TA-DAAAAAAAA

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_oACRt-Qp-s

too lazy to link. I like the music.

The Aristocrats!

Floridiot

104.1 , if it's the weekend.

/tah-dah!

Darwin did not think him ready yet.

grammar?

I could never be a cop, because I wouldn't be able to keep from kicking this little punks a*s. (over the median)

You have to give credit to the cops. I don't know how they are able to control themselves.

I got next, submitter, I got next.

studying all day, and morale is at an all-time low,
and then, out of nowhere, this story comes along and makes me feel yummy in my tummy.

Thank god for morans

Do you have the Miss Piggy?

While I would feel bad for the parents, it's a shame Darwin let this one get away.

Ahhh, Subnova knows what to listen to. But The Monsters, Shannon Burke, The Philips Phile, The Hideout.....all good during the week....

Maybe this kid should take it easy on the caffeine.

Kudos on the headline!

/Chick dig morons who crash into numberous things.

From the video

"...and drove the SUV onto International Motor Speeday." Nice naming of a public street, Floridah.

TFA didn't say so, but I'm betting the SUV was stolen. He'd be is trouble if he did that in his folks' car.

oldfarthenry

I can buy a mall at a `mall store', now?



Say, this one's nice. SOLD!

this place has everything

Headline brought back memories. Good jorb.

The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year...

Update to this story... she's been given an offer from the Florida state police to join the force and handle high speed chases and traffic stops.

Florida has a reputation to maintain, and this person fits the bill nicely.

15????

Lots of space in this mall....

This will go down on your permanent record.... gotta love teen anger.


i need someone
a person to talk to
someone who'd care to love
could it be you
could it be yo-ou
the situation gets rough,
and i start to panick
its not enough
its just a habit
and, kid, you're sick
darling this is it
well you can all just kiss off into to the air
behind my back
i can see that stare
they'll hurt me bad but i won't mind
they'll hurt me bad they do it all the time
yea yea
yea they do it all the time
yea yea
they do it all the time
yea yea
they do it all the time
do it all the time
they do it all the time
do it all the time
they do it all the time
do it all the time

I hope you know that this will go down on your permenent record
oh yea
well don't get so distressed
did i happen to meantion that i'm impressed

i take one one one cause you left me and
two two two for my family and
three three three for my heartache and
four four four for my headaches and
five five five for my lonely and
six six six for my sorrow and
seven seven n-no tomorrow and
eight eight i forget what eight was for and
nine nine nine for a lost god
ten ten ten ten for everything everything everything

well you can all just kiss off into to the air
behind my back
i can see that stare
they'll hurt me bad but i won't mind
they'll hurt me bad they do it all the time
yea yea
yea they do it all the time
yea yea
yea they do it all the time
do it all the time
do it all the time
do it all the time
do it all the time
do it all the time
time time time time
timetimetimetimetimetimetimetime
do it all the time

If I am driving, I am in control of the radio/CD/Sirius. This includes volume, bass and balance. Don't like, hop out at the next corner, thumb a ride and argue with that person

However, the teen drove off and into International Drive Boulevard, police said.

International Drive Boulevard? Come on WKMG! International Drive is in Orlando. Maybe it should be International Speedway Boulevard?

/Coming from the same people that pluralized sheriff as sheriff's.

That's the second Femmes reference I've seen today, Irregardless.

Nice.

I still don't think Jake and Elwood are impressed, they got away!

/Do you have the Miss Piggy?

...to grandmothers house we go.

Oh also,

//New Olsmobiles are in early this year!

Cold_Sassy

He might disagree with you...

I dunno. That always worked for me in GTA3. Did the kid at least find one of those spinning star things to drop his wanted level?

Crap, both of the quotes already used. Sorry Bubba Ho-Tep and zrock, my bad.

Their not going to catch us, we're on a mission from God!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-uPP9A9o7dQ

BarkingPumpkin

That's the second Femmes reference I've seen today, Irregardless.

Nice.

Gotta love the Femmes.

However, the teen drove off and into International Drive Boulevard, police said

Forget the name of the road..how did he drive INTO it and not ONTO it? You can't drive in a road. Not yet anyway :)

You mean there are stations OTHER than 104.1? Not on my radio that's for damn sure.

/unless it's my all Rush mix tape
/S-B-K!

"They broke my watch!"

All set to the tune of "To Grandmother's House We Go!"

I'm gonna catch that sucker, if it's the last thing I ever do!