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(Stuff)   Pornstar plans to deliver her baby during the shooting of next film   ( divider line
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17986 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Jul 2002 at 4:01 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-07-12 04:03:24 PM  
Nothing like a little afterbirth to spice up a porn.
2002-07-12 04:03:49 PM  
Porn only a woman could love.
2002-07-12 04:04:47 PM  
Where's the sick tag?
2002-07-12 04:05:38 PM  
ew ew ew ew ew ew!!!!
2002-07-12 04:05:48 PM  
Well. I'm not watching THAT.
2002-07-12 04:06:45 PM  
not my idea of pron.
2002-07-12 04:06:49 PM  
This kid isn't even born yet, but you already know he's gonna need serious therapy...
2002-07-12 04:07:32 PM  
So, how exactly is that going to work? Is she going to take it up the poop while the baby is coming out? It was only a matter of time before someone thought of doing this.
2002-07-12 04:08:52 PM  
Now why would I want to watch a baby wearing a fur turtleneck in the middle of a perfectly good porn scene?

2002-07-12 04:08:52 PM  

there... that's better.
2002-07-12 04:08:53 PM  
C'mon. With a name like PatrickBateman, you should be into that.
2002-07-12 04:09:43 PM  
So what they are saying is that a child will appear in a porn flick?
2002-07-12 04:10:09 PM  
"A Kiwi porn actress who wants to give birth on film may have her baby seized by officials."

Hopefully after it's born.
2002-07-12 04:10:26 PM  
Fb- the father ? ..... and the camera man, and the boom operator, and the sound crew, and the ....
2002-07-12 04:10:55 PM  
This is sick. Truly and deeply sick. I seriously hope that this kid doesn't have to grow up with a "mother" who thinks the kids only job in life is to help the mother's 'career'.

Oh, and the family is OK with it? Who cares? This is the same family that produced a porn star, which proves how well they are qualified to talk about how to raise children.
2002-07-12 04:10:56 PM  
that would make one disgusting climax.
2002-07-12 04:10:56 PM  
How is she going to deliver while shooting? Isn't there 9 months between shooting and delivery?
2002-07-12 04:11:00 PM  
I agree with Zchamu- that kid is farked from day one.
2002-07-12 04:11:04 PM  
Doctor: I'm here to delivery your baby.

Nicky: Great! Come on in...take your clothes off!"

[queue porn music] Wa-wacka-wa-wacka-wa...
2002-07-12 04:11:06 PM  
hopefully it won't be a C section
2002-07-12 04:11:50 PM  
Money shot redefined?
2002-07-12 04:12:51 PM  
You can't see it but I'm shaking my head at this one.

Wait I've got one...if she was in America do you think the ACLU would help her out? Discuss amongst yourselves.
2002-07-12 04:13:49 PM  
I had to be there when my wife had our critters. While I love them all to death, no way do I ever want to watch someone else giving birth. -I've gotten my share of visuals from working in a photo lab in college.
2002-07-12 04:15:20 PM  
This "woman" is seriously on crack.
2002-07-12 04:15:41 PM  
2002-07-12 04:15:51 PM  
"Won't someone PLEASE think of the children?"

[/Mrs. Lovejoy]
2002-07-12 04:16:30 PM  
If any kitten's are hurt during the watching of this...ewwwwwwwwwww!
2002-07-12 04:16:31 PM  
New Zealand porn actress no one's ever heard of having a baby on film no one will every watch.
2002-07-12 04:17:11 PM  
Gives new meaning to that oft-used phrase in porn: "Oh baby!"
2002-07-12 04:17:24 PM  
I'll echo the 'eeeeewwwwwww" sentiment
2002-07-12 04:17:38 PM  
my kooky friend filmed his own vasectomy.

