuning company.

/reading articles prevents dumbassery
//sometimes

The Long and Winding Road...

/that leads
//to your door...

Amount of money is inversely proportional to amount of common sense. I won't even mention style.

That's a fine example of excessive consumption right there. Nice one.

Quick everyone! Buy a stupidly large vehicle that consumes way more gasoline than necessary so that American can forever be dependent on foreign oil owned by crazy people!

Yeah that's a good idea. IMHO anyone who drives a Hummer (or any other gas-sucker) hates America.

Steve McQueen would cockpuch you for that headline.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cTU5DRfAuI

/shelby cobra
//ftw

...and with this, shouldn't the bling bling pendulum start swinging in another direction?

How did they find those 30" tires? Is there an existing market for that size?

watch out for the red Lola

StretchCannon

That H2 isn't for racing. It's for driving very slowly and waving your crack pipe out the window.

Wow, shocker that they have an oil/gas company sponsor

How small is it exactly?

I just threw up on my keyboard.

Too bad ATTENTIONWHORE is too long for a vanity plate, because that would be perfect for this.

It was made by a German tuning company.
/reading articles prevents dumbassery
//sometimes

Try reading it this way: The lack of substance is what's wrong with America.

This is nonsense- my submission for the twin-turbo Lamborghini Gallardo yesterday didn't go green

LOL c'mon farkers!!!! That the best you can do??? (say he has a small penis?) How cliche...


You sound like a bunch of poor people who are hating on rich people...don't forget who writes your checks...

There are a couple of H2's in my neighborhood. The license plates are "Her H2" and "His H2". I hate them. They always drive separately and park next to each other.

It's cute to see them take up four parking spots at WAL-MART. Losers.

That's... ugly. Blech.

And the penis size pre-occupied people show up. Trying to cover up some of their own personal issues??

PLEASE, people, don't talk about small peeners any more in this thread. It makes Major Thomb uncomfortable for some reason.

Major Thomb: And the penis size pre-occupied people show up. Trying to cover up some of their own personal issues??

If by personal issues you mean "too poor to afford anything beyond a 10-year-old Mazda and thus feel the need to belittle anyone who actually earns more than them," then yes, there appears to be some cover-up.

And the penis size pre-occupied people show up. Trying to cover up some of their own personal issues??

Speaking of penises, shouldn't you put Bush's back in your mouth?

ghey...

Charly wants his peanuts!

/so does algernon

Sigh...

They've sullied my favorite racing paint scheme. =T

\Might as well simply run over famous drivers
\\They've already got the truck to do it
\\\It would be a whole lot cheaper

nytmare - yes...as a matter of fact dwade and shaq both have hummers with 32's....

Airbrush this on the hood at Germans will buy them up by the dozen.

SUV = Minivan with lift kit
Minivan = rolling theater for Disney DVD's

I find it insulting that Subby connected Steve McQueen to this whore on wheels.

A simple case of more money than brains here, and it's ugly as sin. Everything about this thing makes me angry.

30 inch rims? To that, I say "Balderdash!"



/Original Gangsta

???

Major Thomb

And the penis size pre-occupied people show up. Trying to cover up some of their own personal issues??

Naaah!
We already know you own one and have an insecurity complex.
Could it be because your nom de plume is, wait for it... "Harry Cox"?

**dang**

Penis size is the easy and obvious joke.

I could buy an H2 if I wanted (though not a tarted-up model such as this, I'm sure), but wtf would I want to? It's ugly and stupid, but "You're stupid and have an ugly truck that's fuel inefficient and a trumped-up status-symbol to boot" just loses something in the humor department.

The Ghost of McQueen just cockpunched me...it was a 1968 Mustang Fastback powered by a 390/4V big block engine...not a Shelby Cobra.

/sorry steve
//he told me he'd have a hummer too
///highland green hummer
////slashies
//ftw

Dellirium
Owner's penis....so...small...it's....receding....into....his....body......Ack!

yeah, i think the owner must have the only "negative penis" in history.

Ho Hummer.

/I'd hit it.
//with a hellfire.

heinousjay: yeah, i think the owner must have the only "negative penis" in history.

Or, in laymans terms, a vagina.

NeedleGuy: separated at birth?

Since they both started life as military vehicles, you could say that.