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(Some Guy)   Stereotypes be damned: Crackspace.com, a MySpace for the "urban" demographic, launches next month   (lightreading.com ) divider line
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9318 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Oct 2006 at 2:23 PM (9 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2006-10-16 02:23:39 PM  
Attractive and Successful European American, please.
 
2006-10-16 02:25:38 PM  
nubian pleeze?
 
2006-10-16 02:27:01 PM  
I would like to see someone do caucasianspace.com and see what kind of shiat would hit the fan.
 
2006-10-16 02:27:05 PM  
"Urban"? Why would an 11th century Pope need a web site?
 
2006-10-16 02:27:18 PM  
It will be wigger central in 3 days.
 
2006-10-16 02:27:50 PM  
Anyone who creates a site called crackspace must be an anus.
 
2006-10-16 02:28:09 PM  
come on farkers, show me the gif we all know and love
 
2006-10-16 02:28:16 PM  
jshine: "Urban"? Why would an 11th century Pope need a web site?

More importantly, can you imagine who his top friends would be?
 
2006-10-16 02:28:34 PM  
Actually, Wikipedia tells me there have been 8 Pope Urbans.
 
2006-10-16 02:28:34 PM  
media.urbandictionary.com

I wonder if they can design their sites with this.
 
2006-10-16 02:28:45 PM  
I'm waiting for `curmudgeonspace'.
 
2006-10-16 02:28:46 PM  
I thought BlackPlanet.com already existed.
 
2006-10-16 02:28:49 PM  
Crackerspace.com?

www.blue-underground.com
 
2006-10-16 02:29:55 PM  
Joe Rogan, I think there's something you should know about me.

I smoke rocks.

/itches neck
 
2006-10-16 02:30:18 PM  
How horrible, how utterly and completly horrible. Crackspace? Because rock cocaine is THE symbol of the "urban demographic." This guy should be shot.
 
2006-10-16 02:31:05 PM  
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2006-10-16 02:31:08 PM  
Oh boy. Someone tell Al Sharpton to get out the track suit.

"Urban" just means "in the city", as opposed to "rural". You don't find a lot of crack in the country. So what's the problem?
 
2006-10-16 02:31:39 PM  
yes_they_are_real: I would like to see someone do caucasianspace.com and see what kind of shiat would hit the fan.

consider two things:

urban != black
white folk will be able to create an account

So yeah, caucasianspace.com would probably bring down some shiat. But honkeyspace.com, or redneckspace.com would probably be just fine, as there aren't any inherit restrictions on who can join up, etc.
 
2006-10-16 02:32:11 PM  
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2006-10-16 02:33:20 PM  
RaiseTheBlackFlag: Because rock cocaine is THE symbol of the "urban demographic."

I bet crack exists in the same proportions in surburbia. The only difference is the surburbians don't sing and glorify it...or give it any mention whatsoever.
 
2006-10-16 02:33:46 PM  
yes_they_are_real: I would like to see someone do caucasianspace.com and see what kind of shiat would hit the fan.

yeah...cacuasian's are sooooo opressed that way.
 
2006-10-16 02:34:11 PM  
"Urban" just means "in the city", as opposed to "rural". You don't find a lot of crack in the country. So what's the problem?

Yeah, they're got meth instead.

But "urban", although yes, it does mean "of or pertaining to a city", is a reasonably commonly-understood euphemism for "gansta". Words take on secondary connotations, which may, with time, become primary: witness "gay".
 
2006-10-16 02:34:12 PM  
Might as well call it CripSpace.com
 
2006-10-16 02:35:02 PM  
I live in a city - am I "urban" too?
 
2006-10-16 02:35:53 PM  
I was born here, so I also claim that I am Native American.
 
2006-10-16 02:36:37 PM  
Mugato:"Urban" just means "in the city", as opposed to "rural". You don't find a lot of crack in the country.


as.wn.com

No, these Bolivian farmers are just growing, um, "coffee".
 