yes, really.
I smell a new niche market...
2002-07-12 04:17:43 PM  
Rude: I hope to hell the ACLU would help her.
As many libertarians as there are on this site, I can't believe this many people are approving of a government agency SEIZING a child.
Yeah, I know, "She's abusing the baby!"
In industrial countries, babies are born in ridiculously bright rooms, often w/ a camera crew on hand (usually just for the family, but it's still a camera crew).
What's the difference?
Leave her alone.
2002-07-12 04:17:44 PM  
Glad I'm not the only one who finds "A Baby's Story" on TLC arousing.
2002-07-12 04:18:27 PM  
2002-07-12 04:19:55 PM  
And no one seems to think the fact a baby is in a porno is bad? There are sick, demented people out there (pedophiles) who enjoy stuff like this!
2002-07-12 04:20:40 PM  
Thanks you Toad Soup!
2002-07-12 04:22:06 PM  
I remember, when I was 15, in the sexual education courses, they showed us the video of a child delivery. While I was not grossed out by it, this is certainly not one thing I'd like to see in a porn flick. And frankly, this is certainly the only way to make a pussy shot unerotic.
2002-07-12 04:22:33 PM  
2002-07-12 04:24:41 PM  
man, I'm afraid to admit it...but I'm kinda curious.
2002-07-12 04:25:07 PM  
I'm a little baffled. From what I've read in the article, she wants to give birth on film and she does porn. I don't know if there's going to be a money shot with the kid involved (what're New Zealand's kiddie pr0n laws?), because the woman doesn't mention doin' it during the childbirth. The "artistic" connection of funky 70's music and childbirth certainly don't seem like a great idea to me, but there is a legitimate connection. As long as they don't show Randy Spears getting aroused and grinning "knowingly" when he sees the kid's head pop out, right?
2002-07-12 04:26:03 PM  
Man, that's gonna be almost as hard to jerk off to as that Daniel Pearl video...
2002-07-12 04:26:28 PM  
Coffeeislife I am a libertarian. I believe people should have the right to pursue happiness, (by doing whatever the fark they want to), as long as it doesn't interfere with anyone else's rights to do the same.

This mother is using the birth of her baby as a publicity stunt. The people who commented that this child will need therapy are right. This mother is proving that she is putting her pursuits of happiness above anothers. (In this case, her own infant child who has no hope of defending itself.)
2002-07-12 04:26:48 PM  
lol, nice one darth.
2002-07-12 04:28:21 PM  
This might be sick but first let's find out:
Is the baby a girl or boy?
2002-07-12 04:28:33 PM  
Caboozy- I do what I can.
This is a horrible Idea!
2002-07-12 04:28:48 PM  
Nunya, mothers around the world use their kids in publicity stunts! I guess that the difference is that there is sex involved, and I still haven't read anything about there being sex in the "delivery scene" (not to be confused with the deliverance scene).
2002-07-12 04:31:46 PM  
That kid doesn't have a chance in hell...
2002-07-12 04:31:51 PM  
If, as the pro-choice faction says, "it's a woman's body and her choice" then isn't it OK for her to do this since it's her body and her choice of what happens to her body? Assuming the child is not involved in any sex scenes whatsoever and the birth is just shown as the "natural conclusion" then shouldn't she have the right to do this?
2002-07-12 04:32:20 PM  
Nunya: Valid point on the ethical requirement to not interfere w/ anyone else.
Do you remember your birth? I don't remember mine.
If this child only appears in this video, and never remembers it, how is the child harmed?

Yes, the kid might see it later, and it's not the best idea in the world, but maybe this is the only way she can afford the hospital bill. (Don't know any porn stars, but I doubt they have medical insurance.)
Maybe this is her attempt to arrange a decent birth (Yes, it's a huge jump to assume that medical staff will be standing by) for her baby.
Isn't that better than arranging for the damned state to cover the costs? to begin the spiral down into dependance on the state?

For the record: I DON'T want to see this either. I saw "Mirical of Life" years ago, and it did it's job: I make DAMN sure there's good birth control so I NEVER have to see that again.
2002-07-12 04:32:27 PM  
I can't even bring myself to read the article. So I don't know if she'll actually be having intercourse while giving birth. But, I dunno.. if it's like any kind of childbirth I've seen, she'll likely want to shred any penis in sight. "You bastard! This is all your fault!!!"
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