2006-10-16 02:37:38 PM  
get cha groove on homies

it's CRYME TYME!
 
2006-10-16 02:37:45 PM  
I'd like to see "methmouth.com"

Or maybe not.
 
2006-10-16 02:38:29 PM  
rawkus


Comment box closed due to virii?
 
2006-10-16 02:38:56 PM  
I hate that racist BS. I'm a minority, here in California.

Can our public high school have school have a caucasian club that gets lunches once a month sponsored by the school like the latino club and the african-american club?

I don't think so. What a bunch of racist anti-white BS.
 
2006-10-16 02:39:02 PM  
N F W
 
2006-10-16 02:39:08 PM  
I am deeply saddened by this article...my faith in humanity is gone. Again.
 
2006-10-16 02:39:46 PM  
I had to explain to my friend the other day that "urban" means "black people."

This is some bad shiat for black folks, but not as bad as "Flava of Love."

That show is like taking MLK Jr.'s corpse, and wiping your ass with it.
 
2006-10-16 02:40:36 PM  
Goddammit, I tried to sign up with the username K-Fed (since as an earlier poster pointed out this thing is going to be wigger central), but the damn SQL scripts are broken so I can't confirm my account.
 
2006-10-16 02:40:46 PM  
This can only end in a bloody gang war. And it will all start on the intertubes.

And it will all be blamed on Crackspace.com.

/STOP THE MADNESS!
//Really, stop it. Damn.
 
2006-10-16 02:40:54 PM  
That comic book cover is the greatest thing I have ever seen. And I've had a threesome with two women.
 
2006-10-16 02:41:33 PM  
Mugato
That's not crack. That's a bunch of coca plants.
 
2006-10-16 02:41:57 PM  
rds.yahoo.com
 
2006-10-16 02:42:02 PM  
I bet crackheads could do better HTML design than 99% of the current Myspace users.
 
2006-10-16 02:42:40 PM  
Most of the posts from the youth on Myspace are from moronic, barely-literate suburban farktards.

Imagine the posts from their urban counterparts.
 
2006-10-16 02:43:12 PM  
Along the urban line; "my B" I meant to direct that at jshine
 
2006-10-16 02:43:46 PM  
I just don't understand why they chose "crackspace.com" as the name...Why not Urbanspace if it's for the Urban community??
 
2006-10-16 02:44:07 PM  
I'm looking forward to this new site so I can make the "urban" version of my fat little troll friend here:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&frien​did=8690 9748
(you have to delete the space, then copy and paste)

/bwuahahahaha, etc
 
2006-10-16 02:46:03 PM  
jshine: No, these Bolivian farmers are just growing, um, "coffee".

That's not crack. Crack is not made in the hinterlands. That's meth country.
 
2006-10-16 02:48:42 PM  
img278.imageshack.us

"Watch this. I'm going to sucker-punch this K-Fed douchebag."
 
2006-10-16 02:49:44 PM  
www.uploadfile.info

Don't do drack
 
2006-10-16 02:49:59 PM  
CountyKid: I hate that racist BS. I'm a minority, here in California.

Can our public high school have school have a caucasian club that gets lunches once a month sponsored by the school like the latino club and the african-american club?

I don't think so. What a bunch of racist anti-white BS.


I thought whites were now a minority in California. No, really.
 
2006-10-16 02:51:01 PM  
BigDumbGuy: I thought whites were now a minority in California. No, really.

Depends on the area. Certain areas are very white, other areas are less so.

Lemme tell you, though, there is nothing so racist as one hispanic subgroup vs. another.
 
2006-10-16 02:52:47 PM  
muninsfire: Depends on the area. Certain areas are very white, other areas are less so.

Lemme tell you, though, there is nothing so racist as one hispanic subgroup vs. another.


i know! i never knew how much Puerto Ricans hated Mexicans till i went into the army. all us dumb white kids just said, "but wait. you're both hispanic"

almost got beat up for that one
 
2006-10-16 02:54:18 PM  
It will be filled up with suburban wiggers in no time.
 
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